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What would Goku do?
Goku would cuck his opponent
Goku would idle by, an imbecile human is no match for him
Goku would drop the weight on him, then cum on his face in an act of humilation
Goku is gay
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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
I saw a guy at the gym today wearing a shirt that says he is training to beat Goku or at least kill him. Should I be a hero and do something about it? I was thinking of spotting the guy at a bench press and drop the weight on him. What do you think? What would Goku do?

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PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
gently caress......

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hingehead posted:

I saw a guy at the gym today wearing a shirt that says he is training to beat Goku or at least kill him. Should I be a hero and do something about it? I was thinking of spotting the guy at a bench press and drop the weight on him. What do you think? What would Goku do?

goku is an extra-terrestrial who can catch bullets with his toes.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
unable to pick multiple options. You hosed up, op

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
If he's still training in the x1 gravity section of the gym Goku'll be fine

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Why can't he gently caress the guy in the rear end like he did to Piņera?

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

ThirdPartyView posted:

Why can't he gently caress the guy in the rear end like he did to Piņera?


Because Goku is gay. It would never happen.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ThirdPartyView posted:

Why can't he gently caress the guy in the rear end like he did to Piņera?

his alien dick didn't fit
E: He killed that guy!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.


This 'Guy' appears to be a coathanger so I think Goku is gonna be fine.

Edit: Unless timetravel?!?!?

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
what is the point of having muscles if you are going to scare the m'ladies away with a goky or anime shirt?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

uG posted:

what is the point of having muscles if you are going to scare the m'ladies away with a goky or anime shirt?

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Joust posted:



This 'Guy' appears to be a coathanger so I think Goku is gonna be fine.

Edit: Unless timetravel?!?!?


what if the coathanger goes back into time and retroactively aborts Goku?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Hingehead posted:

what if the coathanger goes back into time and retroactively aborts Goku?

Yeah that's what I'm saying.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

uG posted:

what is the point of having muscles if you are going to scare the m'ladies away with a goky or anime shirt?

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Joust posted:

Yeah that's what I'm saying.

That would just make a seperate timeline

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

I just voted goku is gay on the toilet lol

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
lol has this noob even trained in a hyperbolic time chamber? guessin no. lmao.

PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
I like Goku.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

uh op i dont think goku would want you to kill the guy before he can fight him

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

That would just make a seperate timeline

i shamefully said the phrase "i like how they did time travel in Dragon ball z"the other day and yr post reminded me of it gently caress u

Lbeuol
Aug 19, 2006

Washing my hands since 2002
gokus like 80 years old he dead man

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I honestly don't care.

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

Sir John Feelgood posted:

I honestly don't care.

When I read this post all the life just left me :(

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Goku is dead.

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love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004


YOU AINT HELPING NIGGA

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