Hexel posted:Because Hulk Hogan was preoccupied with rubbing oil on his daughters rear end. back then Brook was a babby or not even born and that makes it worse.
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ShaqDiesel posted:You guys are also forgetting that beautiful memories are considered assets for accounting purposes. He'd have to find a way to get them all banned, though, so he wouldn't have them at the end of the 30 days. Seconding the thought that Brewster's Millions needs a modern day remake, I've felt that way for years. Of course, the only person who could do it would be Adam Sandler and he's almost already done it with Mr. Deeds. We need to genre mix it, though: Bruce Wayne's Millions The Wayne family fortune is in a trust and Bruce will only get a $1M on his 21st birthday unless he can follow the same Brewster rules and spend $30M in 30 days Boowster's Millions Same plot as a Texas oil man leaves his estate to his long-lost distant nephew: Chicken Boowster. The end has him winning as the corrupt banker is hauled off screaming, "He's a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!"
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 08:48 |
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Boobster's Millions in which he spends a month with every brothel worker in Nevada at once
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 11:28 |
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Youtube's Millions A man has to make a video a day for 30 days and get an average of 1 million views per video on Youtube in order to inherit $300M dollars. Son Goku's Millions Goku is offered a power increase to 1,000,000, or if he can attain a power level of 30,000,000 in 30 days, the dragon will award him with a power level of 300,000,000. (edit: Pitch rejected on the grounds of, "300M? We've already passed that level.")
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 12:14 |
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I already made this thread like 3 months ago OP
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 12:28 |
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I would just take the million. That's already more money than I'll ever need in my life.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 12:34 |
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oblique posted:hulk hogan is a loving terrible wrestler He could invest in Pastamania and skirt the assets rule because that poo poo would last three days tops.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 15:39 |
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:I already made this thread like 3 months ago OP well then you FAILED!
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 20:50 |
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luncheon meat posted:i'd love to see a remake today although bitcoin mining rigs are an asset so it wouldn't be that great He wouldn't own them at the end of the 30 days, though, once they set fire to the building he keeps them in.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 21:04 |
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Buy a bunch of Super Bowl ads
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