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Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
what are your views on them? And the practice in general

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9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
i will do anything and everything to abolish the future generations of the white race, including giving out copious amounts of obesity-causing sweets, OP.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
im not home on halloween, and i dont live in a suburb

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
it's trick or treat, so if you don't like them, do what i do:
all the candy bars i give them is dog poops in candy rappers.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

they better not touch my loving PUCKINS

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Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if I put on a costume you should give me candy don't give me any of this 'aren't you a little old to be trick or treating'

get hosed bitch you want the trick or you want to give me some candy

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
I was driving this afternoon and the major interstates in my city had signs saying "Halloween, expect delays 1-6pm on all freeways."

Halloween is stupid and if you're over the age of like twelve it should be a non-event for you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

two forty posted:

Halloween is stupid and if you're over the age of like twelve it should be a non-event for you

uh raging parties with scantily clad women?

halloween makes it okay for everyone to dress as slutty as they like and it's great

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYFnY_1JO8U

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?
I hope I don't get any because I will be at a Halloween party but my dog will be home and the doorbell scares the living poo poo out of him and he howls for 10 minutes.

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
Kids don't even trick or treat anymore, kind of like how they don't go outside in general anymore. I lived in the same house for about two decades and kept track of how many trick or treaters I got each year so I knew how much candy to buy. In the time I lived there the population went from around 5,000 to over 50,000 and I got under 30 trick or treaters the last year I lived there. This is GBS so I don't even need to say that I ate all the leftover candy.

Edit: I also saw a neckbearded man in his 40's come into my store today wearing an Avatar: The Last Airbender costume.

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Oct 31, 2014

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's a combo of halloween being on a week night for the last 5-6 years or some poo poo (it's been a while since it was a friday afaik), and parents being bitchmade nowadays

even though no one has ever gotten intentionally poisoned from halloween candy (except like inside jobs of family members hating a kid in their family or something) everyone is all freaked out about dumb bullshit like apples with blades in them (another thing that has never happened)

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Moridin920 posted:

it's a combo of halloween being on a week night for the last 5-6 years or some poo poo (it's been a while since it was a friday afaik), and parents being bitchmade nowadays

even though no one has ever gotten intentionally poisoned from halloween candy (except like inside jobs of family members hating a kid in their family or something) everyone is all freaked out about dumb bullshit like apples with blades in them (another thing that has never happened)

I think it also might be partly due to the fact that my bitch made neighbor was handing out apple slices (on second thought he was probably also a registered sex offender because I refuse to believe anyone mentally healthy can possibly hate children so much,) and the fact that every kid has :siren:PEANUT ALLERGIES:siren: these days for some reason
Kids probably gave up on the block after that, not even knowing I was doling out King Size. Yes I'm the house with King Size everything and I only got 30 something trick or treaters in a 50,000 pop suburb.

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Oct 31, 2014

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
I somehow have the night off (atypical for a Friday) and live in an apartment. Doubt there will be any trick or treaters but gently caress you if you think I'm buying you candy, you will be ignored as I will be drunk in my room watching Netflix and/or porn.

pants in my pants fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Oct 31, 2014

Risky
May 18, 2003

Any teens/adults not in costume this year will be promptly told to get the gently caress out of here.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Just giving everyone a handful of thumbtacks as per usual so their parents make them throw out their bag of free candy.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Gimme candy bitch

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
I'm gonna give out apples and toothbrushes 'cause gently caress them.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

halloween is by far the most fun holiday as a kid and any parent who wont let their child go trick or treating is a straight up fucker

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Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Carved a pumpkin, got some candy. Not sure if people trick or treat here, but we're set if they do. I thought it was an awesome thing to do when I was a kid, and as an adult I've got a responsibility to make it as awesome for the next generation.

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