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my browns won, my bac is twice the legal limit, got 30 chicken nuggets to eat, and windows 98 knows i have a hot girl that is down to f, but im going to pass and plz don't post about it ever windows. i trusted you with that intel. just is an ego boost u know guys?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:46 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:03 |
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im dirnking piss
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:49 |
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I was walking around outside today and these kids stated surrounding me, laughing and speaking in Chinese? Before they got back on their tour bus, when I walked back to my apartment kind of confused and somewhat forlorn my girlfriend gasped. Well... it turned out I had poo poo myself pretty badly while walking and didn't notice. I ended up blaming it on her for using the strap-on too roughly then I cried in the bathroom a little bit
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:49 |
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chajusong posted:im dirnking piss has Budweiser improved its recipe?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:50 |
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So what do I do about the piss sink? How do I tell if anyone noticed what idid in their kitchen?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:51 |
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peeing on your feet in the shower prevents athletes foot.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:52 |
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another fact about pee is that it's sterile
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:55 |
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Still though it's gross. If they figure out what I did then I probably won't be invited over again.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:57 |
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leave em an upper decker next time
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:58 |
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I think I pissed in cups and bowls and dishes. I was so hosed up I couldn't walk literally five feet to the bathroom. Or maybe I dreamed it. How can I tell for sure?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:00 |
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Magnus Gallant posted:I think I pissed in cups and bowls and dishes. I was so hosed up I couldn't walk literally five feet to the bathroom. Or maybe I dreamed it. How can I tell for sure? show up unannounced and check, if there's no pee produce some on the spot
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:27 |
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I love the Wii U, Playstation Four, and above all, PC gaming.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 07:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8&spfreload=1
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 07:40 |
psyopmonkey posted:Im going to make egg rolls tonight. I made a cup of ramen noodles instant lunch tonight
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 07:42 |
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I have to poo poo but I don't think I'm going to post everywhere about it like some people cause I'm a good person.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 07:45 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I love the Wii U, Playstation Four, and above all, PC gaming. same but just the last one
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:57 |
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i reorganized all my browser bookmarks
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 09:04 |
so it's realposting time. I also reorganised all my bookmarks.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 10:16 |
you irl posted:another fact about pee is that it's sterile if you are uncircumcised, you can make a little balloon when you pee and swish it all around and that cleans everything.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 10:18 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:same but just the last one See, we're not supposed to realpost in this thread, though...
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:39 |
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Sas posted:if you are uncircumcised, you can make a little balloon when you pee and swish it all around and that cleans everything. if you are uncircumcised you can do whatever you want because you are literally an animal and nobody will ever willingly touch your penis anyway much less care about its hygiene
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:11 |
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I ate the last milano cookie. sorry.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:24 |
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I ate SpeedGem's cat. sorry.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:29 |
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Windows 98 posted:I ate SpeedGem's cat. sorry. Good luck with that, Also, I enjoy bullshitting with the election people who call my house and tell me who to vote for for 10~15 mins, they hang up when I start playing yanni songs though.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:46 |
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Can someone please point out where the fakepost button is located? I don't wanna post in this thread without it, breaking some mysterious GBS rules - next thing I know it'll be *BAM* Probate time.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:19 |
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Gunky Junket posted:Can someone please point out where the fakepost button is located? I don't wanna post in this thread without it, breaking some mysterious GBS rules - next thing I know it'll be *BAM* Probate time. take it like a man.... Republican
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:22 |
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I can't stop eating cheese. I ate like 2 whole bricks of cheese since Friday night.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:30 |
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VendaGoat posted:take it like a man.... Republican So, I just pony up the cash and buy my way out/through then?
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:31 |
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Speedjam was found expired in a homeless shelter this morning
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:31 |
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Gunky Junket posted:So, I just pony up the cash and buy my way out/through then? or you pay to enjoy it
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:34 |
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VendaGoat posted:or you pay to enjoy it You make it sound like a cheap ten buck 'good time' doesn't involve contracting syphilis.
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