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Go complain to management. They'll easily fire his rear end since they don't give a poo poo about their employees.
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the last 2 times I bought hot pockets it hosed up my poops. i was constantly having to poo poo and it was nothing but pebbles. the second time it happened i made the correlation and now, no more hot pockets. the pepperoni ones are really good these days, though.
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Oct 30, 2014 21:45
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I just can't keep up this charade. The truth is, I'm the fat WalMart employee. I took the last box of pizza hot pockets, right as a customer was starting towards them. I felt so terrible, so I came here and decided to try and ridicule myself. Please forgive me, hungry customer.
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Oct 30, 2014 23:15
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Maybe try eating something that doesn't come in "pocket" form, lardass.
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Oct 30, 2014 23:43
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OP if this is a serious rant, die in a fire. He was on HIS time. He wasn't even getting paid at that point. I wouldn't loving help you off the clock either. The only reason he didn't spit in your face is because he would have lost his job.
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Oct 30, 2014 23:47
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DaveSplitter posted:He should be eating on his own loving time. isn't a person's lunch break their own time
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Oct 30, 2014 23:51
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P sure all walmart employees live in abject poverty OP, maybe cut the almost homeless person some slack
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Oct 30, 2014 23:55
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Torka posted:isn't a person's lunch break their own time It is. He was off the clock for lunch, therefore not getting paid.
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Oct 30, 2014 23:56
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Retail Slave posted:OP if this is a serious rant, die in a fire. He was on HIS time. He wasn't even getting paid at that point. I wouldn't loving help you off the clock either. The only reason he didn't spit in your face is because he would have lost his job. Please read my last post. I'm the WalMart employee. I pretty much took the hotpuckets right out of the customers hands. Edit: I had to take out a loan in order to buy this account. That's how much of a poor I am.
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Oct 31, 2014 00:20
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I thought they only let retards work at -- OH!
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Oct 31, 2014 00:22
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This thread stinks.
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Oct 31, 2014 00:22
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DaveSplitter posted:Please read my last post. I'm the WalMart employee. I pretty much took the hotpuckets right out of the customers hands. you make my postingpussy dry af go away
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Oct 31, 2014 00:31
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DaveSplitter posted:Please read my last post. I'm the WalMart employee. I pretty much took the hotpuckets right out of the customers hands. congrats. you're officially a worse poster than psyopmonkey.
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Oct 31, 2014 00:35
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Tsinava posted:congrats. you're officially a worse poster than psyopmonkey. Is it a match made in heaven?
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I went to walmart like a month ago because I was loving around with the Dolphin Wii emulator and made a sensor bar out of some infrared leds for my computer but I didn't have a wii-mote. I went to walmart because I figured It would be the cheapest place to buy something because why else would people shop at this shithole. They were out of nintendo wiimotes and only had third-party wiimote controllers in stock. One of them had a camouflaged print because everything at walmart is a Duck Dynasty tie-in I guess. It was still $30 but I wanted to buy it just to see if my homemade sensor bar would work or not. The controllers at walmart are all locked to the shelves and I guess thats because everything not locked down at walmart is littered all over the floor like a tornado came through or some poo poo. I asked the guy in the department if I could get the controller and he said it would be 15 mins or so because he was helping someone fill out a cellphone contract. I waited around for a few minutes and asked two employees that walked through the department if they could help me. They both said they didn't have a key. Then I saw a manager come in to the department and I asked her if I could get something off the shelf and she told me she wasn't the manager of this department. I said to myself, "gently caress this gay rear end place" and left. On the way home I stopped at a used video game store and bought a used wiimote for $15. The girl at the store was hot and had red hair. When I got home I tried out the sensor bar and it worked fine. After about an hour I got bored because video games are kinda boring really. I mean its kinda cool I could play wind waker at 1080p but I guess I'm just getting too old. The only other time I went to walmart recently was when I was visiting a friend in Georgia and I bought flip flops for $0.99 and they fell apart in ten minutes. I got drunk and fell asleep on the beach and ended up with a sunburn. The employees at walmart seem pretty trashy though so it might be good place to scam on chicks.
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Oct 31, 2014 00:41
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DaveSplitter posted:I just can't keep up this charade. The truth is, I'm the fat WalMart employee. I took the last box of pizza hot pockets, right as a customer was starting towards them. I felt so terrible, so I came here and decided to try and ridicule myself. Please forgive me, hungry customer. Aww its okay it wasn't funny or entertaining regardless 
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Oct 31, 2014 00:43
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DaveSplitter posted:Is it a match made in heaven? yes and i hope she rams her cock down your throat
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Oct 31, 2014 00:44
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DaveSplitter posted:I'm going to apologize for this rant before hand. I had a pretty lovely day today, and this event just made me snap inside. I'll try to be brief about it, but I'm sorry if this ends up being lengthy.  lmao, what if that dude was single-handedly responsible for the shortage of hot pockets? I remember going to walmart once cause a friend was getting a big screen TV on sale, and the whole time this retarded walmart employee kept telling us how lovely the TV was. We were like "Bitch, you can't even afford a TV with your lovely job. So quit talking poo poo."
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Oct 31, 2014 00:55
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lol if you go to walmart
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Oct 31, 2014 01:16
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lol if you're rich enough of a person to afford to consciously avoid walmart.
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Oct 31, 2014 01:17
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gently caress that i consciously avoided walmart when I was working minimum wage 40 hours a week barely getting rent together
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Oct 31, 2014 01:19
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One weird trick for a free game: Any time you have a controller wear out just buy a new one and then accidentally return the old one in the same box and get a gift card and buy something else
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Oct 31, 2014 01:20
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Moridin920 posted:gently caress that i consciously avoided walmart when I was working minimum wage 40 hours a week barely getting rent together lol agreed. poors have a choice.
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Aldi is far superior to Wal-Mart op. Even in atmosphere. even the hot pockets are better tbh
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Oct 31, 2014 01:21
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Tsinava posted:lol agreed. poors have a choice. don't be mad because you shop at walmart for the marginal savings
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"I was living off of minimum wage, barely making rent, and I still didn't shop for things at walmart even though some of them were objectively cheaper. It was a decision made on principal!" - a story i believe.
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Tsinava posted:"I was living off of minimum wage, barely making rent, and I still didn't shop for things at walmart even though some of them were objectively cheaper. It was a decision made on principal!" - a story i believe. lol why not? walmart sucks
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Every day working at Walmart I'm constantly asking myself "what kind o retarded rear end in a top hat willingly shops at Walmart?" And no, I don't shop at Walmart. I go down the street to Fred Meyer which owns.
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Gutcruncher posted:Every day working at Walmart I'm constantly asking myself "what kind o retarded rear end in a top hat willingly shops at Walmart?" loving obama
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