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1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

I know this for a fact and you can trust me because I know it. It'd be different if I didn't know it or knew the opposite was going to happen while saying the forums aren't being sold but that's not the case. I know they aren't and they won't be.

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LifeSizePotato: Mar 3, 2005

wrong, op. i saw them on craigslist this morning.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:33

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

where did you hear this, op

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

LifeSizePotato posted:

wrong, op. i saw them on craigslist this morning.

Message boards filled with sweaty nerds who all claim to be gay, $5 OBO

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:34

Philadelphia: Sep 29, 2014

My uncle works with Lowtax and I can CONFIRM that the Something Awful Kickstarter has finally been approved.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:36

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

MondayHotDog posted:

Message boards filled with sweaty nerds who all claim to be gay, $5 OBO

Throw in some imitation crabmeat and you have a deal!

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Sounds like PR fluff to me, sort of like how coaches or gms get a "vote of confidence" from owners before being fired. Didn't think they was being sold until I saw this thread. I know the score of this game.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:37

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

one day this unfunded website will go offline with no warning and never come back, we will all remember this as the place where things used to happen, and hopefully we move on

all this unless you help kickstart sa right now

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:39

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Then who did I give my son to?

Help me get him back!

I love him!

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:41

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

His name is Robert.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:42

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

OP isn't even plat

poors don't know anything

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:57

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

lowtax is gonna have to PAY someone to off-load this thing.

Maybe Goodwill will take it, though?

# ? Nov 9, 2014 04:53

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

Close SA and make everyone post on burner accounts on kinja.gawker.com

# ? Nov 9, 2014 06:30

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

Wait are you saying I can't get a refund on my avatar or platinum status? I demand to speak with a manager! *Shmorky picks up and and plays a song on a kazoo*

# ? Nov 9, 2014 06:37

love my preemies!: Sep 26, 2004

YeAh

# ? Nov 9, 2014 06:42

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

poop

# ? Nov 9, 2014 07:12

Dr. Witherbone: Nov 1, 2010; CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Wait are you saying I can't get a refund on my avatar or platinum status? I demand to speak with a manager! *Shmorky picks up and and plays a song on a kazoo*

# ? Nov 9, 2014 21:03