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Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

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Can I get my birthdate legally changed?

Serious post.

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Witness Protection Program - get given a new identity, new legal DOB included.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Bill Cosby don't post here

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
Nice!

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
a zippedi boppedi boppedi bap bap bappidi doo da

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
there are only 366 days that a birthday can fall on, and i'd bet that most days are already the birthday of someone you wouldn't want to share your birthday with

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I share the same birthday as noted haver of a lot of good ideas Adolf Hitler and that's ok with me

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Guru Yaekob posted:

Can I get my birthdate legally changed?

Serious post.

no don't

you also get to share your birthday with henry david thoreau, milton berle, richard simmons, curly joe derita, and me

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i guarantee there's been a rapist born on every day of the year. at least bill cobsby was a charming hucksterble

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Being born on the same day of a known rapist, murderer, or anything else gives you exclusive rights to do what they did. Shared birthdays, shared rights. Go and rape !

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014


Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i share the same birthday as genghis khan, history's most accomplished rapist.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
trying to think of a down side to being raped by bill cosby

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Lol I just googled "Rapists born on September xx" and first result is Mike Tyson - born nowhere near my birthday. Google.au ain't ever gonna let him live it down.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Are they sure he just didn't hit so hard with the magic stick he gave them temporary amnesia? RUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
did bill cosby actually rape someone

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

dee eight posted:

no don't

you also get to share your birthday with henry david thoreau, milton berle, richard simmons, curly joe derita, and me

All suspected rapists

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

loco moco posted:

All suspected rapists

well duh, they're all men

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


I share the same birthday as noted sociopath Vince McMahon

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
i couldn't find anybody lovely, but i do share mine w mozart & monet

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

loco moco posted:

All suspected rapists

wait...

richard simmons?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
My birthday is the summer solstice and occasionally fathers day.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

dee eight posted:

wait...

richard simmons?

Yeah, remember he tried to rape David Letterman that time.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Gunky Junket posted:

Yeah, remember he tried to rape David Letterman that time.

o yeah

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

bill cosby will never die in disgrace

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Nonsense posted:

bill cosby will never die

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I do as well, July 12th birthdays represent. We have some pretty cool dudes to make up for it though.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Holy poo poo Bill Cosby is worth 400 million dollars. Jesus Christ.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

lmao what a loving neck beard

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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

SHISHKABOB posted:

did bill cosby actually rape someone

It does not matter where you hear it from,
whether truth or lies,
It gets said all the same.

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