theres not a better mainstream candy than kit kats

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Seriously though, twix are the best

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:15

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

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# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:15

Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

twix, also heath except for how they stick on the teeth

Khorne posted:

apparently the op has never had twix, it's like a kit kat but better

the real best mainstream garbage candy is heath bars though

listen to this guy

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:20

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

i had a kit kat the other day that had no wafer in it and i was pissed bc thats my favorite part

twix has never disappointed me in that way

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:24

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

TOILETLORD posted:

hmm i must be crazy then because last bag i grabbed said turkey on the back.

the company is german but they have factories around the world

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:25

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Chris Christie posted:

This guy knows what's up.

drat straight i do.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:25

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# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:30

Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

Khorne posted:

apparently the op has never had twix, it's like a kit kat but better

the real best mainstream garbage candy is heath bars though

this

ban the op

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:32

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

NiceGuy posted:

The problem with your thesis OP is that kit kats are in fact loving awful. Hope this clears things up!

smdh

twix are good but too sweet imho

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:40

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

mind the walrus posted:

White Chocolate is the devil's milk.

then hail satan's titties *eats white reese's*

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:07

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

I like some of the old ones - Zagnut, BUN, Chunky, Salted Nut Rolls. I must not be the only one.

an old one I don't like is French Burnt Peanuts. Oh yeah those sound great let me have some of those and some Italian Shitted-On and Rotted Almonds too!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:18

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

NiceGuy posted:

The problem with your thesis OP is that kit kats are in fact loving awful. Hope this clears things up!

I agree

Personally I make my own candy mixing spinach and vegemite + a lil' cinnamon (it's a natural sweetener) it's veggie and very healthy for you, if you'd like my recipe just PM me

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:57

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

You filthy Candy Casuals have obviously never had the privledge of tasting Ritter Sport. Please try some within your life time. I recommend Strawberry yogurt flavor if you can't manage to get your goony little mits on the strawberry vanilla wafer master race flavor. Honestly Kit Kats are like a poor mans Ritter Sport. Don't even bother with there marzipan flavor or there dark hazel nut.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:37

Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

close thread

# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:46

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Okay, Now close thread.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:58

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

close thread

because it's been contaminated?

# ? Oct 26, 2014 02:01

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

We said mainstream candy, not candy they you can only get at the fancy richy-rich shops. :colbert:

I was gonna call the dark KitKat the best mainstream candy. But then I got reminded about Take Fives. So we'll call it second.

Milky Way and Snickers are too common.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 02:31

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

TheRatboyGenius posted:

Okay, Now close thread.

sorry no

# ? Oct 26, 2014 02:58

Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

ArbitraryC posted:

because it's been contaminated?

if you're allergic to or simply can't enjoy coconut (let alone chocolate, of course) you truly are a pitiful creature not meant for this earth

edit: i guess it could be the nuts, too? which is still sad but not quite as "why bother living"

Tuxedo Catfish fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Oct 26, 2014

# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:00

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:00

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

i love kit kats. i won a nexus 7 tablet from one

e:

# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:02

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Three Musketeers Truffle Crisp was too good for this world. It was like a Three Musketeers with half the nougat replaced by astronaut ice cream.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:08

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Mange Mite posted:

sorry no

No! That's like there worst flavor of all! Cornflakes were invented to stop masturbation. Kellogs thought that meat and certain flavorful or seasoned foods increased sexual desire, and that plainer food, especially cereals and nuts, could curb it.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:35

Flaccid Trip: Apr 29, 2008

mind the walrus posted:

White Chocolate is the devil's milk.

Crunchie Bars are the poo poo though.

These and Violet Crumble are absolutely delicious. Unfortunately, the only place I can buy them nearby is World Market.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:56

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Drum posted:

These and Violet Crumble are absolutely delicious. Unfortunately, the only place I can buy them nearby is World Market.

Best thing to do is chill them a bit before eating them. So delicious. I know I've found Crunchie's in a US pharmacy at one point or another among a block of Cadbury products, but I think it was like some regional test market thing cause it was only once or twice.

loving :911:

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:11

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

kit kats are awesome but i dont buy them because all their commercials make sounds that have people chewing and i dont want to loving hear people eat, ever

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:22

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

TheRatboyGenius posted:

You filthy Candy Casuals have obviously never had the privledge of tasting Ritter Sport. Please try some within your life time. I recommend Strawberry yogurt flavor if you can't manage to get your goony little mits on the strawberry vanilla wafer master race flavor. Honestly Kit Kats are like a poor mans Ritter Sport. Don't even bother with there marzipan flavor or there dark hazel nut.

Oh man, their lemon wafers are like citrusy sex in my mouth.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:38

Terry Francona: Jan 20, 2004; by Cowcaster

The answer is Skor bars you drat idiots. Toffee and dark chocolate what's not to love?

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:48

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Payday idiots.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:49

Dianetics: Jun 6, 2014

Twix

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:50

Terry Francona: Jan 20, 2004; by Cowcaster

Well Chinatown does love nuts after all.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:50

Tromboner: Jan 17, 2006

The lack of snickers in this thread is god drat disappointing. You guys need to step your candy game up.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:50

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Terry Francona posted:

Well Chinatown does love nuts after all.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:51

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

TheRatboyGenius posted:

No! That's like there worst flavor of all! Cornflakes were invented to stop masturbation. Kellogs thought that meat and certain flavorful or seasoned foods increased sexual desire, and that plainer food, especially cereals and nuts, could curb it.

and that's also why we have graham crackers

# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:15

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Howard Beale posted:

and that's also why we have graham crackers

Basically anything that's bland tasting.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 06:18

dev286: Nov 30, 2006; Let it be all the best.

I used to live next to a Cadbury factory and the whole neighborhood would smell like whatever they were making that day. I would wake up to wafts of Caramilk, Crunchie, Wunderbar... It was glorious.

PS best candy bar is Wunderbar especially if you put it in the fridge for a while... Do they have that in the US? It's loving amazing.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:22