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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
-6'1"
-190ish maybe I don't loving weigh myself or anything how the hell would I know
-Texan as gently caress
-Seriously what kind man knows how much he weighs?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
verified: texaholic is out of shape and overweight and doesnt acknowledge his body out of shame

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

School Nickname posted:

though I have to say nice t-shirt change and the shot of the toilet

That toilet has been the bane of my existence my son flushed something down it and now I need to rip it out and get a new one.

texaholic posted:

-6'1"
-190ish maybe I don't loving weigh myself or anything how the hell would I know
-Texan as gently caress
-Seriously what kind man knows how much he weighs?

I know because I've been trying to bulk up over the last year or so.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

texaholic posted:

-Texan as gently caress

Man you need a handicap or someshit you've no chance.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

:psypop:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

texaholic posted:

Really people tell me I sound like a New Yorker sometimes? I have worked in restaurants/bars for years and I think that changed my accent.

did you knock them out? I thought those were fighting words in Texas

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

anyone who plays sports knows their weight fat rear end

mook would own this texan bitch

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

gary oldmans diary posted:

verified: texaholic is out of shape and overweight and doesnt acknowledge his body out of shame



don't tell your GF/wife about this thread unless you want to get cucked, fuckboi

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

texaholic looks pretty normal imo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

texaholic posted:



don't tell your GF/wife about this thread unless you want to get cucked, fuckboi

with a pair of square-framed glasses you actually would look a bit like hank hill

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

texaholic posted:



don't tell your GF/wife about this thread unless you want to get cucked, fuckboi

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

as a texan i just put all my money on the canadian

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
You are both brides of Frankenstein

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Peed in a Pringles can once and holy poo poo it got real close to the top and i had already lost the lid and it was all hot through the cardboard/silver mystery foil and then i dumped it out whew!

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

texaholic posted:



don't tell your GF/wife about this thread unless you want to get cucked, fuckboi
face like a hamburger fell on its side

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