Am I a bitch?

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Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

If you didn't wink back you're a bitch

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The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

postcock everything but the op then goldmine pls

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:11

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

perhaps

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:13

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

you're a poochie, op

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:56

Cosmos: Jan 8, 2006; All that is or was or ever will be

next time a stranger grabs your arm punch them in the face immediately. man woman or child

this is how you avoid being a pussy rear end little bitch

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:56

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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unequivocally, yes

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:58

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

if you have to ask...

# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:00

Preoptopus: Aug 25, 2008; Ð¢ÑÐ¸ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»Ð¾ÑÐºÐ¸,
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All the cool people pronounce it as Betch these days

# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:01

Izumi Konata: May 4, 2012; by Ralp

well, as it turns out, bogus info can be generated with just a little imagination. "sure, stranger, *retrieves wallet* let me just verify this information is accurate by providing two forms of identification and a recent utility bill while micing this jay in a public place."

# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:08

Izumi Konata: May 4, 2012; by Ralp

"oh, that's wonderful. i'm also a notary!"

# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:09

Lamebot: Sep 8, 2005; ロボ顔菌～♡

Baba Ganoush posted:

My girlfriend was begging to go out a couple of days ago, so I took her to the movies and we watched Kill the Messenger. I thought it was going to be like New Jack City but it wasn't like that, it was actually a pretty lovely film about this rear end in a top hat who eventually killed himself. Whereas New Jack City was a great film and you guys should probably see it.

But when we were getting off the metro this 50 year old woman and a 20 something year old black dude accosted us and asked us if we were registered to vote. So I said yes and continued walking. But the old lady grabbed my arm. I said what are you doing she said, have you thought about who you're voting for?

I honestly didn't know there was even an election coming up and was sort of shocked at what she was doing. Now, to put things in context, my gf is like 5 feet tall and originally from the Caribbean. She can be quite sassy as a White Hispanic but in this moment she said nothing. So I chose to hear the old woman out. Little did I know that she had an alternative agenda. Before I knew it she was presenting me with papers and the black guy was lighting up a marijuana cigarette. They forced us to fill out write in ballots for candidates I don't even know.

I'm having trouble remembering as I don't often do drugs. But at the end I am positive we had filled out legal forms and the old lady... I think may have slapped my girlfriend on the rear end before giving her a long hug and the black dude winked at me.

I've been reviewing this situation again and again in my mind over the past few days but can't come up with anything. I think they may have stolen my vote and my dignity.

Congratulations on your new high interest loan.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:11