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Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Wicker Man posted:

Seems like on average girls prefer that inbetween type of guy who is LEAN with low body fat, but just enough muscle to have definition without looking like a soft noodle.


That or women are just really closeted about guys with hot bodies because they don't want to be thought of as sluts.

but they are

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Faffel posted:

yes. it's much more effective on gay men than straight women

many twinks will only gently caress twinks though. very elitist little bastards

actually seen alot of twinks with creepy older guys. weird, i guess they're doing it for the £££.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Wicker Man posted:

Seems like on average girls prefer that inbetween type of guy who is LEAN with low body fat, but just enough muscle to have definition without looking like a soft noodle.


That or women are just really closeted about guys with hot bodies because they don't want to be thought of as sluts.

a cool and good thing to do is to get swole and attract women who are also into taking care of themselves


like this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_UuGcpF09o

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




doesn't look like she lifts 4/10 would not do

naem
May 29, 2011

Wicker Man posted:

Seems like on average girls prefer that inbetween type of guy who is LEAN with low body fat, but just enough muscle to have definition without looking like a soft noodle.

Man I hope so

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Ladies like big forearms.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Captain Candiru posted:

Ladies like big forearms.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Turtle Blogger posted:

Yeah, once you can do a solid display of strength, a lot of women want to meet you. By display of strength, I mean performance like acrobatics, aerials, hand balancing, or fire spinning. Being strong, balanced, flexible, and coordinated all at once is attractive for obvious reasons.

I used to move furniture for a living, because why pay money to go to the gym when you can get paid to move heavy things, and once or twice a year a job would come in that was for an attractive woman. When you're strong, physically capable and all sweaty from carrying fridges up stairs shirtless in front of them all day, but you clearly have no prospects on account of being a furniture removalist for a living, well they don't respect you as a man at all and only want you for once off sex. It's degrading, but you do it. But looking lean and muscular like a greyhound you also get approached by gay men constantly, so all things considered it's really not worth it unless you want all the cocks.

I also used to work as an emergency services electrician, back when I was 19 and fit. If you got an electric shock from your kitchen sink or something, we'd come out (for free, it was a government service) and make sure everything was safe. That job was almost perfect for meeting girls, several times older women would want me to meet their daughters or granddaughters, younger women would want to get your number. There was a surprising number of women (8 or 10 a year) who would call in fake reports and when you turn up they answer the door in lingerie and play the damsel in distress. This became so frequent they had to make company policy about it, if anyone found out you were loving on the job it was instant dismissal. Some "customers" were red flagged which meant that they sent two guys out instead of one. Two guys meant one tradesman and an apprentice. I was the apprentice, so I saw a lot of them I guess.

I guess it helps not being short or ugly though.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

monkey posted:

I used to move furniture for a living, because why pay money to go to the gym when you can get paid to move heavy things, and once or twice a year a job would come in that was for an attractive woman. When you're strong, physically capable and all sweaty from carrying fridges up stairs shirtless in front of them all day, but you clearly have no prospects on account of being a furniture removalist for a living, well they don't respect you as a man at all and only want you for once off sex. It's degrading, but you do it. But looking lean and muscular like a greyhound you also get approached by gay men constantly, so all things considered it's really not worth it unless you want all the cocks.

I also used to work as an emergency services electrician, back when I was 19 and fit. If you got an electric shock from your kitchen sink or something, we'd come out (for free, it was a government service) and make sure everything was safe. That job was almost perfect for meeting girls, several times older women would want me to meet their daughters or granddaughters, younger women would want to get your number. There was a surprising number of women (8 or 10 a year) who would call in fake reports and when you turn up they answer the door in lingerie and play the damsel in distress. This became so frequent they had to make company policy about it, if anyone found out you were loving on the job it was instant dismissal. Some "customers" were red flagged which meant that they sent two guys out instead of one. Two guys meant one tradesman and an apprentice. I was the apprentice, so I saw a lot of them I guess.

I guess it helps not being short or ugly though.

Dear penthouse I never thought

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

roymorrison posted:

Yes I am that person. The best part is totally not having to try ever at literally anything and having people just give it to you. Like not even sex just loving anything. Better friends better sex better deals better grades better jobs better everything. All you loving need is a squat rack and a bunch of good food but nah most people would rather literally decompose hahahaha

what is the good jobs you got

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

monkey posted:

I used to move furniture for a living, because why pay money to go to the gym when you can get paid to move heavy things, and once or twice a year a job would come in that was for an attractive woman. When you're strong, physically capable and all sweaty from carrying fridges up stairs shirtless in front of them all day, but you clearly have no prospects on account of being a furniture removalist for a living, well they don't respect you as a man at all and only want you for once off sex. It's degrading, but you do it. But looking lean and muscular like a greyhound you also get approached by gay men constantly, so all things considered it's really not worth it unless you want all the cocks.

I also used to work as an emergency services electrician, back when I was 19 and fit. If you got an electric shock from your kitchen sink or something, we'd come out (for free, it was a government service) and make sure everything was safe. That job was almost perfect for meeting girls, several times older women would want me to meet their daughters or granddaughters, younger women would want to get your number. There was a surprising number of women (8 or 10 a year) who would call in fake reports and when you turn up they answer the door in lingerie and play the damsel in distress. This became so frequent they had to make company policy about it, if anyone found out you were loving on the job it was instant dismissal. Some "customers" were red flagged which meant that they sent two guys out instead of one. Two guys meant one tradesman and an apprentice. I was the apprentice, so I saw a lot of them I guess.

I guess it helps not being short or ugly though.

thats what im talking about


preach

also what country is this in

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Top City Homo posted:

thats what im talking about


preach

also what country is this in

70s porno

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
80's/90's Australia

edit: Once on a moving furniture job, there was a girl in her mid 20s who had a tea chest sized box clearly labeled "SEX TOYS" all the other boxes were labeled "kitchen" or "bedroom" or whatever, but not this box, she wanted it to be very clear to us that her sex toys would not fit in a regular sized box, she needed a big rear end box for all her sex toys. She was fat and kinda ugly though, and I think probably some kind of prostitute, so I didn't go there.

monkey fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Nov 17, 2014

Tebulot
Apr 25, 2007

im hip now bois

Pillbug
I would say op, to probably just accept your lot in life and stop swimming upstream. Getting physically fit for the sole purpose of attracting a vapid airhead is unlikely to bring you any long term happiness.

In fact, probably attempting to squeeze any last drips of happiness out of your life may well be a lost cause, have you considered Buddhism?

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
lift weights, gently caress bitches, hail satan

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
It depends on the chicks in question, op

A lot of women take it real personal if you're manlier than they are esp. in Portland

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Top City Homo posted:

a cool and good thing to do is to get swole and attract women who are also into taking care of themselves


like this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_UuGcpF09o

just gonna put these wal mart candles around my framed devil's rejects poster.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Harime Nui posted:

It depends on the chicks in question, op

A lot of women take it real personal if you're manlier than they are esp. in Portland

easy solution don't live in portland.

pod6isjerks
Feb 17, 2005

Nap Ghost
Lifting is like cheat codes for life. About 3-4 hours a week with a decent diet and sleep schedule is all it takes to be stronger and more attractive.

Edit: Also this...

Literal Carehaver posted:

lift weights, gently caress bitches, hail satan

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Literal Carehaver posted:

lift weights, gently caress bitches, hail satan

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


if you're ugly it's p much game over unless you also like ugly women, hth

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

if you're ugly it's p much game over unless you also like ugly women, hth

i have a friend who is short and looks like a neanderthal but hes also the most jacked dude i know and every girl he dates is gorgeous

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

subhuman filth posted:

i have a friend who is short and looks like a neanderthal but hes also the most jacked dude i know and every girl he dates is gorgeous

being jacked doesn't help if you're short (nothing does except money) so either your friend is loaded or you are lying

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Waroduce posted:

Yea drunk/ slutty girls love muscles and abs. If you have abs girls will blow you, its that simple

Good post/avatar combination.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Dave Concepcion posted:

being jacked doesn't help if you're short (nothing does except money) so either your friend is loaded or you are lying

hes unemployed but hes also one of the chillest, funniest, smartest people i know so that probably helps

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

subhuman filth posted:

hes unemployed but hes also one of the chillest, funniest, smartest people i know so that probably helps

how big is his d

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Darth123123 posted:

how big is his d

1s lemmie check

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

subhuman filth posted:

1s lemmie check

like you don't know. really though all those personality trait things probably account for 75% of his attractiveness. Not being a blob helps a bit.

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