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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Piss on a plate and put it in the freezer. At night when everyone is sleeping creep over to someone's house, take the frozen piss disc off the plate and slide it under their door. They will wake up to a random puddle of piss on their living room floor.

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Jizz on a plate multiple times, freeze the jizz and put a pic of a girl in the middle of the frozen specimens. Then go to the girl's house and do the same thing. She shall wake up to a puddle of jizz with a pic of her in it. Creepy.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Do the above with blood.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Piss on a cat so it runs into a house and people pat it and wonder why its wet.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


get 3 cats and paint 1, 2 and 3 on their backs

then let them loose and people will be looking for cats 4 through infinity forever

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
get out bart

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Go to the toilet, pee in it.



Everyone you tell that you just peed in the toilet will think you are weird.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Get one of those nerf guns that shoots discs and run around town shooting piss discs in people's food at restaurants in full tactical gear while screaming "reloading mag!" very frequently.

Beer Jerky
Nov 3, 2011
Freeze any liquid and put it in a place where it melts.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Super soaker full of piss

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If your neighbors all have big gaps under their front doors, you probably live in a pretty lovely neighborhood or a lovely apartment building.

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
stop peeing and get bladder infection XD!!

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Otacon posted:

get 3 cats and paint 1, 2 and 3 on their backs

then let them loose and people will be looking for cats 4 through infinity forever

People aren't stupid. You'd need to have 1, 2 and 4 for this to work effectively, as people will search for the missing cat 3.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

piss on a cat and put it in the freezer. at night when everyone is sleeping creep over to someone's house, take the frozen piss cat and slide it under their door. They will wake up to a random pee cat on their living room floor and pet it and wonder why it is wet.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Squalitude posted:

People aren't stupid. You'd need to have 1, 2 and 4 for this to work effectively, as people will search for the missing cat 3.
just have a cat with 2 and they'll go mad looking for 1 and 4

Beer Jerky
Nov 3, 2011
Have a cat with no paint and they'll search desperately for paint to put on it. Checkmate

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

piss on your neighbour

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
http://youtu.be/lQGn0DwndpI

but IRL

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


People did this freshmen year of college, but with baking sheets instead of plates. Nice, thin sheets of piss could be slid easily under any door in the dorms.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Fun urine trick: put your thumb over your pisshole mid-flow to increase your range!

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Only have a piss bush right now but my magic is growing.

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