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Today I was walking at night in an the city environment when suddenly three 'urban youths' approached me. One was two of the had baseball bats, and the other a machete. I could tell they had planned on playing the "knockout game" with me,, but a life spent duck hunting had hones my awareness to a level that these boys just couldn't overcome, even with their "advantage." "What you doin in mah hood??" Said the leader. "I'm sorry sir, I didn't know I was trespassing on your private property" I replied coyly. For a minute, he was befuddled, but then "don't play games wit me, honky." The three approached me threateningly.... little did they know, I had an ace up my sleeve "im gay" I could see the fear on their faces, they knew that, as a result of the actions of the president they elected, they would be arrested for hate crime and castrated if they layed a finger on me, talk about hoisted by your own petard!!
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ok
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hey thats actually pretty great op
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You mean Chris Muir's legendary Roosevelts arc was true...?! 
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dont post pics of me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE2vCRItxso
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