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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nazi-ss-cemetery-desecrated-by-prosemitic-graffiti,520/
lmao

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Every year I buy a year a pack of these

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/100747451874/what-you-did-is-wrong-plane-and-simple

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
We laugh at people who don't notice the onion's satire but still go ga-ga over sensational tabloid joke news from or about Asia. (India rape, Japan tentacles, whatever Kim Jong-un/Kim Jong-il is/was up to)

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Al Cowens posted:

We laugh at people who don't notice the onion's satire but still go ga-ga over sensational tabloid joke news from or about Asia. (India rape, Japan tentacles, whatever Kim Jong-un/Kim Jong-il is/was up to)

This is the worst hot topic shirt

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

yeah the line between the onion and actual news is almost gone now, kidn of sad really

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
onions are v good i use them in like everything i cook

naem
May 29, 2011

Al Cowens posted:

We laugh at people who don't notice the onion's satire but still go ga-ga over sensational tabloid joke news from or about Asia. (India rape, Japan tentacles, whatever Kim Jong-un/Kim Jong-il is/was up to)

Those aren't jokes though those are just statements of facts

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

darkwing cuck posted:

onions are v good i use them in like everything i cook
onions and garlic is to savory food as peanut butter and chocolate is to sweets

WHERE IS MY COFFEE
Apr 22, 2009

WHO PUT THAT UP THERE
YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES
http://www.theonion.com/video/ninja-parade-slips-through-town-unnoticed-once-aga,14181/

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-dragged-behind-presidential-motorcade-for-26,6482/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-tumbles-wildly-down-washington-monument-stair,6450/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/crocodile-bites-off-bushs-arm,6461/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-passes-threepound-kidney-stone,6473/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/singleengine-cessna-crashes-into-bush,6514/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-dies-peacefully-in-his-sleep,6536/

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
In Our Dumb World, the whole section on Jordan is just about how hot Queen Rania is. They replace the flag with a picture of her with hearts around it.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I don't read books very much but this is like my favorite thing ever. I've lost track of how many times i've read it.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Has anyone read Our Dumb Century? I'll buy it if it's as good.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Here's a nun drinking ape cum.

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Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
The Onion is dumb and stupid and doesn't understand the creative heights that I'm going to hit in the next line.

I'm gay.

Your sides, I know.

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