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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
Let's play blind chess, I will pick the move that has gotten the most votes in some time period. I'll start.


c2-c4


ok gently caress it no one can do blind chess.


pre:
8 ║♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♝ ♞ ♜
7 ║♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟
6 ║… … … … … … … …
5 ║… … … … … … … …
4 ║… … ♙ … … … … …
3 ║… … … … … … … …
2 ║♙ ♙ … ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙
1 ║♖ ♘ ♗ ♕ ♔ ♗ ♘ ♖
—╚═══════════════
——a   b   c   d   e   f   g   h
Oh gently caress that looks awful. Anyone got a good ascii chess? I tried using code tags and it just looks like this:

code:
8 ║♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♝ ♞ ♜
7 ║♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟
6 ║… … … … … … … …
5 ║… … … … … … … …
4 ║… … ♙ … … … … …
3 ║… … … … … … … …
2 ║♙ ♙ … ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙
1 ║♖ ♘ ♗ ♕ ♔ ♗ ♘ ♖
—╚═══════════════
——a   b   c   d   e   f   g   h

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Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
what?

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.
queen to opponent's rectum

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

throw the board to the ground and moonwalk outta there

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Make a move

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I'm cheating so you're basically playing a 3200 rated computer good luck

1... e5

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
C5 I guess

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

this game is a sham and you are a gay butthead, your move

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Baba Ganoush posted:

I'm cheating so you're basically playing a 3200 rated computer good luck

1... e5

e5 is disqualified for next move. You may suggest anything but e5.


Current votes:

C5 - 1

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
let's play play-by-play street fighter 2: hyper fighting

i pick dhalsim. i jump in the air and do a divekick

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

quakster posted:

let's play play-by-play street fighter 2: hyper fighting

i pick dhalsim. i jump in the air and do a divekick

I don't know that game

let's just play chess.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
Ok C5 won

pre:
8 ║♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♝ ♞ ♜
7 ║♟ ♟ … ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟
6 ║… … … … … … … …
5 ║… … ♟ … … … … …
4 ║… … ♙ … … … … …
3 ║… … ♘ … … … … …
2 ║♙ ♙ … ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙
1 ║♖ … ♗ ♕ ♔ ♗ ♘ ♖
—╚═══════════════
——a   b   c   d   e   f   g   h
I move kc3

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SnowblindFatal posted:

I don't know that game

let's just play chess.
i realize my opponent is operating on a higher level of yomi than me and start blocking in hopes of denying them the opportunity to land in a hit

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Kc6

I don't know what I'm doing I don't like that c file opening

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
put the queen up ur butt

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
thread to gas chamber

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
1...e6

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:gas: thread,

checkmate OP

Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3607258&highlight=

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Brock Hardchin posted:

queen to opponent's rectum

John Denver Hoxha posted:

put the queen up ur butt

alternate between these two winning moves

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014


woah

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
How come back in the day everyone did chess moves like "queen to rook's bishop" but now they're just boring numbers and letters? Who decided to make chess even less interesting

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009


good thread

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Looks like we've uncovered another goon celebrity. Will the real Deep Blue please stand up?

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.
I rolled a 5. I split my move:

Horsey 4 spaces north, and two of my pawns will swap positions, en pissant style. Note that you now cannot possibly know which one has the bomb. This also sets me up to double my allotment of Chance cards per turn, as long as my Black Lotus rook remains untapped. I normally don't lay out my strategy like this, but it's clear your understanding of the game is shallow at best, while I am a chess loving grandmaster.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

I rolled a 5. I split my move:

Horsey 4 spaces north, and two of my pawns will swap positions, en pissant style. Note that you now cannot possibly know which one has the bomb. This also sets me up to double my allotment of Chance cards per turn, as long as my Black Lotus rook remains untapped. I normally don't lay out my strategy like this, but it's clear your understanding of the game is shallow at best, while I am a chess loving grandmaster.

You're going to look real dumb when OP sacrifices enough pawns to summon Exodia

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011




|♜|_|♝|♛|♚|♝|♞|♜|
|♟|♟|_|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|
|_|_|♞|_|_|_|_|_|
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|_|_|♙|_|_|_|_|_|
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|♙|♙|_|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|
|♖|_|♗|♕|♔|♗|_|♖|

SnowblindFatal fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Nov 14, 2014

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

SnowblindFatal posted:

|♖|_|♗|♕|♔|♗|♘|♖|
|♙|_|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|♙|
|_|_|♘|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|♙|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|♟|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|♞|_|_|_|_|_|
|♟|_|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|
|♜|_|♝|♛|♚|♝|♞|♜|

:goatsecx:

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

I flipped the table to be right way pls adjust ur quote

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.

Dr Cheeto posted:

You're going to look real dumb when OP sacrifices enough pawns to summon Exodia

http://youtu.be/59RSLhdGWQM

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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
make a move

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