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He was the one starring in it and he calls you a nerd? For shame.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 07:54 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:48 |
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Ron Jeremy attacked your genitals? You might want to measure, it could have been a blessing...or a curse.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 11:25 |
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etalian posted:touched by a hedgehog Someone pay him to do a Sonic porn
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 12:01 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Someone pay him to do a Sonic porn Sonic finishes way too fast.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 14:46 |
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Jack Gladney posted:Disappointing. I met him at a science museum like 3 years ago and he seemed nice. If I ever see him again I'll kick him in the dick for you. There were a lot of girls around including Sunny Lane so I think he had to act cool.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:41 |
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EngineerSean posted:So I'm at AVN and I just met Ron Jeremy for the first time. I asked him about Super Hornio Bros and at first he didn't know what I was talking about, but then I could see the light bulb go off in his head. Then he rolled his eyes, called me a loving nerd, and flicked me right in the balls with the most precise ball flick I have ever witnessed. As I was still writhing in pain he pushed me to the side and started to talk to some asian chick in a dinosaur costume. This is 100% a true story and fits perfectly into this thread.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:46 |
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In the mood for a nice documentary tonight, if a new one is available, tia
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 05:10 |
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lol, sure kid.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 05:30 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Freaker By the Speaker Oh hey, this thread! Thanks! I'll have to switch this up soon.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 05:34 |
FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:Oh hey, this thread! Thanks! I'll have to switch this up soon. I dunno man, that elegant little avvy you've got now with the Radiator Woman from Eraserhead is just so loving perfect.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 23:23 |
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Loving the A/V
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 05:17 |
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Perhaps someone could post that documentary now.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 22:49 |
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Dude it's not even April yet, he's got like 8 months until Christmas
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 22:52 |
I asked Atomic Thumbs a few months back if I could get the tape back before mid April, and he said no problem. That is all I know.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 23:07 |
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You're never going to get that tape back.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 17:03 |
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Wandle Shaytham posted:You're never going to get that tape back.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 17:06 |
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ban atomicthumbs
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 17:13 |
This adventure isn't over yet. SUPER HORNIO BROS: EASTER MASS IT'S A MIRACLE I'm giving him until Easter. He couldn't deliver by the birth of christ, he'll deliver by the death of christ. And if he doesn't I'm going to get politely and professionally mad at him after having given him every chance. In public. You know, Come on gar-bage dicks, who wants a loving avvy?
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:10 |
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Wandle Shaytham posted:You're never going to get that tape back.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:12 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Come on gar-bage dicks, who wants a loving avvy? Dude, yeah. Avvy giveaway bump ftw. Anyone who missed this before should take it, they are really good. (I just changed mine out, thanks again)
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:15 |
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Waiting with bated breath.BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Come on gar-bage dicks, who wants a loving avvy? I forget what the rules are for this!
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:19 |
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You must criticize him or his mother, with a paragraph of prose.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:19 |
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But who should I criticize, atomicthumbs or Mir? Mir's sporadic posting fits the lifestyle pattern for a pencil-dicked coward who can only get off with a pair of tweezers and the joy of inspiring false hope among the few idiots stupid enough to keep checking the thread. He couldn't risk the chance of his one faltering grasp at fame among the aging user-base of an obsolete forum losing the appearance of relevance, and so he continues to breathe life into the corpse of a one-off joke only made funny by the complete, unmitigated incompetence of a potential serial killer kept from leaving the horror of his isolated deathtrap lair by crippling agoraphobia and the chance that he might have to speak to a girl. Welcome back, BoldFrankensteinMir, back to where you know you're home because they hate you instead of ignoring you completely, you never-was bumbling gimmick. Game Quoter lapped you a decade ago where's my avatar?
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:37 |
gently caress that I've taken my licks. I've given away more than a thousand dollars in free artwork already.This thread is my dignity's tombstone as it is, piss on it all you want but I'm not gonna spit out hours of work for it (you're an '06 too you fucker, our shame is equal) The new price for an avvy is REAL SUBMISSIONS for this dead photoshop thread. We never had enough to get it on the front page. You guys know how hard Garbageday works to scrub up a new Photoshop Phriday anymore? You all just submit ideas but don't do the work. Haha funny text idea without any photoshop/illustrator/paint/corelwhatever. He's been calling you out on it in his commentary for the feature for weeks and nobody gives a gently caress. Buck up and do some funny lovely art. If your only access to the forums is on a cellphone and you have no art apps and for whatever reason .don't want to get one they're gettin' better then I don't loving know, draw on a piece of paper and take a steady photo, too bad for you if you're bad at both of those too. Stop being a gar-bage dick, get an avvy. Happy Easter. Edit- Anything for comedy, drat it. BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:46 |
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Which thread? Your link just reveals your secret shame to the world. Is it the video game one? EDIT: Oh, that video game one.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 21:52 |
I'm not giving you an avvy no matter how funny that was.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 22:08 |
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Oh, never mind then I guess.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 00:19 |
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Wandle Shaytham posted:You're never going to get that tape back.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 00:50 |
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where is the tape.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 08:35 |
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Doobie release the tapes
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 08:50 |
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EngineerSean posted:where is the tape. In another castle
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 08:59 |
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christmas 2015
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