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I love you.
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SpeedGem posted:I love you. Let's just be friends.
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Nov 15, 2014 03:20
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tell them they were adopted
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Nov 15, 2014 03:24
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almost forgot - you have to be the parent of the child you say this to
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Nov 15, 2014 03:25
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I bought you a something awful account. I hope you post there.
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Nov 15, 2014 04:01
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Please leave, you're nice but I don't find you interesting or worthwhile.
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Nov 15, 2014 04:02
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jerkstoresup posted:She's never going to speak to you again. ouch 
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Nov 15, 2014 04:30
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Don't say anything, just yawn really obviously while they're talking to you. If they keep talking, lie down on the floor and make snoring sounds, like they're so boring that it actually put you to sleep and you're asleep right now.
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Nov 15, 2014 04:51
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You're like a bike without wheels.
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Nov 15, 2014 04:53
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You are the worst possible result of an orgasm.
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Nov 15, 2014 05:01
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No Op, No. Don't say that, that is truly truly the very meanist...
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Nov 15, 2014 06:00
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if im feeling particularly offended i like to pull out this zinger to really shut somebody down super sonic idiotic brain infected disconnected bubble butt theyre usually reduced to tears afterward
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Nov 15, 2014 06:15
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Tell them that you wouldn't brake for them crossing the street and that their life means less than nothing to you.
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Nov 15, 2014 13:10
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You're waifu a poo poo.
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Nov 15, 2014 13:12
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Apthous posted:You're waifu a poo poo. Hey.. pssst.. you. Yeah, you! Come here a minute. There's a bounty on your head, man. You might wanna lay low for a while.
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Nov 15, 2014 13:17
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Apthous posted:There have been 692 posts made by Apthous loving calm down mate, it's not a race.
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Nov 15, 2014 13:29
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your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded
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Nov 15, 2014 13:32
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You are just as pretty as Zoe Quinn.
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Nov 15, 2014 14:13
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you chop their hands off while they're sleeping (make sure to cauterize the wound afterwards, you may need to use anesthesia on the jerk for this to work right) and then follow them around until they try to pick something up, having forgotten for a moment that they have no hands, then say very loudly and obnoxiously "Do you need A HAND??"
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Nov 15, 2014 14:17
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hahaha classic cause they got no hands!
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Nov 15, 2014 14:34
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Your rear end is like butter but so is your face.
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Nov 15, 2014 14:41
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Youre fat
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Nov 15, 2014 15:35
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I like you but not like-like you
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Nov 15, 2014 16:20
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just kidding, I don't even like you.
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Nov 15, 2014 16:21
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You're dull.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:17
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i hope you step on a lego
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Nov 15, 2014 20:43
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asking fat girls when they are due
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Nov 15, 2014 20:46
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i like your fleecy pullover
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Nov 15, 2014 21:48
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check your privelage
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Nov 15, 2014 21:58
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i faked it every time
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Nov 15, 2014 23:41
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Your posts are poo poo.
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Nov 15, 2014 23:42
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You're retarded with a capital J.
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You won't be getting any presents this year son, because Santa killed hisself
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