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What to do with Allen
DIE ALIEN SCUM
Cock slap
Invite them over and eat their cheeseburgers
Nothing, it's just Allen. He's alright
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An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know the specifics, but apparently we found out where they launched the attack from and we are about to kill some aliens!

FOR EARTH!


Watch is live now nerds!

This thread is about Space, Aliens, NASA, ALF, Big Jimmy who once was abducted, Stars, Starships, Black holes, White holes (pretty much the entire spectrum), nebulas, Rosetta Mission and Stones (kidney stones acceptable), Mother-ships, Father-ships, Creepy Uncle-ships, Comets, Solar Systems, Peeing in your own mouth, Star Dust, Satellites, Sitting on Lights, Lunar Rover (space dogs), Electric Light Orchestra, There is no God, Scientists in general, and starring into the sun.
Please no vacuum talk.

First picture of lander about to attack aliens:

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An Ounce of Gold fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Nov 12, 2014

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Can't nasa do stuff later in the day

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Can't nasa do stuff later in the day

Yeah they are massive jerks about this. They've spent 15 years or so getting this all down and they couldn't have a rendezvous just a few hours later?

I guess since it's ESA they didn't want to do it in the middle of the night. Euro-babies basically.

They need a better host. This lady is delivering lines like cheesy 80s educational film. They showed the first image as the lander ejected. So far no aliens have been seen. They might have to switch to the UV lens.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
"They have acquired signals from the lander. So good news for everyone"

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Except for Allen. Sorry dude.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

voted cock slap. gonna rub dicks with aliens one day

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

comets arent real wake up sheeple

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