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Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
And what would you do if I'd look you into the eyes while I perpetually masturbate?

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

once again males are ahead of the curve :smug:

Firmy Shoyombo
Apr 3, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

Frostwerks posted:

cite your sources!

pretty sure his source is a TEDx video lol

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

gnarlyhotep posted:

once again males are ahead of the curve :smug:
girls aren't even part of the general population

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Frostwerks posted:

i have to make the difficult decision of deciding to cross the street when following a woman because i do not want her to feel uncomfortable but what's this? a conundrum? there is a black man on the same sidewalk walking towards us! if i cross the street, that makes it seem like im a racist! (which i, emphatically, AM NOT). but this problem is FURTHER compounded by realizing that she might ALSO cross the street when she sees this new person approaching either because A: he is black (this is racist and it IS BAD) or B: he is a man (statistically MORE likely to perpetrate sexual assault [because he is a man and not, I REPEAT, because he is BLACK which again, is RACIST which i am not]). If she does this, it is doubly unfortunate because i will seem BOTH RACIST and a potential RAPIST, making everyone uncomfortable but most of all myself for failing to behave in a manner that is congruent with the values system of the country i inhabit. But, if this course of events comes to pass, i cannot extricate myself from it by crossing BACK across the street because then it will DEFINITELY seem like i am racist (not). Furthermore, I am a brain in a vat (this is AUTISM) and an intermittently active cartesian demon is deceiving me in such a manner that i cannot ever be sure i am being deceived.

What am I to do?!

stick your dick/rape in the women, black man will oin in and it'll be equal opportunity. progressive :)

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Frostwerks posted:

i have to make the difficult decision of deciding to cross the street when following a woman because i do not want her to feel uncomfortable but what's this? a conundrum? there is a black man on the same sidewalk walking towards us! if i cross the street, that makes it seem like im a racist! (which i, emphatically, AM NOT). but this problem is FURTHER compounded by realizing that she might ALSO cross the street when she sees this new person approaching either because A: he is black (this is racist and it IS BAD) or B: he is a man (statistically MORE likely to perpetrate sexual assault [because he is a man and not, I REPEAT, because he is BLACK which again, is RACIST which i am not]). If she does this, it is doubly unfortunate because i will seem BOTH RACIST and a potential RAPIST, making everyone uncomfortable but most of all myself for failing to behave in a manner that is congruent with the values system of the country i inhabit. But, if this course of events comes to pass, i cannot extricate myself from it by crossing BACK across the street because then it will DEFINITELY seem like i am racist (not). Furthermore, I am a brain in a vat (this is AUTISM) and an intermittently active cartesian demon is deceiving me in such a manner that i cannot ever be sure i am being deceived.

What am I to do?!

Soooo.... how many kotoba did you want the bento box to have?

aeternum
Sep 3, 2003


goon.mkv

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Regence posted:



Nordic countries definitely the most artistic out of all Nations.

I actually think this is preferable to countries where people act like mindless herd animals in public. It kind of reassures you that yes, these people see you as another human being and won't trample over you to get at the discounted TV on the shelf

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Like seriously, if the nords had Black Friday it wouldn't be any worse than a regular shopping day

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Yaldabaoth posted:

Like seriously, if the nords had Black Friday it wouldn't be any worse than a regular shopping day

We have black friday

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Tsinava posted:

I tend not to make eye contact because consistent eye contact makes other people uncomfortable including me. Just stop. Stop looking at me.

I agree, plus looking at strangers just encourages them to talk to you and that's consistently been the worst part of my day for a long time.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Firmy Shoyombo posted:

pretty sure his source is a TEDx video lol
it's just kind of common sense, the only real reason to not look someone in the eye is because if you look at them they're looking at you and anyone who wouldn't want someone to look at them especially during a mutual interaction probably has low esteem of themself. Anyone who has ever jerked off has anecdotal evidence that there's an immediate shameful feeling after orgasm and while some learn to block it out there's a lot of evidence that suggests it builds up regardless subconsciously. You can easily be a socially awkward nerd who can't stand the thought of someone looking at them without a porn habit but I'm 100% certain it doesn't help.

here's a few links from like 10 seconds of googling that support this that were way too hard for anyone else to find im sure

http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolkinseygoman/2014/08/21/facinating-facts-about-eye-contact/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_contact#Difficulty_with_eye_contact

and here's poo poo about social anxiety via porn http://yourbrainonporn.com/

suck my dick

Amateur Saboteur fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Nov 9, 2014

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
My small-town friend hates visiting the capital city because "no-one looks passers-by in the eye"

I'm originally from an even more godforsaken area of the country than him and we def don't stare at strangers lest we get our teeth punched in

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Amateur Saboteur posted:

it's just kind of common sense, the only real reason to not look someone in the eye is because if you look at them they're looking at you and anyone who wouldn't want someone to look at them especially during a mutual interaction probably has low esteem of themself. Anyone who has ever jerked off has anecdotal evidence that there's an immediate shameful feeling after orgasm and while some learn to block it out there's a lot of evidence that suggests it builds up regardless subconsciously. You can easily be a socially awkward nerd who can't stand the thought of someone looking at them without a porn habit but I'm 100% certain it doesn't help.

here's a few links from like 10 seconds of googling that support this that were way too hard for anyone else to find im sure

http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolkinseygoman/2014/08/21/facinating-facts-about-eye-contact/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_contact#Difficulty_with_eye_contact

and here's poo poo about social anxiety via porn http://yourbrainonporn.com/

suck my dick

yeah sure Sherlock homo

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Frostwerks posted:

yeah sure Sherlock homo

So he's Mycroft?

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Amateur Saboteur posted:

it's just kind of common sense, the only real reason to not look someone in the eye is because if you look at them they're looking at you and anyone who wouldn't want someone to look at them especially during a mutual interaction probably has low esteem of themself. Anyone who has ever jerked off has anecdotal evidence that there's an immediate shameful feeling after orgasm and while some learn to block it out there's a lot of evidence that suggests it builds up regardless subconsciously. You can easily be a socially awkward nerd who can't stand the thought of someone looking at them without a porn habit but I'm 100% certain it doesn't help.

here's a few links from like 10 seconds of googling that support this that were way too hard for anyone else to find im sure

http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolkinseygoman/2014/08/21/facinating-facts-about-eye-contact/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_contact#Difficulty_with_eye_contact

and here's poo poo about social anxiety via porn http://yourbrainonporn.com/

suck my dick

wtf are you on about, many people don't feel guilty or shameful after masturbating. that's an artifact of religious and/or weird moral upbringing.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

wtf are you on about, many people don't feel guilty or shameful after masturbating. that's an artifact of religious and/or weird moral upbringing.

um, im actually deeply ashamed about the volume of my load

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

serious norman posted:

We have black friday

I knew people outside of America celebrated Thanksgiving! It's such a good holiday, but y'all just don't want to admit that you're doing yet another American holiday

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

wtf are you on about, many people don't feel guilty or shameful after masturbating. that's an artifact of religious and/or weird moral upbringing.

"sup grandma oh yea i just been cummin' it's no big thing...well, my thing is big but haha you know what i mean come on grandma jeez"

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
ITT: Shut-Ins who went to college or the Big City and couldn't deal with all the crowds.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




good job genital population

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

I make aggressive unblinking eye contact with every man I see in the hope that some day one of them will snap and kill me

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

so far it hasn't worked but I get my dick sucked way more often

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
do americans hate their country? I always see americans hating on america a lot

do u guys hate urselves

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
u should hate urselves, because you spawned bronies and now they are infesting all the places of the world:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVHZZvKsBgg

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Zzulu posted:

do americans hate their country? I always see americans hating on america a lot

do u guys hate urselves

just unhappy nerd americans who don't have sex with ladies

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
America, gently caress yeah

comin' up to arrange the trains in specific ordersss

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Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Mulefisk posted:

ITT: Shut-Ins who went to college or the Big City and couldn't deal with all the crowds.

Says the man who is apparently "angry about cities."

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