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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Basically as the title says, at any time I can piss or poo poo if i want to. With the making GBS threads I can hold it in if I need to quite easily (up to 3 days) but with pissing ... man it's awful. I basically can't have a drink if I'm not going to be able to piss for an hour or more. And that's with water ! If I have coffees, beer or an energy drink i will be in the toilet with my wang out at least every 10 mins and what's more is that I'm definitely pissing more than I put in. Thing is, I thight this was normal but I told my coworker this today and he looked horrified.

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
You're never more at peace than when excreting something or other out of your body op

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

opus111 posted:

Basically as the title says, at any time I can piss or poo poo if i want to. With the making GBS threads I can hold it in if I need to quite easily (up to 3 days) but with pissing ... man it's awful. I basically can't have a drink if I'm not going to be able to piss for an hour or more. And that's with water ! If I have coffees, beer or an energy drink i will be in the toilet with my wang out at least every 10 mins and what's more is that I'm definitely pissing more than I put in. Thing is, I thight this was normal but I told my coworker this today and he looked horrified.

pretty sure you aren't human

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

you got the sugar

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ill piss and poo poo all over your face 24/7 op

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
have you looked into adult diapers

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


BECKY THE POO GODDESS

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Natural bodily functions should all be a silent shame.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

opus111 posted:

Basically as the title says, at any time I can piss or poo poo if i want to. With the making GBS threads I can hold it in if I need to quite easily (up to 3 days) but with pissing ... man it's awful. I basically can't have a drink if I'm not going to be able to piss for an hour or more. And that's with water ! If I have coffees, beer or an energy drink i will be in the toilet with my wang out at least every 10 mins and what's more is that I'm definitely pissing more than I put in. Thing is, I thight this was normal but I told my coworker this today and he looked horrified.

You have diabeetus. You go'n die.

[e] taste your pee. If it's sugary then you definitely got the diabeetus

Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Oct 27, 2014

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
You don't need to taste your pee, op. Just smell it and look at the color. If it's cloudy and it smells like delicious caramel, see a doctor.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Harime Nui posted:

You're never more at peace than when excreting something or other out of your body op

If you think about it the only time people are happy is when something is entering or leaving their body

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
You might have a bladder infection going on there.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

If you think about it the only time people are happy is when something is entering or leaving their body

man, that's true

you could even be talking about information and emotion

we are but nodes in a great network :iia:

Madd0g11
Jun 14, 2002
Bitter Vet
Lipstick Apathy
I want to Jizz 24/7 so yeah there's that.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Pee in a girl's mouth it's the only cure.

joxxuh
May 20, 2011
it means you're the chosen one, OP. The one to bring balance to the force and drown the world in piss

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

it's not natural, you're blessed OP

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Is there a great need for male porno actors who can piss on demand?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i eat a ton of food and drink almost 2 gallons of water a day so no?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

TOILETLORD posted:

i eat a ton of food and drink almost 2 gallons of water a day so no?

than againa nobody cares so it's kind of a wash

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


you have diabates, Just ingonre it and youll be okey.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

quote:

She did a quick mental calculation. Her column of poo was spewing out of her anus at four feet per second – that was about 1.2 meters per second (this was going to be easier in metric). It was about two and a half inches in diameter – say six centimeters. The cross-sectional area of the column was therefore about (and here she furrowed her brow in thought) … 0.003 square meters. Multiplying this by 1.2 gave … 0.0036 cubic meters – this was the volume she was producing per second. This worked out to … about 0.2 cubic meters per minute. Her brow unfurrowed – this was getting easier. So (if she had calculated correctly) in five minutes she would produce a cubic meter of poo. She assessed the small room with an anxious eye – it could not be more than six or seven cubic meters in volume. She would fill it to capacity in half an hour or so. Already the floor was covered – she was up to her ankles in poo poo, and behind her the pile was three feet high.

But what choice did she have? Whatever happened, happened – there was no way to prevent it. In the meantime, she might as well enjoy it. She closed her eyes and began to masturbate…

was going to ask why you had this link then so your username and welp

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
You need to get tested for HIV immediately.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
like with so many goons with unusual body stuff going on the only question really is: Exactly how fat are you?

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013
Maybe your in labour.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

opus111 posted:

Thing is, I thight this was normal but I told my coworker this today and he looked horrified.

probably because you told him about your pee and your poop

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
I've got anxiety so I poop all the time

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

I've got anxiety so I poop all the time

I always imagined that anxiety would make you clench your anus and make it hard to poo.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

You can't poo a plane heavier, It's not how weight works.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I poo once a day at most in case anyone wanted to know.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

yes its normal and natural. its actually my dream, and one day i hope to achieve it. i have been reading all about gastrointestinal bahaviour and how the body digests food and one day i hope to perfect, the amazing feeling of needing to poop and pee really bad and holding it in, then one day just farting peeing and pooping for around 24 hours. i will accept a few hours less or more, more would be better but less as long as its only a few hours that will be okay. i will have to build a special toilet for this, either a big big one or one that uses some space technology toilets, to suck it into a underground storage. i am not 100% surte of the details yet but i dont see how this wouldnt be possible with the right diet and sphincter strengthening ecercises. its actually been something i have been thinking about a lot for a while now so i am supprised to see this thread and perhaps someone who has a similar goal or desire. if you have any questions i can help with what i achve come up with, or you can tell me what you had found out. it hink we can work toegehter to achieve this goal

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


oh wow, thanks for this

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

opus111 posted:

Basically as the title says, at any time I can piss or poo poo if i want to. With the making GBS threads I can hold it in if I need to quite easily (up to 3 days) but with pissing ... man it's awful. I basically can't have a drink if I'm not going to be able to piss for an hour or more. And that's with water ! If I have coffees, beer or an energy drink i will be in the toilet with my wang out at least every 10 mins and what's more is that I'm definitely pissing more than I put in. Thing is, I thought this was normal but I told my coworker this today and he looked horrified.

OP, go see a doctor, in case you have something serious wrong with you.

I identify personally with your poo poo-&-piss-centric lifestyle. I shat 4-6 times a day for years, having only recently cut down to 1-3. The improvement is a result of eating less, and eating more fruit & veg and less fried foods.

Cutting way down on curries and fruit juice also helped greatly. More than ~1 glass of fruit juice a day provides excess Vitamin C, which does cause diarrhea. A hot curry or 1 litre of fruit juice makes my arse throw up.

Re beer: Drinking large quantitities of it is not termed 'pissing your money against the wall' for nothing.

Caffeinated anything (including so-called energy drinks, which contain caffeine and/or natutural analogues) in anything bigger than a medium glass/cup goes right through me too. Much improved after I cut down on it.

For me, chronic overeating was also a factor. We are all food tubes, stuff us too much at one end and it will come out the other.

TL;DR: Less food, curries & beer could well help.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
A good way to lose weight is to poo poo more than you eat and I guess pee more than you drink.

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aeternum
Sep 3, 2003

opus111 posted:

Basically as the title says, at any time I can piss or poo poo if i want to. With the making GBS threads I can hold it in if I need to quite easily (up to 3 days) but with pissing ... man it's awful. I basically can't have a drink if I'm not going to be able to piss for an hour or more. And that's with water ! If I have coffees, beer or an energy drink i will be in the toilet with my wang out at least every 10 mins and what's more is that I'm definitely pissing more than I put in. Thing is, I thight this was normal but I told my coworker this today and he looked horrified.

yes, diabetes is natural.

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