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The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
Celebs showing us their hire purchases, rented mansions and of course, Scarface DVD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VnpIX5S-bY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpLkKUFPZxE

Wiki posted:

In 2004, a lawsuit was brought against MTV by the real owner of Ja Rule's house alleging unauthorized taping of the interior and damage to the property caused by Ja Rule's partying.

The first MTV Cribs episode with Robbie Williams showcased Jane Seymour's house as his home. In reality, Williams was renting the home from actress Jane Seymour. In an episode of The Kumars at No. 42, Seymour confirmed that she owned the property.[2] Williams later admitted the con and then showed off his real home in a later episode.

50 Cent's MTV Cribs episode showed him with three Ferraris (A Yellow Enzo Ferrari, and Red versions of the Ferrari F50 and Ferrari 612) with 50 Cent claiming they were his "whips". All three Ferraris were in fact owned by a private collector who lent out the vehicles for 50 Cent's Cribs episode and related music video work.

You don't have to go home but ya'll need to get the hell outta here (before the real owners come back).

The Cosby Mysteries fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Nov 11, 2014

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

mtv is fake omg noooooo

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Yo, this is my Godfather poster. I like the Godfather. Yeah.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Link to only good Cribs episode: http://www.wimp.com/bestcribs/

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iChuUXSXn1U

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPb4R3qvvqg

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
all the ones with Birdman are the best

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Wasn't there an episode with Redman and he was in some dirty ghetto house with shoe boxes of cash under a mattress?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Aatrek was disappointed in the lack of actual cribs

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Wasn't there an episode with Redman and he was in some dirty ghetto house with shoe boxes of cash under a mattress?

lol yeah his was the best episode
http://www.wimp.com/bestcribs/
the highlight is his monitor near his bed so he can play dreamcast in bed

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Wasn't there an episode with Redman and he was in some dirty ghetto house with shoe boxes of cash under a mattress?

it made me want to be redman's freind.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
Cribs was so fake - A lot of them were just like Redman's. Looked like someone just moved a bunch of poo poo in and told him to say he lived there.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW


ZombieParts posted:

Cribs was so fake - A lot of them were just like Redman's. Looked like someone just moved a bunch of poo poo in and told him to say he lived there.

Most people live in complete filth and don't know/care how to clean so when they see a house of an actual functional adult they think that it is fake or they just moved in.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
That house is worth $5 now

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

MTV's Rich White Women's Cribs

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




Didn't Kimbo slice have a swimming pool with a giant picture of his face on the bottom of it

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Apthous posted:




Most people live in complete filth and don't know/care how to clean so when they see a house of an actual functional adult they think that it is fake or they just moved in.

So Redman's house represents a functional adult? Did you ever watch any episodes of cribs?

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

Didn't Kimbo slice have a swimming pool with a giant picture of his face on the bottom of it

That'd be worth seeing because that's something a cool dude who has "made it" would do.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

ZombieParts posted:

So Redman's house represents a functional adult? Did you ever watch any episodes of cribs?

I don't remember that episode but most people's houses have cat poop/puke stains loving everywhere, mold, and tons of other useless poo poo haphazardly strewn loving everywhere. Even the people that wouldn't consider their house "messy" live in filth compared to many of the homes on Cribs.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Apthous posted:

I don't remember that episode but most people's houses have cat poop/puke stains loving everywhere, mold, and tons of other useless poo poo haphazardly strewn loving everywhere. Even the people that wouldn't consider their house "messy" live in filth compared to many of the homes on Cribs.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr speak for yourself buddy.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Apthous posted:

I don't remember that episode but most people's houses have cat poop/puke stains loving everywhere, mold, and tons of other useless poo poo haphazardly strewn loving everywhere.

while the majority, exception 3 olives, can't afford some maids to keep our homes looking as clean as cribs most normal people don't have cat stains and mold.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
here's an idea: don't let the cat vomit sit around for a month before you clean it, goons

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

jalopybrown posted:

while the majority, exception 3 olives, can't afford some maids to keep our homes looking as clean as cribs most normal people don't have cat stains and mold.

Most people assume just because their house doesn't look like something from "Hoarders" that they must live in Versaille.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



could you please show me where the magic happens

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Apthous posted:

Most people assume just because their house doesn't look like something from "Hoarders" that they must live in Versaille.

That's true, but most people also don't have mold and the stains from various cat-excretions in their home.

Face-it, you're a bum who's dumpster is disguised as a home.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Still the best Cribs ever:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/g544ez/chappelle-s-show-dave-on-mtv-s--cribs----uncensored

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

That's true, but most people also don't have mold and the stains from various cat-excretions in their home.

Face-it, you're a bum who's dumpster is disguised as a home.

Look buddy, I've got 12 cats, I can't keep track of where they choose to go to the bathroom ok? Not like they are going to tell me they decided to pee on my rug!

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

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