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post yr trillest cult ideas itt. i think together we can cone up with a p cool chilly that all the other cults will b jealous of
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Instead of recruiting weak-minded people, you should only get cool people. That way your cult will be really cool.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:00
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Quellar posted:Instead of recruiting weak-minded people, you should only get cool people. That way your cult will be really cool. yeah! that's what im talkinga bout
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Nov 5, 2014 22:01
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Move your cult to Clearwater, FL and steal members from scientology You can be the cult that cucked Tom Cruise
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Nov 5, 2014 22:06
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get hundreds of ppl with to register the same name on like every forum on the internet then post exactly the same hosed up thing like you could all call yourself 'John Galt'
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Nov 5, 2014 22:07
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some protips for moving others to spiritual enlightenment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBK5aKOr2Fw
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Nov 5, 2014 22:07
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:Move your cult to Clearwater, FL and steal members from scientology hmm good good. i live on the other side of florida maybe turn it into like a eat coast vs west coast cult beef? dies scientology have rappers?
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Nov 5, 2014 22:08
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Call yourself 'the big babys' and wear baby masks alot
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Nov 5, 2014 22:15
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Only recruit hot people
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Nov 5, 2014 22:17
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Quellar posted:Instead of recruiting weak-minded people, you should only get cool people. That way your cult will be really cool. that's been done 
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Nov 5, 2014 22:17
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just do a dragonball Z cult and promise people they will learn to shoot ki blasts if they believe hard enough. probably get you a couple million followers at least.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:18
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I'll join but only if I can be the guy that all the chicks need to sleep with for initiation into the cult. Also no fat chicks or psyopmonkey.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:19
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Boomstick Quaid posted:some protips for moving others to spiritual enlightenment this was v informative ty Jerry Mumphrey posted:just do a dragonball Z cult and promise people they will learn to shoot ki blasts if they believe hard enough. probably get you a couple million followers at least. hmm this seems to contradict earlier suggestions of only recruiting cool, attractive ppl tho
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Nov 5, 2014 22:20
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I had a cult for three days or so when we were all on LSD. We ate nothing but root vegetables and slathered our bodies with earth and mud. I was a chieftain / doctor of wisdom and I broke a guys foot with a Jack Daniels bottle
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Nov 5, 2014 22:21
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:just do a dragonball Z cult and promise people they will learn to shoot ki blasts if they believe hard enough. probably get you a couple million followers at least. these already actually exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ-e0GStpg
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Nov 5, 2014 22:21
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proof of concept posted:these already actually exist kill that guy and steal his followers for starters
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Nov 5, 2014 22:24
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:kill that guy and steal his followers for starters but what if instead his followers get all the dragon testicles and wish him back 2 life? 
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Nov 5, 2014 22:25
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do you have any ideas of your own OP? why should someone with good cult ideas share them with you and share the leadership if you aren't going to contribute anything?
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Nov 5, 2014 22:29
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a cult that worships my dick and balls (no dudes)
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Nov 5, 2014 22:29
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a second cult that worship my butthole (no chicks) and a mixed cult of taint worshippers (no jews, not generous enough with my taint)
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Nov 5, 2014 22:30
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:kill that guy and steal his followers for starters psh, good luck killing THAT guy. he'll ki blast you to deep space before you know what hit you
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Nov 5, 2014 22:31
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This world is pain op and you are the medicine, start with that
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Nov 5, 2014 22:31
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soup cult: one member makes a big pot of soup every week, then the whole cult eats it together. that's it, you just eat soup.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:34
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Earwicker posted:do you have any ideas of your own OP? why should someone with good cult ideas share them with you and share the leadership if you aren't going to contribute anything? i didn't even kno u still posted but i think u know goon projects are alwaysv successful also first crowd sourced cult? neway here are some've my ideas: * milkshake cult (brings all the boys to the yard [cult yard)?> * weed cult (rastafarianidm too strict? join us instead!ħ * meta cult: this is a more advanced idea but maybe a cult that attracts cult leaders? like a mlm scheme but with cults?
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Nov 5, 2014 22:38
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OK But the cult is about dirt. Think about it. No matter how deep you dig into the earth there is always more dirt (soil is a polite term for dirt). What you need is a team of dedicated priests who can keep digging until they hit something that is not dirt (maybe gold or diamonds that The World Bankers have not yet found). I don't know but please PM me when you hit the motherlode that I KNOW is out there I support you fully.
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darkwing cuck posted:* meta cult: this is a more advanced idea but maybe a cult that attracts cult leaders? like a mlm scheme but with cults? maybe instead of starting a cult it would be cool to be a high level consultant for cult leaders. you get the big bucks but none of the brainwashing and you are long gone by the time its collapsed in drama and police sieges, your the kind of guy who always knows where someone can get a deal on a compound or has a cousin with a line on some bulk rate koolaid
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