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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
no I dont have to admit that and no he didnt lol

rewatched bateman returns about a month ago, its borderline unwatchable. its like 99% random rear end Tim burton poo poo with stupid penguins and crap and oh also batman is in it too I guess?

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Moola posted:

no I dont have to admit that and no he didnt lol

rewatched bateman returns about a month ago, its borderline unwatchable. its like 99% random rear end Tim burton poo poo with stupid penguins and crap and oh also batman is in it too I guess?

All batman movies suck

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
I fell asleep trying to watch dark knight rises. It's boring as poo poo and too long

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Moola posted:

I dont like any of Tim burtons films

also he needs to hurry up and get Depp to gently caress his wife while he watches already caUSE jesus christ that fucker has a cuck fetish or something???
I assumed that has already been going on for years now.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Harald posted:

Im not a big Burton fan either. But you gotta admit: he did the best batman of the last 30 years.

maybe if you don't count Batman: the Animated Series

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Whole Internet posted:

maybe if you don't count Batman: the Animated Series

Batman TAS was great, but this thread is about live-action batman motion pictures

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
It's really funny how a film director who is making a comic book superhero action movie takes a step towards """""""""realism""""""""""" and various dumbasses can't handle it, so they end up screeching in blind rage when the comic book superhero action movie's bad guy's plan doesn't make a whole lot of real-world sense


I'm kind of surprised that nobody is following this awesome goon logic to the bitter end and demanding a comic book superhero action movie where Batman is killed by cops 45 minutes into his first night as batman

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Tujague posted:

I'm kind of surprised that nobody is following this awesome goon logic to the bitter end and demanding a comic book superhero action movie where Batman is killed by cops 45 minutes into his first night as batman

I want to see a court room procedural where all the people Batman beats the poo poo out of are immediately released because there's no evidence and no one to testify against them in court.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
What a stupid movie! The superhero comic book action movie bad guy pro wrestler ninja mercenary was going to blow up the city for no reason!

And two of the characters fell in love in an impossibly brief manner that does not comport with most real-world interpersonal relationships!

And real ninjas were nothing like that!

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

dude you are a brony. all your opinions on entertainment are immediately null and void

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

babypolis posted:

dude you are a brony. all your opinions on entertainment are immediately null and void

Yes, I'm a brony. If you look at the other people's avatars on this page, you will see that we have been joined by Muhammad Ali, Linkin Park and the Mayor of Toronto.

You're a very smart person.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
"Excuse me, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" *sucker punch*
The delivery of that one line, along with the telescoping revolver gag, cement Batman '89 as the best batman movie.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

Leon Einstein posted:

Nolan's Batman has the worst voice I've ever heard. Who the gently caress thought that was acceptable?

Not sure if you read the Dark Knight series, but the voice is spot on.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tujague posted:

Yes, I'm a brony. If you look at the other people's avatars on this page, you will see that we have been joined by Muhammad Ali, Linkin Park and the Mayor of Toronto.

You're a very smart person.

i am albert contor

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I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Tujague posted:

What a stupid movie! The superhero comic book action movie bad guy pro wrestler ninja mercenary was going to blow up the city for no reason!

And two of the characters fell in love in an impossibly brief manner that does not comport with most real-world interpersonal relationships!

And real ninjas were nothing like that!
unironically this you loving infant

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