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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
You are at a bar just chilling with your bros when a straight couple comes in. The bartender gives them poor service and all the gay couples in the bar are whispering about and even saying poo poo to the poor straight couples face. People are asking management to make them leave and they are feeling really discriminated against.

What do you do in this situation?

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Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Michael Corleone posted:

You are at a bar just chilling with your bros when a straight couple comes in. The bartender gives them poor service and all the gay couples in the bar are whispering about and even saying poo poo to the poor straight couples face. People are asking management to make them leave and they are feeling really discriminated against.

What do you do in this situation?

fart

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
tell them to get the gently caress out this bar is full of heterophobes.

Big Ol Butthole
Apr 21, 2014

by Ion Helmet
I bust into a rousing rendition of Sign Me Up (For the Christian Jubilee)

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I walk up to the couple and pull my penis out aggressively.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
light a cross on fire

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
be gay

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

continue to drink. im already there to forget about something i dont need more heavy poo poo on my mind

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
Ask them if they were into cucking

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXSCzZbP_O0

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Explain to them that I too, am gay

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Break a bottle and stab the white cisgendered heterosexual shitlords

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Tokclik posted:

Ask them if they were into cucking

of course they're into cucking what century are you from

geez

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
gay bars make the best drinks, straight or not. best bang for the buck. hope that helps

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Xaris posted:

gay bars make the best drinks, straight or not. best bang for the buck. hope that helps

Not this one! It is making bad drinks for people just cuz they are straight! Like, WTF!?, this is 2014 for crying out loud.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Xaris posted:

best bang for the buck.

:q:

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Make an impassioned speech about equality and civil rights set to uplifting music, then successfully holding for applause as the screen fades to a scrolling list of jews involved in the production

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Roll for initiative, then target the straight male with a fireball.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I would spin kick everybody in the room. WILD CARD!

Wootiebabeh
Dec 21, 2009




Beef Turret posted:

Make an impassioned speech about equality and civil rights set to uplifting music, then successfully holding for applause as the screen fades to a scrolling list of jews involved in the production

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Beef Turret posted:

Make an impassioned speech about equality and civil rights set to uplifting music, then successfully holding for applause as the screen fades to a scrolling list of jews involved in the production

lol

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
What would you do
If your son was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
Cause he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Me? I'd quickly post about it on Something Awful.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
depends on if their harassment was funny or not

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

yeah, gonna need to see a pic

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Not sure if I go for the Pie Coaster or hit up the Wall O Stuff..,

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Are there any drink/dinner specials at the bar?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Free Pool on mondays maybe?

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

Jim Barris posted:

I walk up to the couple and pull my penis out aggressively.

I'd cheer this guy on.

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ruby got Railed posted:

Free Pool on mondays maybe?

also how long is the wait for karaoke?

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