MLS Cup Playoffs 2014: Calvinism

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Who's winning this loving thing? This poll is closed.
(W1) Seattle Sounders	31	22.63%
(W2) Los Angeles Galaxy	13	9.49%
(W3) Real Salt Lake	1	0.73%
(W4) FC Dallas	4	2.92%
(W5) Vancouver Whitecaps	4	2.92%
(E1) DC United	16	11.68%
(E2) New England Revolution	27	19.71%
(E3) Columbus Crew	11	8.03%
(E4) Red Bull New York	5	3.65%
(E5) Sporting Kansas City	0	0%
(C1) Calvinball	25	18.25%
Total:	137 votes

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paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

You can't just pick up and put down keepers.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:02

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:06

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

WangNV posted:

What's with the Toto reference anyway? Did I miss something by not having the sound on?

the Revs' song for the playoffs this year was "Africa". a lot of tifos and rally chants used lyrics of the song

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:03

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Moktaro posted:

Ahaha, Soares picks up Pinedo, then pushes him over.

Great sportsmanship

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:03

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

p sure it is a red to help the keeper up and then throw him down.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:03

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Our dynasty in Ethiopia continues.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:04

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Our dynasty in Ethiopia continues.

Ah, now the Toto stuff by the Revs makes sense.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:05

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Ah, now the Toto stuff by the Revs makes sense.

Lol

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:07

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Boo LA

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:09

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

European players retire to MLS, MLS players retire to....the Middle East?

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:09

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Everything is poo poo

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:10

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

What the gently caress is wrong with Landon's face?

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:10

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

trem_two posted:

Ah, now the Toto stuff by the Revs makes sense.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:11

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

My gf said Donovan looks like cokehead Colin Farrell from Horrible Bosses and I can't unsee it

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:11

Was Taters: Jul 30, 2004; Here comes a regular

ShutteredIn posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with Landon's face?

It has his personality animating it.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:55

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

I'd like to congratulate B.B. Rodriguez, Pigma_Micron, CubanMissle, Mr. Wiggles, Sir Unimaginative, and the rest of the fans of five time MLS Cup winners LA Galaxy.

A home grown product scored the first goal and Robbie loving Keane cleaned up at the end. I couldn't have asked for a better result.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 01:17

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Tigren posted:

I'd like to congratulate B.B. Rodriguez, Pigma_Micron, CubanMissle, Mr. Wiggles, Sir Unimaginative, and the rest of the fans of five time MLS Cup winners LA Galaxy.

A home grown product scored the first goal and Robbie loving Keane cleaned up at the end. I couldn't have asked for a better result.

Thank you. It was wonderful to witness in person. Having both teams being the #FirsttoFive was certainly nice and symmetrical.

Hoover, we saw you, but as we were in Galaxy swag, there was no way we could even approach your section.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 01:32

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Sir Unimaginative posted:

Why can't they just make like 20 clones of Silviu Petrescu

Why would anyone want that?

# ? Dec 8, 2014 02:04

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

LA people I'll leave this thread open for a few days for you to gloat about this before closing it, so get your kicks in while you can.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 02:18

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

Me right now.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 02:51

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

Was great to be there, congrats to LA and congrats to whoever made the Che GuGriffin flag in the revs section.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 02:58

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Tigren posted:

Me right now.

Love me some Bruce.

Someone find the picture of Gordon with a sombrero. The world needs this.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 03:07

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Was Taters posted:

Currently seen at the game by Howdy:

I'm sure this was the best part of the game.

Death to the Galaxy.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 03:11

Pigma_Micron: Jan 24, 2005; I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Tigren posted:

I'd like to congratulate B.B. Rodriguez, Pigma_Micron, CubanMissle, Mr. Wiggles, Sir Unimaginative, and the rest of the fans of five time MLS Cup winners LA Galaxy.

A home grown product scored the first goal and Robbie loving Keane cleaned up at the end. I couldn't have asked for a better result.

And a hearty congratulations to YOU, sir. Out of all the arbitrary ways to determine which team is best, this is the one I like the most because it's the one where we most often come out on top.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 03:49

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

"... and Cubo Torres proudly hoists the MLS Cup in front of his Galaxy teammates. A superb showing by the youngster on his way to his third consecutive MLS MVP award and netting this LA team its nineteenth league title."

-Taylor Twellman the evening before he is found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot to the head.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 04:10

vulturesrow: Sep 25, 2011; _{Always gotta pay it forward.}

Congrats to all the Galaxy fans here but seriously gently caress the Galaxy.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 04:25

Popero: Apr 17, 2001; .406/.553/.735

I hate all Galaxy fans here and anywhere else. I'm glad I came out, even if it happened again. Someday it will go right :unsmith:

# ? Dec 8, 2014 05:54

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

I am happy for Husidic and Gargan. They were both great guys when they were with the Fire.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 06:06

Giovanni_Sinclair: Apr 25, 2009; It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Hello Towel posted:

I am happy for Husidic and Gargan. They were both great guys when they were with the Fire.

Same here, was cool seeing Gargan playing again.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 06:14

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

Congrats Galaxy!

# ? Dec 8, 2014 07:21

Hungryjack: May 9, 2003

So what's up with these rumors linking Bolton's coach with the Houston Dynamo? Is he worth a drat?

# ? Dec 8, 2014 07:27

Pigma_Micron: Jan 24, 2005; I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Hungryjack posted:

So what's up with these rumors linking Bolton's coach with the Houston Dynamo? Is he worth a drat?

Very likely, yes. Though I would say it depends largely on weather he is just the head coach, or the head coach and GM like Dom was.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 08:46

Mike Toole: Apr 9, 2001; WE ARE GOING BACK!!

Popero posted:

I hate all Galaxy fans here and anywhere else. I'm glad I came out, even if it happened again. Someday it will go right

This. It was an incredible run and a weekend full of magic that ended with yet another goddamn sad little fart for my boys. Davies and Nguyen just couldn't get past those gigantic goddamn defenders that LA has. Good game too, high tempo, no dirty stuff. That Keane goal will bedevil me for awhile - it looked like a completely routine play from the far end, something that'd surely be cleaned up by the GK and centerbacks, but then Shuttleworth came out, I realized he had no cover, and f-f-f-fuuuuck

it's 20 degrees here and snowing a bit back here in Boston. miss the 81-degrees-and-sunny from yesterday, that's for drat sure.

Congrats to the LA fans, you got a good team there. We'll do it all again next year.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 21:53

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:06

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

LA will definitely be going through some kind of a reconstruction phase without LD next year. I would say that barring anything crazy happening, the Revs are a good bet to finally clinch it next go around.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 21:58

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