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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

unless we're having sex i prefer to sleep in separate king size beds in different rooms.

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Roy
Sep 24, 2007

GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

Female and while I prefer being little spoon, my 6'5 boyfriend insists that he must be little spoon. It is annoying.

wow we let you women work and gave you the right to vote and you can't even be the big spoon for 5 minutes

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Sorry I don't spoon. I demand that my partner sleep in 1950s separate beds

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
What type of spoon is it where I got to sleep with my face against their rear end so i can give it a good toungeing to wake them up?

Really though both. most of the time big spoon, but i like being the little spoon too. male

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
lol if you don't switch off all night long


lmao if you don't let her peg you sometimes too

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

Male, straight, either spoon really


I AM BRAWW posted:

If you're a male and you little spoon you're effiminate, weak, and probably enjoy getting hosed in the rear end!

Hey, whoah, that is just NOT TRUE! I'm quite muscular

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Sorry, im all out of spoons.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I am big spoon to her while her butt is big spoon to my boner. Symbiosis.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I am big spoon to her while her butt is big spoon to my boner. Symbiosis.

sleep in a 69
ying yang

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'm convinced Cardinal Gänswein is the big spoon.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

you irl posted:

sleep in a 69
ying yang

no! sleep is when girls let out all the farts they keep tucked away all day!

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

female, and spooning is uncomfortable and makes me turn into a furnace so gently caress doing that for more than half an hour

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

no! sleep is when girls let out all the farts they keep tucked away all day!

bonus

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Male. Big spoon.

See my ex was 6 feet tall and I am only 5'10", so it was kinda awkward when we went to bed every night. Now I've been seeing this girl who's tiny and it rules. Also she has short hair and it doesn't get up in my face which is really nice.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

male, and switch off before moving to opposite sides of the bed because she was twitchy as gently caress when she slept

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


:captainpop:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Male.

I'm forced to be the big spoon :(

Sometimes I would like to be the little spoon. Just once.

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
male, instead of spooning I just lie directly on top of the other person

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



my spoon is too big

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Male.

Big spoon.

Fondle titties non stop when female is asleep.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dongattack posted:

Male.

Big spoon.

Fondle titties non stop when female is asleep.

Same and rear end tho

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