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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

turn cereal mascots into serial killers




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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n-9uq_lyRQ

Waltzing Along fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Nov 17, 2014

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


They're on tour still!

e: Oh no, we missed it, tough break.

SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Nov 17, 2014

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

its useless

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i give up

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

everything is temporary im having an existential meltdown rn

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

what heppen after i die, i am scared, and there is no escape from this

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
captain crunch feeds people into an industrial compactor

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oh i can live with that, thanks frostwerks :)

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

captain crunch feeds people into an industrial compactor

corporal: detective, we just noticed something else about all the victims
detctive: whats that o'malley?
corporal: they all have the same injury... it appears that they all have been bleeding from the roof of their mouth...
detective: this sick gently caress....

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I had an idea but then just googled it:



beaten i guess

Darth Continent
Dec 13, 2004

I sense a
disturbance
in my bowels...

Darth Continent
Dec 13, 2004

I sense a
disturbance
in my bowels...

exspurt analcyst posted:

beaten i guess

You could change it up to include some twisted Cracker Jack style treats, e.g. "free dried nipple in every box!"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8UNkscH6PM

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




I don't know

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Grimey Drawer
Can we do plain-jane felons as well?

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.



I should have changed it to frosted PogO's but :effort:

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
shamelessly stolen from GIS

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
I never understood why they gave Count Chocula hamster/rabbit teeth rather than proper vampire fangs.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Ars Arcanum posted:

I never understood why they gave Count Chocula hamster/rabbit teeth rather than proper vampire fangs.

I'm surprised they didn't update the cereal to be sparkly in a post-Twilight world.

Also, Yummy Mummy was the best of the monster cereals.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
grape nuts but with knives and poo poo

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Nefarious posted:

grape nuts but with knives and poo poo

No the cereal is Rape Nuts, and it looks like a regular cereal box, except it has an order form you can cut out and mail with your address to receive a "fabulous prize" and then two weeks later someone shows up at your house and rapes you.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014


Lol I am so depressed now

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
"Silly rabbit, Trix is the last thing you'll ever see!"

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Grimey Drawer


EDIT:Animated for added depravity.

NofrikinfuN fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Feb 12, 2015

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