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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
He was the one starring in it and he calls you a nerd? For shame.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Ron Jeremy attacked your genitals? You might want to measure, it could have been a blessing...or a curse.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

etalian posted:

touched by a hedgehog

Someone pay him to do a Sonic porn

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Alan Smithee posted:

Someone pay him to do a Sonic porn

Sonic finishes way too fast.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Jack Gladney posted:

Disappointing. I met him at a science museum like 3 years ago and he seemed nice. If I ever see him again I'll kick him in the dick for you.

There were a lot of girls around including Sunny Lane so I think he had to act cool.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

EngineerSean posted:

So I'm at AVN and I just met Ron Jeremy for the first time. I asked him about Super Hornio Bros and at first he didn't know what I was talking about, but then I could see the light bulb go off in his head. Then he rolled his eyes, called me a loving nerd, and flicked me right in the balls with the most precise ball flick I have ever witnessed. As I was still writhing in pain he pushed me to the side and started to talk to some asian chick in a dinosaur costume. This is 100% a true story and fits perfectly into this thread.
He's just promoting his next project, Nutflix

Cobalt60
Jun 1, 2006
In the mood for a nice documentary tonight, if a new one is available, tia

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

lol, sure kid.

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Freaker By the Speaker


Oh hey, this thread! Thanks! I'll have to switch this up soon.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Oh hey, this thread! Thanks! I'll have to switch this up soon.

I dunno man, that elegant little avvy you've got now with the Radiator Woman from Eraserhead is just so loving perfect.

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

Loving the A/V

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Perhaps someone could post that documentary now.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Dude it's not even April yet, he's got like 8 months until Christmas

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


I asked Atomic Thumbs a few months back if I could get the tape back before mid April, and he said no problem. That is all I know.

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
You're never going to get that tape back.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Wandle Shaytham posted:

You're never going to get that tape back.

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!
ban atomicthumbs

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


This adventure isn't over yet.

SUPER HORNIO BROS: EASTER MASS IT'S A MIRACLE

I'm giving him until Easter. He couldn't deliver by the birth of christ, he'll deliver by the death of christ.

And if he doesn't I'm going to get politely and professionally mad at him after having given him every chance. In public. You know, :iceburn:

Come on gar-bage dicks, who wants a loving avvy?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wandle Shaytham posted:

You're never going to get that tape back.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Come on gar-bage dicks, who wants a loving avvy?

Dude, yeah. Avvy giveaway bump ftw.

Anyone who missed this before should take it, they are really good. (I just changed mine out, thanks again)

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Waiting with bated breath.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Come on gar-bage dicks, who wants a loving avvy?

I forget what the rules are for this!

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

You must criticize him or his mother, with a paragraph of prose.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

But who should I criticize, atomicthumbs or Mir? Mir's sporadic posting fits the lifestyle pattern for a pencil-dicked coward who can only get off with a pair of tweezers and the joy of inspiring false hope among the few idiots stupid enough to keep checking the thread. He couldn't risk the chance of his one faltering grasp at fame among the aging user-base of an obsolete forum losing the appearance of relevance, and so he continues to breathe life into the corpse of a one-off joke only made funny by the complete, unmitigated incompetence of a potential serial killer kept from leaving the horror of his isolated deathtrap lair by crippling agoraphobia and the chance that he might have to speak to a girl. Welcome back, BoldFrankensteinMir, back to where you know you're home because they hate you instead of ignoring you completely, you never-was bumbling gimmick. Game Quoter lapped you a decade ago where's my avatar?

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


gently caress that I've taken my licks. I've given away more than a thousand dollars in free artwork already.This thread is my dignity's tombstone as it is, piss on it all you want but I'm not gonna spit out hours of work for it (you're an '06 too you fucker, our shame is equal)

The new price for an avvy is REAL SUBMISSIONS for this dead photoshop thread. We never had enough to get it on the front page. You guys know how hard Garbageday works to scrub up a new Photoshop Phriday anymore? You all just submit ideas but don't do the work. Haha funny text idea without any photoshop/illustrator/paint/corelwhatever. He's been calling you out on it in his commentary for the feature for weeks and nobody gives a gently caress.

Buck up and do some funny lovely art. If your only access to the forums is on a cellphone and you have no art apps and for whatever reason .don't want to get one they're gettin' better then I don't loving know, draw on a piece of paper and take a steady photo, too bad for you if you're bad at both of those too.

Stop being a gar-bage dick, get an avvy. Happy Easter.



Edit- Anything for comedy, drat it.

BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Mar 28, 2015

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Which thread? Your link just reveals your secret shame to the world. Is it the video game one?

EDIT: Oh, that video game one.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


I'm not giving you an avvy no matter how funny that was.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Oh, never mind then I guess.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Wandle Shaytham posted:

You're never going to get that tape back.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
where is the tape.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Doobie release the tapes

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

EngineerSean posted:

where is the tape.

In another castle

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
christmas 2015

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