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I blagged my way in in the Pokerstars chat with a Russian neo-nazi player and now I'm in a position to bid for Hitler's jizz How much is this poo poo worth? I don't know how to verify the DNA either, so it's a big gamble, but the bids are low atm ($15,650) and I reckon I can mortgage my house and become the proud owner. Do you think my wife will notice if I sneak Hitler's spunk into her one night, giving birth to Son Of Hitler nine months later? Anyway, any tips would be helpful.
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Oct 30, 2014 02:11
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buy it and drink it on camera become stormfront's most hated
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Oct 30, 2014 02:14
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its a scam, hitler was born a woman
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Oct 30, 2014 02:16
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Donate it to the sperm bank so that one day when a lesbian couple goes to have children they give birth to hitler 2.0 unknowingly Or a normal couple too I guess but that's no fun
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Oct 30, 2014 02:18
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if adolf only had one ball does this make his jizzicle worth twice as much?
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Oct 30, 2014 02:18
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SurfinArbiter posted:Donate it to the sperm bank so that one day when a lesbian couple goes to have children they give birth to hitler 2.0 unknowingly i was thinking a nice couple down the street who are childless the goldbergs yes, they would love a hitler baby
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Oct 30, 2014 02:19
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I thought it was common knowledge hitler and his goons trained a buncha "aryan woman" to ensure the master race in work camps , some girls were as young as 9.
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Oct 30, 2014 02:21
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SirEvelynTremble posted:i was thinking a nice couple down the street who are childless Wait till a time when the husbands gone for a work trip or whatever then sneak in at night and pour it into the wife, then when he comes back he will think the wife cheated on him, and also she will give birth to hitlers child. Bam two birds one stone
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Oct 30, 2014 02:23
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buy it and then split it up into smaller quantities to resell maybe u could even sell the sperm by the individual cell? millions man
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Oct 30, 2014 02:25
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Justin Tyme posted:buy it and then split it up into smaller quantities to resell MILLIONS OF HITLERS!!! brilliant plan
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Oct 30, 2014 02:25
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Mixit up with your own sperm then resell Then like a lottety plus maybe someone has twins. One Hitler one you
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Oct 30, 2014 02:34
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I am a Russian neo-nazi. I kill myself to purge the world of my inferior genes 1488 rahowa
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Oct 30, 2014 03:00
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how much for mussolini and hirohito's santorum?
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Oct 30, 2014 03:29
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I just had a thought - what to do if any of the millions of hitler spawn are downs? then i realized - exterminate them obvs - it's what their dad would have wanted
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Oct 30, 2014 03:32
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SpeedGem posted:I thought it was common knowledge hitler and his goons trained a buncha "aryan woman" to ensure the master race in work camps , some girls were as young as 9. Nein. Hitler was self-loathing because he wasn't the aryan race he yearned to populate the rhineland with. Extremely selfless of him if you think abou tit...
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Oct 30, 2014 03:37
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someone get future hitler an sa account in advance
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Oct 30, 2014 03:39
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Maybe we could use it to inseminate a dinosaur egg OP 
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