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B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Non English speaking Mexicans are higher quality workers IMO. Also offer them horchata, they'll appreciate it.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

proof of concept posted:

Lots of them who can't speak English or can only speak it in very basic, broken sentences understand the language just fine, others just pretend not to be able to speak it because they don't want to deal with some drunk housewife's bullshit. I imagine the same sort of thing takes place anywhere that laborers have a different native language than the housewives hovering over them

Que? No entiendo señora, no spiko englis, y además por favor podría dejar de gritar como una fregada arpia y arranar su culo en la parte más lejana de la casa y deje de estar chingando si quiere que terminemos su patio en esta trinche semana que tengo que pagar una bola de fregaderas en mi casa y allá también tengo una esposa igual de gorda que usted y también se la pasa parloteando encima de mi hombro todo el día maldita rubia descolorida y pálida cabrona que lastima de su esposo

Si gracias señora muchas gracias tankyou tankyou, 100 dólar plis

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
For the most part hispanic workers who don't speak a lick of English are still rather polite in Texas because there's always a chance that the person you're working for speaks enough spanish to know you're talking poo poo about them. it's almost always one worker out of four or so who insists on talking poo poo too while his other coworkers tell him to shut the gently caress up and stop whining because he's jeopardizing their jobs, which he is.


if you call the wrong person chingado, it can be your job, especially if you're working in a nice neighborhood.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

Que? No entiendo señora, no spiko englis, y además por favor podría dejar de gritar como una fregada arpia y arranar su culo en la parte más lejana de la casa y deje de estar chingando si quiere que terminemos su patio en esta trinche semana que tengo que pagar una bola de fregaderas en mi casa y allá también tengo una esposa igual de gorda que usted y también se la pasa parloteando encima de mi hombro todo el día maldita rubia descolorida y pálida cabrona que lastima de su esposo

Si gracias señora muchas gracias tankyou tankyou, 100 dólar plis

Just say the first part faster and faster as her eyes get bigger and bigger like whaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????
Then say the last thing real slow and she will fork it over no prob.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Tsinava posted:

For the most part hispanic workers who don't speak a lick of English are still rather polite in Texas because there's always a chance that the person you're working for speaks enough spanish to know you're talking poo poo about them. it's almost always one worker out of four or so who insists on talking poo poo too while his other coworkers tell him to shut the gently caress up and stop whining because he's jeopardizing their jobs, which he is.


if you call the wrong person chingado, it can be your job, especially if you're working in a nice neighborhood.

my brothers a waiter at a mexican restaurant (hes white) in austin and hes the only white waiter who speaks spanish desptie the entire kitchen pretty much only speaking spanish, some have worked there for decades. i dont get it

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