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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Flesh Forge posted:

Mine are all dead too :smith:

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Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

she knows she's got it.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
My grandmother just had knee surgery so she's pretty much bedbound and my grandfather has no idea has no idea how to cook anything other than bacon and eggs so I visit them twice a week or so and cook a big batch of cous cous or carbonnade or roast a couple chickens or something so they aren't stuck eating crappy microwave food every day.

Also do yardwork and such for them and fix up things around their house.

It's really nice actually. They're in their 80s but beside general old people stuff still kickin' it mentally. It's great to sit down with them at a nice lunch or dinner and just talk. Their lives, your life, stories of friends and family, etc. Everybody really should try to spend as much time with their grandparents as they can 'cause they ain't stickin' around forever.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
HAS ANYONE COMPLETED THE MOD CHALLENGE YET

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I would but there are no Dairy Queens here so there's no point

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

a starwar betamax posted:

HAS ANYONE COMPLETED THE MOD CHALLENGE YET


Office Commando posted:

http://youtu.be/KXiPqFlW2tg done and done. skipped a class for this.


also ty everyone for giving the #1 grandma fan the prize.

yep

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXiPqFlW2tg

whoa which one is the grandma

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

if evil knievel were alive today, that would be the vehicle he would use to jump the dead sea.

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

tbqh the hot one. i am like the nasty side of the family tree.

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
like they shouldve of left me in the woods for the bears but they didnt so now I get dq. funny how poo poo works out.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
ok im in route to go pick up the DEE KYOU gift cert.....

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
<3 thanks babe

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
congratulations for the dairy queen

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
just like my sheer existence, it's all thanks to her.


thanks for boning granddaddy like 56 years ago, grandmommy.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i visit my remaining grandma often (once ever two weeks at least) but i'm not gonna make a video of her to post on the forums out of respect

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Grandparents are dead, AND I'm lactose intolerant

Thanks for rubbing both of these in at once :mad:

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
i respected mine by texting and asking first, is your grandma amish?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i cant believe you said a swear in front of your gandma.....

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Mine are dead. Thanks rear end in a top hat, now I'm sad :(

Mine too :(

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
she would think it weird if I didnt, ive had potty mouth forever

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
does she say a swear word?

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

a starwar betamax posted:

does she say a swear word?

she does, its hilarious.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
whoa wierd

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
she made it this far, tbqh she can say what she wants. like she doesnt do the old people 'I can be racist because im old' shtick, jist drops a poo poo or a gently caress every 1nce in a while. keeps me on my toes.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

goddamn shower and shave you disgusting goon make your grandma proud(er)

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
thank you for promoting family values a starwar betamax :)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im not going to drive to houston to see my grandma for a dairy queen giftcard im going to see her at thanksgiving ok MOM gently caress

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
All five of mine are dead. The last one died about 16 years ago at the age of 101.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
OP just wants us to be sad about our dead grandparents. Dick

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

genesplicer posted:

All five of mine are dead. The last one died about 16 years ago at the age of 101.

good

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
they are in heaven

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

a starwar betamax posted:

:siren:I will buy a DAIRY QUEEN GIFT CARD and mail it to the FIRST POSTER who visits their grandpop\ma and POSTS the video of that visit ITT:siren:

i am serious.

Office Commando posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXiPqFlW2tg

done and done. skipped a class for this.
also ty everyone for giving the #1 grandma fan the prize.

CONGRADULATIONS: Office Commando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXREvk6iXPg

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


going to put this on the projector at the xmas party on reeeeeeeepeat

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

Oh my god your fingernails :gonk:

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
My grandma died two weeks ago and I'm going to her funeral this Friday. Also my grandfather on my mother's side was a hit-and-run baby maker so I've never met him and my grandpa on my dad's side was wife and child abuser with 4 wives/girlfriends who died before I was born

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Voted Worst Mom posted:

My grandma died two weeks ago and I'm going to her funeral this Friday. Also my grandfather on my mother's side was a hit-and-run baby maker so I've never met him and my grandpa on my dad's side was wife and child abuser with 4 wives/girlfriends who died before I was born

good.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

honey pot delivers

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

good thread...good grandma...good stuff. I hope you enjoy your ice cream. god bless.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Randandal posted:

Oh my god your fingernails :gonk:

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