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Datasmurf: Jan 19, 2009; Carpe Noctem

But more serious, probably this Karl:

Mainly due to this "Karl":

# ? Nov 20, 2014 08:13

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 17:19

Sue: Apr 1, 2008

Go, Karl!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 09:59

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 18 days!)

420 Gank Mid posted:

I get it!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 10:06

Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

This guy right here. He knows some poo poo about Ancient Egypt. He also plays some mean guitar.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:21

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

Shelf Adventure posted:

He looks like a lizardman who barely gives a poo poo about disguising himself

# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:21

Quint Gets Eaten: Apr 23, 2014

mind the walrus posted:

Eomer, Dr. McCoy, Doomguy, and Judge Dredd? Be still my nerd heart:

yeah

# ? Nov 21, 2014 12:13

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Eomer, Dr. McCoy, Doomguy, and Judge Dredd? Be still my nerd heart:

I have a serious mancrush on Karl Urban. One time, I was at a sci fi convention minding my own business when suddenly I look over and see mother loving Bones right next to me. I tried play it cool and nod at him, but instead I let out a weird little squeak. He took one look at me and left.

That's my Karl story.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 14:23

Anaconda Rifle: Mar 23, 2007; Yam Slacker

The NYC thread's favorite karl:

karl fungus posted:

Today on karl fungus, let's go to Forest Park.

I wouldn't be surprised if most of you haven't been here before, since it's probably too far out of your way if you live in Brooklyn. The park is right next to me, so I've been there plenty of times. Local kids go here to get high on cough syrup around sunset, and it can be pretty creepy at night, but I would say it's safe. You'll see a lot of families pushing strollers through the paved roads, or people with dogs on the horse paths.

There are lots of trees everywhere, obviously. However, don't think that it's a native forest, because it isn't. A lot of plants here are invasive, and most of the forest was planted over the last couple of hundred years.

You can walk on the paved roads if you don't feel like venturing into the sometimes-creepy horse paths.

I have a lot of high school memories walking along these semi-abandoned railroad tracks. You can either end up in an awkward part of Jamaica, or the middle of nowhere in some neighborhood I don't even know the name of.

Lot of tall trees with their branches cut off in one spot. Guess they were growing too close together.

Bunch of pine trees.

Hey look a rotting log with fungus.

More fungus.

You know what the first two letters of 'fungus' are?

F U

# ? Nov 21, 2014 14:35

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I'd post a picture, but I've got Karl Farbman here with me:

# ? Nov 21, 2014 15:13

Rude Dude With Tude: Apr 19, 2007; Your President approves this text.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustav_recoilless_rifle

# ? Nov 21, 2014 16:24

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:19

InediblePenguin: Sep 27, 2004; I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

when we got this cat we were discussing what to name it and my grey parrot shouted "KARL" so now the cat's name is Karl and he is my favorite (that's the parrot in the background too)

# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:46

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:12

its IRONIC god: Dec 18, 2011; Oh Yeaaah!!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 23:23

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustav_recoilless_rifle

You motherfucker you beat me to it

You have not lived until you've shot a Carl while standing in a puddle.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 23:41

Model Camper: Feb 12, 2008; Just 'cause you got a rocking horse don't mean you can rock.

http://whothefuckiskarl.com

# ? Nov 24, 2014 01:19

Ol Sweepy: Nov 28, 2005; Safety First

# ? Nov 24, 2014 03:47

Ready! Set! Blow!: Jun 17, 2005; Red alert.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:13

Chillbro Baggins: Oct 8, 2004; Bad Angus! Bad!

We were debating names for the new kitten, and the parrot yelled "Karl!", so we went with that. The bird has never known a person named Carl, so clearly he had an opinion.

"Charlemagne" was one of the names we were considering, so we probably would've ended up calling him "Karl" anyway, but it's funny that the bird named the cat.

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Dead Jedi: Oct 25, 2010

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GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

# ? Jan 9, 2015 16:33

Dr Jankenstein: Aug 6, 2009; Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

The best Gallagher sibling:

# ? Jan 9, 2015 17:15

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustav_recoilless_rifle

You should see the one that shoots balloons and sleepy gas.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 17:38

Rabbit Hill: Mar 11, 2009; God knows what lives in me in place of me.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jan 9, 2015 18:20

cool kids inc.: May 27, 2005; I swallowed a bug

niethan posted:

This is the correct answer. Look at his little headnod!

# ? Jan 9, 2015 18:34

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Rabbit Hill posted:

Rottweilers (and Dobermans) get a bad press. Nice to discover there's a whole series of books about this Carl.

My nomination: Karl Hyde of Underworld and Freur (Doot Doot).

# ? Jan 9, 2015 20:08

Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

# ? Jan 11, 2015 05:53

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

Guze posted:

Thank you

# ? Jan 11, 2015 06:11

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

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Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

# ? Jan 11, 2015 10:46

Nuclear Pogostick: Apr 9, 2007; Bouncing towards victory

Rabbit Hill posted:

Aw, I remember these from when I was a kid. I probably haven't thought about that book series for more than a decade. Good times.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 13:02

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Panzram

"In his autobiography, Panzram wrote that he was "rage personified" and that he would often rape men whom he had robbed, not necessarily because he was homosexual, but to dominate and humiliate them. He was noted for his great physical strength, which aided him in overpowering most men he encountered. He also engaged in vandalism and arson. By his own admission, one of the few times he did not engage in criminal activities was when he was employed as a strikebreaker against union employees.

Panzram was hanged on September 5, 1930. While the noose was being put around his neck, he allegedly spat in his executioner's face and declared, "I wish the entire human race had one neck and I had my hands around it!" When asked by the executioner if he had any last words, Panzram barked, "Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around!" He was buried at the Leavenworth Penitentiary Cemetery."

# ? Jan 11, 2015 13:54

Thirteen Orphans: Dec 2, 2012; I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.