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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Windows 98 posted:

My mom is obsessed with me marrying a Jewish girl. She's still stuck in those old timey ways where you only married your own people. I swear she brings up "finding a nice Jewish girl" every time we speak.

You just need to point out to your mom that Natalie Portman is already married.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Windows 98 posted:

My mom is obsessed with me marrying a Jewish girl. She's still stuck in those old timey ways where you only married your own people. I swear she brings up "finding a nice Jewish girl" every time we speak.

that's super weird

if you're not Jewish

then again Jews to fundy Christians are like blue eyed blondes to...every colored man in the world

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
No I am Jewish. Hence "stuck in those old timey ways where you only married your own people".

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006

Gaunab posted:

i think it's because my first girlfriend was a light skinned black chick and now I like any girl with a little color in her skin and brunette hair. anyway post pics of hot jewish chicks or discuss my obsession

have you considered that it might just be a nose fetish

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

nexous posted:

As someone dating a Jewish girl (from Israel), I would highly recommend it. All she does is cook and clean and want sex. And post pictures of herself with guns on the Internet.

I don't believe you

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

that's super weird

if you're not Jewish

then again Jews to fundy Christians are like blue eyed blondes to...every colored man in the world

it's a great idea given how it led to jews getting piles of recessive trait type genetic diseases.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

etalian posted:

it's a great idea given how it led to jews getting piles of recessive trait type genetic diseases.

I've been telling Jews you only need Jewish women in any given coupling to make more Jews :pervert:

(no not really)

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

I've been telling Jews you only need Jewish women in any given coupling to make more Jews :pervert:

(no not really)

yeah according to orthodox judaism, you're a jew even it's only on the mother's side of the family.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

nexous posted:

As someone dating a non american uppity girl (from any where besides spoiled europe), I would highly recommend it. All she does is cook and clean and want sex.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Decebal posted:

so OP is a weaaboo for jewish women ?


possibly

Liu posted:

have you considered that it might just be a nose fetish

didn't cross my mind but i'll keep that in mind

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
for a thread about hot jews there seems to be a lack of hot jews

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

for a thread about hot jews there seems to be a lack of hot jews

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Not enough hot jew men.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Id be her shiksa. :swoon:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

psyopmonkey posted:

Id be her shiksa. :swoon:

I friendly reminder that the director made her wear a big rear end scarf and purple sweater since he didn't want people getting too distracted during the Thor movie.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Windows 98 posted:

My mom is obsessed with me marrying a Jewish girl. She's still stuck in those old timey ways where you only married your own people. I swear she brings up "finding a nice Jewish girl" every time we speak.

if you value your social status you will do it

marry a sharmuta and you will dishonor your family and the worldwide Jew government will disown you.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the best option would be to troll your parents and marry a Ethiopian jew

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

etalian posted:

the best option would be to troll your parents and marry a Ethiopian jew

at least she wouldn't mind your parents trying to feed her all the time

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

So how much gefilte fish do I eat to get to her?

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 3, 2014

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

etalian posted:

the best option would be to troll your parents and marry a Ethiopian jew
Conveniently they've already been giving birth control shots while they were in Israeli concentration camps transit camps.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Possibly Chicken posted:

Annie Clark is my one true love.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

etalian posted:

I friendly reminder that the director made her wear a big rear end scarf and purple sweater since he didn't want people getting too distracted during the Thor movie.

I should watch the Thor movie.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nULlfJDvk

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shFZKu-5npY

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Captain Candiru posted:

I should watch the Thor movie.

Watching Thor for the plot is like watching porno for the same thing.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

etalian posted:

I friendly reminder that the director made her wear a big rear end scarf and purple sweater since he didn't want people getting too distracted during the Thor movie.
If definitely worked, I had no idea how hot she was at the time. And I am Moviegoing Everyman

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Never realized how many jewish women worked in hollywood

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Gaunab posted:

Never realized how many jewish women worked in hollywood


:captainpop:

Jews in hollywood?????!

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

are you going to buy that or just keep posting it?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
freckles on women is cute too

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Top City Homo posted:

:captainpop:

Jews in hollywood?????!

what the...

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Quarex posted:

If definitely worked, I had no idea how hot she was at the time. And I am Moviegoing Everyman

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i did it. i got 10k views for this thread

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

i did it. i got 10k views for this thread

10k times.

:golfclap:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


etalian posted:

I friendly reminder that the director made her wear a big rear end scarf and purple sweater since he didn't want people getting too distracted during the Thor movie.
it was absolutely necessary. kat dennings is my dream girl

but it would've been fair, i could've been pounding my cock to kat dennings' huge rack while the ladies turned their tables to hemsworth's abs

misandry

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
hell, im not saying i dont wanna be the middleman in a three way between chris hemsworth and kat dennnigs, but lets just say i would be one "lucky" pierre

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