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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Good post, OP. But I'm afraid he didn't plan for countermeasures.
:synpa:

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Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
Maybe comics are stupid as gently caress and exclusively enjoyed by unlikable subhuman trash? Makes u think.....

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
im the Page one frank Miller comic book derail

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Wait gently caress no I wanna be the hammer

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

Maybe comics are stupid as gently caress and exclusively enjoyed by unlikable subhuman trash? Makes u think.....

You sound like a cool laid back guy, forums babby cirrhosis johnson

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
so did they kill that guy with the axe?
I'm guessing yes.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Al Borland posted:

so did they kill that guy with the axe?
I'm guessing yes.

yep

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Al Borland posted:

so did they kill that guy with the axe?
I'm guessing yes.

not before he buried his axe in a cops skull like a true berzerker

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TOOT BOOT posted:

not before he buried his axe in a cops skull like a true berzerker

:black101:

quote:

Thompson charged at two police officers, Kenneth Healey, 25, and Officer Joseph Meeker, 24 (both recent graduates of the police academy), planting his axe into the side of Healey's head and slicing Meeker's arm. The two were posing for a photo on the street when Thompson attacked.

"He raised his arm up high and brought it straight down on the cop's head," eyewitness Larry Bethune told the New York Post. "The cop went down to the ground face-first...the cop's just lying there with blood pouring down his face. He didn't move."

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
muslims are the modern day vikings

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
would it theoretically be possible to design a magnetic vest that repels bullets and if not, why not?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Agrajag posted:

muslims are the modern day vikings

Vikings at least set up shop and contributed to the local economy.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Haha they shot some random woman as well, of course they did

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i miss the days when political shooters and axe spree murderers weren't "Islamic extremist crazy" and were instead just garden-variety crazy

though to be fair the Ottawa shooter was less doing it because of Islam and more because he was insane

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

The Taint Reaper posted:

Vikings at least set up shop and contributed to the local economy.
not content with just taint reaping Imp Zone, are we

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Regardless, I think it's a noble thing to attack armed people with axes, even if they are miniature versions. It reminds me of Braveheart.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Agrajag posted:

muslims are the modern day vikings
They sure have the rape and pillage down.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Y-Hat posted:

not content with just taint reaping Imp Zone, are we

Well between their inability to forge decent weaponry because the iron and metal around their home area sucked and that raiding villages was very cost intensive, they had to pay the bills somehow.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

The Taint Reaper posted:

Vikings at least set up shop and contributed to the local economy.

Uh I was eating a lamb gyro two days every week when I lived in Portland bud

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

would it theoretically be possible to design a magnetic vest that repels bullets and if not, why not?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071009165231AAXAf5k

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Y-Hat posted:

i miss the days when political shooters and axe spree murderers weren't "Islamic extremist crazy" and were instead just garden-variety crazy

though to be fair the Ottawa shooter was less doing it because of Islam and more because he was insane

The two are one and the same.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Y-Hat posted:

i miss the days when political shooters and axe spree murderers weren't "Islamic extremist crazy" and were instead just garden-variety crazy

though to be fair the Ottawa shooter was less doing it because of Islam and more because he was insane
You know it's bad when your mum goes on TV and calls you a dick the day after.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
Abe Simpson remembering the good old days when deranged killers were bland and inoffensive

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Modern Islamic terrorists suck at terrorism: they never plan properly and have no imagination whatsoever. It's really annoying to have all my freedoms taken away just due to idiots like this. If they were really cool and well-organised, like baddies in an action movie, it wouldn't be so bad.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
The cops also shot a random bystander too, nice work.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
hi yes hello killing cops is good and cool no matter the motives.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Throwdini posted:

Global Caliphate: Human society could possibly continue for thousands of years
Global capitalism: Breathable atmosphere becomes the number one industry by 2125

global m,arxism: eternal paradise on earth

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Motherfucker posted:

hi yes hello killing cops is good and cool no matter the motives.

this guy gets it

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Throwdini posted:

Global Caliphate: Human society could possibly continue for thousands of years
Global capitalism: Breathable atmosphere becomes the number one industry by 2125

This guy gets it.

Oberleutnant posted:

this guy gets it

What the

Lamebot fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Oct 25, 2014

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Oh poo poo, I did not hear about this until now!
Has ISIS been watching my sweet-rear end tomahawk attack trainign vids>!?
This is really exciting for me! I've been trying to youtube-train terrorists for so long I can't remember!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Y-Hat posted:

i miss the days when political shooters and axe spree murderers weren't "Islamic extremist crazy" and were instead just garden-variety crazy

though to be fair the Ottawa shooter was less doing it because of Islam and more because he was insane

Would that dude who was in love with jodie foster be an adult convert if he happened today? Also I only ever saw sin city 1 once sorry.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Squalitude posted:

The cops also shot a random bystander too, nice work.

lol

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Umiapik posted:

Modern Islamic terrorists suck at terrorism: they never plan properly and have no imagination whatsoever. It's really annoying to have all my freedoms taken away just due to idiots like this. If they were really cool and well-organised, like baddies in an action movie, it wouldn't be so bad.


gently caress you. 9/11 was awesome. It was one hell of a michael bay movie worth losing freedom over. To top it off, we got a better looking tower to boot.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Throwdini posted:

Global Caliphate: Human society could possibly continue for thousands of years
Global capitalism: Breathable atmosphere becomes the number one industry by 2125

Nice, let me do one.

Global capitalism: You get to keep your clit and can wear clothes other than a black sheet.
Global caliphate: You don't

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Plafop posted:

Nice, let me do one.

Global capitalism: You get to keep your clit and can wear clothes other than a black sheet.
Global caliphate: You don't


Global capitalism: serving hummus to white people

Global caliphate: serving combo chicken/lamb shawarma platter to everybody (except kufars and jews)

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

katlington posted:

Would that dude who was in love with jodie foster be an adult convert if he happened today? Also I only ever saw sin city 1 once sorry.
i'd put it at even odds

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
more like islame lol

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
that islam dude, that islam dude

why is he running free?

that islam dude, that islam dude

i fear a killing spree


he pray 5 times a day

seeking guidance every time. not once, not twice, but four times.

if his destiny is to bring people misery,

then hell shall swallow him when he becomes history

that islam dude, that islam dude

slam whale holy grail

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm just upset those two dogs got injured taking down the crazy guy at the White House the other day :ohdear:

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