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Accidentally swallowed my flash drive. It has some important data on it. Will I be able to fish it out of my poo? Will it still be readable? What should I do ....need advice
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Harald posted:Accidentally swallowed my flash drive. It has some important data on it. Will I be able to fish it out of my poo? What should I do ....need advice Assuming your stomach acid doesn't damage the contacts, it should be alright.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:53
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your data wasnt actually important, op
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Nov 14, 2014 01:54
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lol you have porn in your belly
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Nov 14, 2014 01:54
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Don't worry. The insane amount of semen in your stomach should dilute the acid enough that the data should be ok.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:59
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prairiedog it and then back up rear end first into your computer
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Nov 14, 2014 02:03
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How long ago? Just puke it up. Ed Norton did it in the Hulk so I know this works.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:03
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SpeedGem posted:Assuming your stomach acid doesn't damage the contacts, it should be alright. thanks only legit advice itt gonna monitor my poos for the next day or so and see if it comes out
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Nov 14, 2014 02:03
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Harald posted:thanks only legit advice itt You can recover data from an acid contact event, but you'll need a donor board and good soldiering skill to fix it. A steady hand too.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:06
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stick your dick in a usb port call tech support if it doesn't enumerate as a mass storage device
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Nov 14, 2014 02:07
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It was pix of aatrek's friends right?
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Nov 14, 2014 02:07
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Good going OP. My nudes were on that drive.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:10
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BattleMaster posted:stick your dick in a usb port I came into this thread to make this same exact joke. gently caress you.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:11
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lol how acidic is your stomach your drive will be fine id be more concerned with your butthole if it comes out sideways
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Nov 14, 2014 02:15
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you irl posted:lol how acidic is your stomach your drive will be fine id be more concerned with your butthole if it comes out sideways A future goatse in the making.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:16
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Harald posted:Accidentally swallowed my flash drive. It has some important data on it. Will I be able to fish it out of my poo? Will it still be readable? What should I do ....need advice get a camera and cut it out and sell the footage to perverts to cover your medical bills.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:17
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It begins...
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Nov 14, 2014 02:22
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When it comes out, clean off the poo, open it up, the put the insides in a bowl of dry rice or cat litter for 24 hours to absorb the water. Use a blow dryer or canned air to clean off any dust from the rice/cat litter then reassemble and try it.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:31
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Say Nothing posted:It begins... Pretty much. This is how the singularity starts. Call that Kurzweil jagoff, I'm sure he'll be over the moon that someone doesn't think he's batshit insane for once.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:36
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Your like Johnny Mnemonic now, best hook up with a powerful criminal syndicate or corporation.
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