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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

with Golden Grahams

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

and maybe a chocolate chip or something. Hershey miniature?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
this is a good idea and will fit in w\ my morning routine because i currently toss my pork n' beans (cock n' balls) onto the griddle for just a sec to help wake up (im quitting cofee!)

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



yesterday for breakfast I cooked my cereal (oatmeal) in a pan for 5 to 7 minutes and it worked out really well

myth confirmed

Lean Six Ligma
Nov 26, 2005

Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys
I tried this the other day for breakfast and tbh it was pretty good...

get one lime
get a coconut

1. Cut open the coconut
2. Put the lime in the coconut
3. Drink them both up
4. Call the doctor
5. Wake him up
6. Say "doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?'
7. Say "DOCTA, to releive this belly ache"

And then he says
1. "Now, lemme get this straight"
2. " you put the lime in the coconut"
3. "You drank them both up?"

...

By this time you'll have committed suicide because you have this loving song stuck in your head

Lean Six Ligma fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Oct 23, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
try lightly 'toasting' your bread in a toaster before eating it tomorrow

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i eat st4raight up wheat. stalks and errthing. will this poo poo still work? if not then gently caress it

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

try lightly chewing handfuls of sugar until your lovely teeth fall out of your mouth

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Salt Fish posted:

Tomorrow I'm going to have some toasted cereal (oops just berries) and some egg-coffee which I just learned about.

what the gently caress is egg-coffee

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I dont eat breakfast and now im super triggered.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

StarkRavingMad posted:

what the gently caress is egg-coffee
its this thing my mom learned about on andrew zimmerns show where they use egg to filter the coffee, consomme style

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
so any reports?

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
I expect this thread to be horrible but i was wrong. i'm probably gonna have spagetti or pizza for breakfast. thanks for listening.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

try lightly 'toasting' yourself with weed before eating your cereal at 11:30 at night

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Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Mange Mite posted:

so any reports?

I did not toast my serial this am op

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

a hole-y ghost posted:

does this work for oatmeal because thats the only cereal i really eat

You know when you find the perfect combo of sauces at Mongolian bbq (idk what they're called in the east coast. They have huge circular stoves that the chefs rotate the food on with wooden sticks.) and you never change it?

That's been me an oatmeal for the last 3 months. I always liked it, but now I've nailed it. The perfect combination. I could never get sick of it.

Let's start with the liquid.

Water? Too absorbent, not sweet. Milk? Too thick, leaves chunky feeling in oatmeal. Perfect? Vanilla coconut milk. Doesn't get over absorbed, isn't very thick. Vanilla is sweet and subtle.

Add ghee (clarified butter) and brown sugar and frozen fruit (cherries are best, blueberries are second best) and you've got yourself some loving delicious God drat oatmeal.

Highly recommend.

I'm real posting because I've talked about this before,

I can go into excruciating details for the perfect bowl of oatmeal if you goons are ready to never eat anything else for breakfast again.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i couldnt tell when my cocoa puffs went from brown to slightly browner and they got burned. great suggestion

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I lightly toast my balls before my morning jack session to shoot hotter loads.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
try lightly "toasting" your cleaning products in a pan before using them

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
lightly sprinkle cookies with coarse sea salt

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
1c grapenuts
14c sugar

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
try lightly "toasting" your pan in a bigger pan before you try lightly "toasting" your cereal in a pan before eating it tomorrow morning

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
try waking up and not immediately regretting it

no seriously try it and tell me what its like

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

potee posted:

try waking up and not immediately regretting it

no seriously try it and tell me what its like

ive found a nice big breakfast helps dull the pain

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008

Zazi posted:

try lightly 'toasting' yourself with weed before eating your cereal at 11:30 at night

This also works in the morning. A bowl of weed, a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee? You've got yourself an Appalachian Speedball!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
try lightly 'toasting' your cum in a pan before eating it tomorrow morning

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

try lightly toasting your orange juice in a pan before drinking it tomorrow

i like my orange juice with a nice smoky afterbirth

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

You know when you find the perfect combo of sauces at Mongolian bbq (idk what they're called in the east coast. They have huge circular stoves that the chefs rotate the food on with wooden sticks.) and you never change it?

That's been me an oatmeal for the last 3 months. I always liked it, but now I've nailed it. The perfect combination. I could never get sick of it.

Let's start with the liquid.

Water? Too absorbent, not sweet. Milk? Too thick, leaves chunky feeling in oatmeal. Perfect? Vanilla coconut milk. Doesn't get over absorbed, isn't very thick. Vanilla is sweet and subtle.

Add ghee (clarified butter) and brown sugar and frozen fruit (cherries are best, blueberries are second best) and you've got yourself some loving delicious God drat oatmeal.

Highly recommend.

I'm real posting because I've talked about this before,

I can go into excruciating details for the perfect bowl of oatmeal if you goons are ready to never eat anything else for breakfast again.
cool not big into sweet oatmeal myself but ill try it. thanks for sharing your tips son

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


try letting off a big fart right on the pan and then immediately throwing in a chicken breast for delicious fart chicken

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

try letting off a big fart right on the pan and then immediately throwing in a chicken breast for delicious fart chicken

I prefer jerk chicken ....

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

creme brulee, using fart and a road flare

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a hole-y ghost posted:

creme brulee, using fart and a road flare

lmao like that fart will be long enough to carmelize the sugar

go post in gws and learn some real cooking skills :rolleyes:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

lmao like that fart will be long enough to carmelize the sugar

go post in gws and learn some real cooking skills :rolleyes:
pff. sounds like you have a weak, effete butthole and bowels to me

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Business Gorillas posted:

lmao like that fart will be long enough to carmelize the sugar

go post in gws and learn some real cooking skills :rolleyes:

clearly u are a simpering dandy who cant fart worth a drat

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