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Apparently I plum forgot to put some on because my pits feel weird and I can sense the BO preparing to strike if I lift my arms too high. My mouth also tastes funny so I might have forgotten to brush my teeth (although I'm pretty sure I used mouthwash). Either way, I'm not worried because most of my co-workers' sense of smell has been nuked from decades of smoking. There's one person who might pick up on it but I can either shift blame to the morbidly obese neckbeard or the unisex bathroom that constantly loses the water in the floor drain trap. Also there were some distinct time savings this morning as a result - I might have to rethink my entire morning routine!
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Cthulu Carl posted:Apparently I plum forgot to put some on because my pits feel weird and I can sense the BO preparing to strike if I lift my arms too high. My mouth also tastes funny so I might have forgotten to brush my teeth (although I'm pretty sure I used mouthwash). i only deode' the underside of my sack so your mom gets a nice minty fresh wiff of air before i throatfuck her
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Oct 29, 2014 14:02
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Skeleton King posted:i only deode' the underside of my sack so your mom gets a nice minty fresh wiff of air before i throatfuck her You should be careful, I hear the aluminum (aluminium if you're a monarchist) in deodorant can cause Alzheimer's and I'd prefer to not have to pay money to put mom in a home while she pulls a Reagan.
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Oct 29, 2014 14:19
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