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burritolingus posted:Women love dick pics send a couple to your mom. my dead mum loves dick pics
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Feb 15, 2015 05:08
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yeah its fine i will probably lol at it and share it w likeminded whores tho
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Feb 15, 2015 05:28
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What about if I only send them to other guys? That's okay, right?
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Feb 15, 2015 06:04
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its okay if you ask first
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Feb 15, 2015 06:18
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toggle posted:my dead mum loves dick pics Um yeah I know.
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Feb 15, 2015 06:21
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detectivemonkey posted:We got more than one dick pic in the lady thread. It was fun because we got to laugh at stupid-looking dicks. So I am pro dick pic if I am able to laugh at the picture and make fun of the dick-haver. you heard it here, detectivemonkey wants to see your dick plz forward all dicks to detectivemonkey
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Feb 15, 2015 06:26
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sometimes when i wake up with a boner i'll take a picture of it and send it to a few close friends with the message "woke up thinking of you" but otherwise i feel like its not in good taste to send dick pics
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Feb 15, 2015 07:07
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what times we are living in
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Feb 15, 2015 07:15
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Dicks are horrifying. If a woman says otherwise, she is lying to spare your feelings basically I only like a dick when it's inside me
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Feb 15, 2015 08:06
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out of sight out of mind
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Feb 15, 2015 09:11
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My girl won't let me sleep until I send her a pic of my glorious phallus. She's weird tho
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Feb 15, 2015 09:22
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i like to origami my prolapsed anus and take pics for holiday cards
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Feb 15, 2015 09:34
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some random dork's random dork = no a dong pic from someone I'm actively attracted to IRL = yes
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Feb 15, 2015 11:13
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:some random dork's random dork = no ok fair enough, but when do i take a relationship to that level?! i like to call my dick the ice breaker for a reason
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Feb 15, 2015 11:40
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text me
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Feb 15, 2015 12:25
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I just got three dick pics in email from friends and thought of this thread.
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Feb 15, 2015 12:28
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Cardiovorax posted:It depends on the dick, really, and on who it is attached to. Precisely.
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Feb 15, 2015 13:03
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for those who enjoy them, what is the best way to take dick pics? candlelight, or harsh flourescents? should i put a quarter on the shaft for comparison?
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Feb 16, 2015 06:49
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dicks aren't pretty but they don't smell like fish or other strangeness so thats a win. a solid win. a knowing wink from a loving god to his favored gender
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Feb 16, 2015 07:00
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BKPR posted:for those who enjoy them, what is the best way to take dick pics? candlelight, or harsh flourescents? should i put a quarter on the shaft for comparison? someone did exactly that with me once i was like 'what if you have really small hands' so he put a quarter on top, right below the head, for reference i made fun of him for a long time for that
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Feb 16, 2015 23:40
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i sent my first ever dick pic when i was 16. my then gf asked for one that was almost a decade ago now makes me teary eyed
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Feb 16, 2015 23:46
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:someone did exactly that with me once how big was it
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Feb 17, 2015 00:21
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Sir John Feelgood posted:If it's big. Queen Gnome posted:small dicks aren't very attractive, hth.
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Feb 17, 2015 00:26
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A girl I used to live with would get piles and piles of dick pics off a dating site then we would sit around and laugh at them and their fairly pathetic "plz touch my poor wiener" messages. Many used a sky remote for scale and we appreciated that.
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Feb 17, 2015 00:39
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the guys aren't thinking about that at all they're just spamming the dik and never think about you again if you don't respond so i guess it's win win
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Feb 17, 2015 00:55
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im going to send you a Full Length Motion Picture
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Feb 17, 2015 00:58
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i would at least have the courtesy to spam 'hey wanna see my big floppy ding dong' instead of just sending it outright or did you skip the part where her soliciting them was part of the joke
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Feb 17, 2015 00:59
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I don't like dick pics before I've had a chance to see it IRL. Kinda ruins the surprise to see it in some crappy selfie pic. When I used Tinder there were soooo many sad flaccid cocks in my area. Surely it goes without saying that nobody wants to see your wrinkly little peen? Esp uncircumcised ones.
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Feb 17, 2015 02:07
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netally posted:
When I tell guys I'm uncut they basically demand dick pics in all states so I dunno what you're talking about
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Feb 17, 2015 09:20
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I think dick pics are pretty good. Please send me your dick pics.
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Feb 18, 2015 12:38
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I've never gotten a dick pic, but in high school the guys who were sitting behind me were drawing themselves jerking off and passing the drawings to me, I have no idea why. They were good drawings too, like, they made sure to draw the faces and hair like their own. One day they were arguing because apparently their dicks were the same size, but one of them was much taller than the other. The shorter guy was saying that due the height to dick length ratio his dick looked bigger, therefore was better, the other guy was saying that an x-sized dick is an x-sized dick and it made no difference, and they wanted my opinion. I didn't really care, so after that they were only passing me dick drawings, no more full body ones 
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Feb 18, 2015 13:59
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I've had a woman ask for dick pics the day after we hosed. What does it mean?
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Feb 18, 2015 14:26
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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:I've had a woman ask for dick pics the day after we hosed. What does it mean? You've got such a weird dick that she can't describe it to her friends. She needs a visual aid to convey the horror that is your dick. HTH.
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Frostwerks posted:how big was it much larger than a quarter
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