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How do you deal with loose constipation wtf is it Seriously fiber can make it WORSE I think it's cheese but I didn't have any cheese yesterday.
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eat celery
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Nov 7, 2014 05:01
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IBS RIP
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Nov 7, 2014 05:01
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:How do you deal with loose constipation wtf is it eat yogurt, and all protein till they get rock hard and have to be dug out by hand.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:01
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your rear end is all hosed up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw-jplSMk
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Nov 7, 2014 05:02
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I have a song by a great musician to help you get through this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ
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Nov 7, 2014 05:05
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IBD your hosed
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Nov 7, 2014 05:05
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its probably all the gluten, op try going gluten free, it really helped my autistic son Chayyssss (pronounced "Eric") with his behavioral (and butt) problems
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Nov 7, 2014 05:06
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Zeroisanumber posted:I have a song by a great musician to help you get through this. you made me mad because it wasn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA his only good song.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:07
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OP needs more roughage
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Nov 7, 2014 05:08
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TOILETLORD posted:you made me mad because it wasn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA his only good song. gently caress. gently caress you. loving eat poo poo and die!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHWmxCoTV3Y
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Nov 7, 2014 05:10
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Try eating some hay. My rabbit has this issue because she won't eat her loving hay.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:10
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Zeroisanumber posted:gently caress. gently caress you. loving eat poo poo and die!! i can't get like 15 seconds into that song it aint catchy and he just sounds like an old man.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:12
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I don't get it all I eat is chicken nuggets and gummy worms why is my body failing
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Nov 7, 2014 05:17
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You need enemas op. Enemas and lots of them. Pro-tip: use Dr. Pepper to make it fun.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:21
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sounds like its hosed up, op maybe get a butt replacement
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Nov 7, 2014 05:27
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corn starch enema
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Nov 7, 2014 05:38
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http://www.colonblow.com/ Hello, This is my first time using your ColonBlow product. Here is my current bowel status: Have releases about 2 times per week. Job is sedentary (Computer Architect). Main diet is mostly non-meat, however, too much sugar (Ice Cream), and too much carbs. Rarely eat Fruit or Veggies (shame!). No exercise at all. (gee, this isn't very easy to write). Also, have returned from Australia having been there 8 years, and eating heaps of meat which I wasn't used to. Okay. The 1-pack arrived a couple days ago and the lady said, "what's with the hidden sender eh? must be condoms." I had my first laugh. This was at 5PM Tuesday, June 23. Took my 1st dose of powder and capsules at 5:15PM. A bit difficult getting the powder down, as it gelled on me. Didn't have much luck keeping the capsules down either, however, took a 10-minute walk to stay upright, and the capsules stayed in! Yippee! Continued with dose #2 the next morning, Wednesday, at 7:30AM. This time, split the powder into 2: placed half of it in a glass of water of about 250ml. Drank both. Followed with the capsules. By the way, thank you for putting peppermint into the powder! Tasty! Went off to work. No releases yet. Also continued to eat no food at all, drinking only water. Whenever any hunger pains hit, took deep breaths and drank more water. Finished the cycle with dose #3 at 12:15PM. No releases yet. Continued to eat no food, and arrived home around 5:30PM on Wednesday. Was extra hungry. Hadn't been hungry for about 3 years. You know, that hunger where you could eat almost anything! Fixed up 3 burritos of beans (I made the beans from Pinto beans, Onions, Garlic, Salt, with Cumin, Oregano, and Basil), lettuce, tomatoes, dash of fresh garlic, and cheddar cheese. Did I mention I'm an almost-vegetarian? That evening, noticed a fairly uncomfortable headache and lots of pressure in the bowel region. Have suffered from extremely sharp headaches in the past 2 months. Also, just 1 week ago, was dizzy and nauseated. This I know from under-elimination. Because I haven't eaten Fruit or Veggies regularly for over 3 years. This morning. Thursday, 25th June. Had the first release in the morning. Yowser! Had a bit of a laugh. Saw numerous flecks of white particles in "El Poopo." It was also a green colour. What's up with that? Anyhow, went off to work. Still feeling a lot of pressure in the bowel area. Decided to get a Coffee thinking it would assist. Got a large "Americano" coffee with non-fat milk and 3 raw sugars. Drank that down. Had a release within minutes. Goodness! This one is to be called "El Grande Poopo" as I think it filled almost the bowl! Disgusting! But hey what a laugh! Should have photographed "El Grande," for in and amongst the solids were a few seaweed bulbs. You ever been in the ocean? Sometimes the seaweed has bulbous tan-coloured things. Saw a few of these, small, maybe 1 centimeter in length and 10mm wide. I hope this isn't what I think it is. Parasites? Yikes!! My next step: buy a 3-pack of Colon Blow and get the rest of the matter out!!! Thanks heaps for this "trial" Colon Blow, and "El Grande" is on his way to the sea. Sincerely, C. from Nevada (customer since 6.18.09)
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Nov 7, 2014 05:39
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You require a balanced diet that is relatively low in fat and high in fibre
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Nov 7, 2014 05:39
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. Except yours.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:41
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Also, never eat Oreos.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:42
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it's full of cocks
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Nov 7, 2014 05:51
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gggiiimmmppp posted:it's full of cocks Maybe its the exact opposite maybe he needs to have his rectum penetrated. Kind of like plunging out a toilet.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:53
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angerbot posted:http://www.colonblow.com/ same
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Nov 7, 2014 05:58
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You have an "impacted" booty, eventually you're going to see blood coming out and that means your intestines ruptured in which case your feces seeps out and usually sinks to the bottom. Which means your legs and the inevitable infections in your knees and ankles can cripple you for life and you might even die. I would go see a doctor and have her put a hose in your rear end to clear the blockage unless you have a death wish.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:58
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"Hello Poopmasters, I have just completed my first Colonblow weeeknd and I was thrilled! I thought it would be very different as I use a heavy amount of fresh fruits (such as green apples) to get the intestinal walls a little workout...but your product was amazing...! I was very happy (and scared) to see the things which manifested themselves...yikes. Now my question...how often should I do a inner 'housecleaning'..I eat pretty good and clean 5 days per week but still the idea of what came out bugs me... should I use this every 2 weeks or so..." J
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Nov 7, 2014 06:00
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embykins posted:Also, never eat Oreos.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:03
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"I really don't think I feel comfortable discussing these results with you." NR
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Nov 7, 2014 06:04
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just drink a gallon of coffee and your poop will turn to water then butt pee.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:05
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take a bunch of opiates until you have normal constipation and then take a bunch of laxatives and soon you will be model-quality
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Nov 7, 2014 06:07
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Two words.... Magnesium citrate.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:19
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Eat more poo poo
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Nov 7, 2014 06:25
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once I ate some fish but apparently things were extremely hosed up because I was burping sulfur for loving days and prayed for death
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Nov 7, 2014 08:12
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too many dicks
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what what in the butt? lmao. Remember that classic vid????
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