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I tried going to the grocery store and bought a whole dozen. But when I opened them up there was only this yellow goop poo poo in there. No chicks. Where do you guys meet the most chicks? Let me be clear, chicks only. No old hens or cocks in this thread please.
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Oh, those kinds.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:06
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go to a farm and bring a bag of corn. the chicks will be all over you (and the corn)
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Nov 14, 2014 22:07
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Pour roofies in the water supply like in that Batman movie and rape the entire city.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:08
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Just break down and buy some sugary Peeps instead. Much easier.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:09
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The eggs have to be fertilized to get chicks. You know what to do.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:09
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Just go to a farm supply type store. Every year they'll take a couple of water tanks or some other container and put a bunch of chicks and some heat lamps in them and sell them. hth
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Nov 14, 2014 22:15
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"Don't Stop Believin'" Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train Goin' anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit He took the midnight train Goin' anywhere A singer in a smokey room The smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching In the night Streetlight people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night Workin' hard to get my fill Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice Just one more time Some will win Some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching In the night Streetlight people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night [Instrumental interlude] Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight people Don't stop believin' Hold on Streetlight people Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight people
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Nov 14, 2014 22:23
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go to your local duck pond during the next nestling period, also be careful with your penis because the parents will bite it off
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Nov 14, 2014 22:24
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bath & body works, op
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Nov 14, 2014 22:25
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whoflungpoop posted:go to your local duck pond during the next nestling period, also be careful with your penis because the parents will bite it off I didn't say I was gonna gently caress the chicks. But it's not really important what I plan on doing with them. Ok?
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Nov 14, 2014 22:32
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Windows 98 posted:I tried going to the grocery store and bought a whole dozen. But when I opened them up there was only this yellow goop poo poo in there. No chicks. Where do you guys meet the most chicks? Let me be clear, chicks only. No old hens or cocks in this thread please. you bought chick seeds. sit on them for a couple weeks and you will have fully grown chicks
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Nov 14, 2014 22:34
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poo poo bro, you just gotta go out and meet chicks. Jaeger. Beer pong. Chicks.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:35
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Become a gynecologist. They only treat chicks and you get points for being a rich doctor.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:51
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Windows 98 posted:I didn't say I was gonna gently caress the chicks. But it's not really important what I plan on doing with them. Ok? also, please do not gently caress them
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Nov 14, 2014 22:57
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Permanently disable yourself. Like just fall down some stairs or something until you're wheelchair bound and brain damaged. Something like 90% of nurses are women and it's their JOB to take care of you, if you know what I mean.
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Nov 14, 2014 23:51
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Windows, do you confirm or deny the rumour that last April you were caught in your backyard, late at night, with a chick nestled snugly under your arm, as you wandered around singing softly to her - "hush little chicken, don't you cry, if an egg can fit up there then so can I"?
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Nov 15, 2014 00:43
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Gunky Junket posted:Windows, do you confirm or deny the rumour that last April you were caught in your backyard, late at night, with a chick nestled snugly under your arm, as you wandered around singing softly to her - "hush little chicken, don't you cry, if an egg can fit up there then so can I"? Can confirm
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Nov 15, 2014 00:56
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take trains at rush hour and engage in unsolicited, inescapable frottage you'll strike gold eventually
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Nov 15, 2014 00:59
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lol at the people so desperate to answer the question in the title that they didn't read the OP
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Nov 15, 2014 01:06
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Quickscope420dad posted:lol at the people so desperate to answer the question in the title that they didn't read the OP That was kind of the point 
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Nov 15, 2014 01:09
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Windows 98 posted:That was kind of the point it's okay they won't read any of the other posts either anyway
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Nov 15, 2014 01:12
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Quickscope420dad posted:lol at the people so desperate to answer the question in the title that they didn't read the OP lol at you you
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Nov 15, 2014 01:13
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hang out outside the ob/gyn
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Nov 15, 2014 01:14
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You just need a big cock. edit: whoops.
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Nov 15, 2014 01:28
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 I don't know what happened.
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Nov 15, 2014 01:56
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ha ha chicks means baby chickens AND, in a slang definition, women comedy website
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Nov 15, 2014 02:23
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SpeedGem posted:
Chick's that post on Tweeter
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Nov 15, 2014 02:29
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Tujague posted:ha ha chicks means baby chickens AND, in a slang definition, women Huh? I don't know what mean. I don't get it. What you talking 'bout? Where are you from? Do they really call women "chicks" there? I've never heard that before.. like ever. Lol are you even serious? That's the thing about joining a new site - it's really hard to tell if people are just kidding or for reals. Well, I'm gonna run with it being that you're just messing around. Haha, yeah right! Like anywhere would actually call women "chicks".. that'd just sound dumb, and be dumb.. haha. So, I'm guessing you're like the reg forum trickster, always confusing the noobs, eh? Well, yeah, I have to admit, I almost did fall for it. But, thankfully, logic took over; just ain't no way that'd be a real thing - a woman chick.. yeah right, pffft! Lol next you'll be trying to convince me that, in the thread title, the third letter of the fourth word is actually supposed to be an "a". Ha! Right! Like that'd be a thing and make any sense either. I'm certainly gonna have to keep a close eye on you so I don't fall into any of your wily traps. Tujague —> remember the name. Woman called chicks.. hahaha.. smh almost got me! *slaps thigh and chortles* =)
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Nov 15, 2014 07:01
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Gunky Junket posted:Huh? I don't know what mean. I don't get it. What you talking 'bout? Where are you from? Do they really call women "chicks" there? I've never heard that before.. like ever. Lol are you even serious? Stop
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Nov 15, 2014 07:11
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Ditto! As in, stop trying to tell me what to do. You ain't my Mummy, dude. 
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Nov 15, 2014 07:16
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Gunky Junket posted:Ditto! As in, stop trying to tell me what to do. You ain't my Mummy, dude. I am
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Nov 15, 2014 07:34
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Lol are you sure, FYW? She wouldn't have been drawn in, and subsequently stuck, within 10min of me spinning a web. I don't think you're smart enough to be her, mister.
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Nov 15, 2014 07:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9xtXPD3BA
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Nov 15, 2014 08:12
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Chicks are for fags
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Nov 15, 2014 08:18
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KFC is pretty cool if you're into dead chicks, to get an idea of what you're in for go check out /r/deadchicks on reddit.
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say ye, say ye, don't we do this every day day
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