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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Can she actually sing, all I heard was computer in that song.

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Nov 23, 2013

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LethalGeek posted:

Can she actually sing, all I heard was computer in that song.

singing is ableist, check your tonal privilege

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Once again, A"F"P has the last laugh

quote:

i interrupt this series of hungover phone interview photos with an actually important announcement.
just got the call.
I am now a New York loving Times bestselling author.
crying on the plane to portland.
number 7 with a bullet.
we did it, guys. you all helped me do this thing.
overwhelmed with gratitude for the 8th time this week.
tonight, we celebrate.
thank you.
thank you.
thank you.
thank you.
thank you for seeing me.


TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

The Tao Jones posted:

Once again, A"F"P has the last laugh

that looks like a man in clown makeup covering his mouth

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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rich person with a psychotic fanbase in fake humility shocker

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Nov 23, 2013

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she really is the worst

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

fans have literally offered to buy this person's trash before

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I bet she showers less than twice a week

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

quote:

thank you for seeing me.

YOU NOTICED
YOU REALLY NOTICED
SWEET VALIDATION IS AT HAND

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

TOOT BOOT posted:

fans have literally offered to buy this person's trash before

You know who ELSE had lots of adoring fans? :godwin:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lol wait she thinks that playing as a backing band member at an amanda palmer show is first place?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Someone needs to tell her that's not a big deal. I'm number 8 on the Politics bestseller list and I've never even written anything. Number 5 on the Religion, Spirituality and Faith list is this cover of "Any Way You Want It" by Journey. Fairly certain that, in order to remain financially solvent, the New York Times fired staff in charge of curating the list and put a Markov generator in their place.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
How many books does it actually take to get a lovely spot on the top ten? If you are a bestselling author but barely, did you actually make a bunch of money?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

oval office raja posted:

i just want to know why her pants are half-off.

For the same reason she's rocking that ukelele/macbook combo.
she is an "artist"

Also, this is the first time I have ever heard of anyone bragging about being #7 on the NYT Bestseller List.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

The Tao Jones posted:

Once again, A"F"P has the last laugh

Somewhere, Neil is seeing this picture, and crying as well.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
if she's so rich and successful why doesn't she have eyebrows

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

oval office raja posted:

i just want to know why her pants are half-off.

Shes forcefully trying to look as relaxed and non-caring as possible
"Oh hi, I didnt see you there mr. photographer who is practically standing on top of me"

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

if she's so rich and successful why doesn't she have eyebrows

I think she's trying to do the Yolandi Visser pretty-ugly thing, but missed the mark, and now just looks like she'd chase you out of the bodega she runs in the Shrek swamp while screaming "THAHNKS FER NOTICIN MEH!"

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Hahaha she was so excited she drew her eyebrows on all hosed up (a different hosed up than the way she usually does).

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

LethalGeek posted:

Can she actually sing, all I heard was computer in that song.

Kinda

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo


take it all in

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Boner Zone posted:



take it all in

i want to die i want to die i want to die

this world is poo poo i want to die

naem
May 29, 2011

It's like it never stopped being 1997 for her

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
oh for gently caress's sake

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



she gonna go crazy when she finds out the other things people will do to you for money

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Boner Zone posted:



take it all in

this is a person in her late 30s? that doesn't seem possible

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

everything this person does repulses me so loving much

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
the world is such a wonderful open place with so many opportunities and so many friends to make if you're a famous, wealthy musician. wow. just. life, man.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if you're gonna get eyebrow tattoos aren't you supposed to get ones that make your face look like an emoticon if you close your eyes

Vordhosbn
Aug 7, 2008

They aren't tattoos. She draws them on.

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

dads a mall cop posted:

if you're gonna get eyebrow tattoos aren't you supposed to get ones that make your face look like an emoticon if you close your eyes
I think she actually shaves her eyebrows and draws them like that :mad:

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

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babypolis posted:

everything this person does repulses me so loving much

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smeego posted:

I think she actually shaves her eyebrows and draws them like that :mad:

so she's messing it up repeatedly

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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she manages to be worse than someone who calls herself a professional cuddler. that's really something.

Englishman alone
Nov 28, 2013

babypolis posted:

everything this person does repulses me so loving much

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

naem posted:

It's like it never stopped being 1997 for her

naem
May 29, 2011

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Sep 30, 2011

by XyloJW
:rolleyes:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Nov 21, 2014

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