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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Luvcow posted:

I'm cis scum!

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

you irl posted:

i just hand this out to everyone i meet



"less common pronouns"

aka ones that are completely made up and used exclusively by weirdos

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
in the post-material world, status symbols are reduced to a shitload of labels on your tumblr bio and several hundred dr who gifs posted therein

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I was in a homo persona relationship with myself, but then I left me. :smith:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ghlbtsk posted:

I was in a homo persona relationship with myself, but then I left me. :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axSo6o9dvY

but also

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/may/13/gayrights.features11

Big Ol Butthole
Apr 21, 2014

by Ion Helmet
im goon

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

there are really only three genders. male - female - goon

think about it

makes a lot of sense

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

are u a cis scum goon or a non-cis scum goon?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

soy es el CIS escoria

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

numberoneposter posted:

soy es el CIS escoria

This means 'I am a cis scum escort'.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Rambling Robot posted:

This means 'I am a cis scum escort'.
you will have to excuse me im just learning

Big Ol Butthole
Apr 21, 2014

by Ion Helmet
i am goon

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

For $10 anyone can be a goon.

Except Aatrek.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

soy es el grande chovinismo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tu es una pinche puta

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I'm

Thin privileged
Neruologically privileged
White privileged
Cis Privileged
Het Privileged
Handsome Privileged
Male Privileged
Dick Privileged
Hair Privileged (I'll never have to worry about male pattern baldness)
Technologically privileged.
... Seriously I could probably list a 1000 other ways I'm privileged.

However I still struggled quite a bit in my life. How is this possible when I'm so privileged? :shrug:

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Nov 5, 2014

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Rambling Robot posted:

This means 'I am a cis scum escort'.

escort is escolta


numberoneposter posted:

soy es el grande chovinismo

i didn't know it was possible to live in america and be this bad at spanish

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
thin, able bodied, white cis scum till I die

also I'm a girl so I can rape you and it wouldn't be rape.

:rms:

Big Ol Butthole
Apr 21, 2014

by Ion Helmet

numberoneposter posted:

tu es una pinche puta

carajo porqueria me choca como abusas mi lenguaje gringo chingon

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Big Ol Butthole posted:

carajo porqueria me choca como abusas mi lenguaje gringo chingon

this translates to "Could you please cover my naked body with belgian chocolate and abuse me with your tongue"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

LifeSizePotato posted:

i didn't know it was possible to live in america and be this bad at spanish
joke is on you beaner im from canada and we despise languages other than english

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
jag är bög

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
As soon as I can afford it I'm gonna get myself a vagina so I can get both holes pozed at the same time.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

soy como la concha de tu madre

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

MeLKoR posted:

As soon as I can afford it I'm gonna get myself a vagina so I can get both holes pozed at the same time.

a vag and a dick lets you do the ol' poz turnaround, aka the u-turn u-burn

SWG_NorCal
Nov 4, 2013
Yeah, Cis here. White and Christian to boot. It's good to be me.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

numberoneposter posted:

im from canada

DIE

SCUM

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Do u have to be white to be CIS?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

the culminator posted:

Do u have to be white to be CIS?

im white but black presenting

Big Ol Butthole
Apr 21, 2014

by Ion Helmet
im racially fluid

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm legitimately ethnoqueer

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EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Millie posted:

thin, able bodied, white cis scum till I die

also I'm a girl so I can rape you and it wouldn't be rape.

:rms:

<readies little thingie of pepper spray on keychain like Han Solo reaching for gun>

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