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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
I had a surreal sequence of events dreams starting with driving a 2014 civic in Egypt with my psychiatric, but Egypt didn't look like a shithole. I lost control of my car because the break system was not working, causing me to crash into several vehicles. I slept at a hotel for a night while the mechanics came to take the whole car apart and reassemble it. Meanwhile two crazy girls came to me, pissed that I was overstaying my welcome at the hotel, things got violence, something about eating pizza rolls from the microwave ( I don't eat pizza rolls), telling a guy to gently caress off while he was getting a blow job in the hallway across from me.

Somewhere along the way I was at a tech convention and saw Steve Carrell promoting tech products. I didn't realized it was Carrell until after he left. All of a sudden I am friends with Jennifer Aniston, she invited me to her home, but her house was in shamble, not professionally built. It looked more like a low class spanish family living there. My thought was that I was networking with successful people and how I can get myself out of hardship and into a successful lifestyle.


Interpret my dream, goons. Offer me your expertise. I have never dreamed of these people before in my whole life nor have I ever touched a pizza roll. I do have a 2014 Honda Civic though.

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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Did you also start a lovely thread in your dream as well?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

OP i don't care at all this thread is now about dinosaurs



peep this triceratops

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax


dinosaur posting

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
That dream was about as exciting as a bowl of room temperature oatmeal.

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