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walk into a room full of women and say "who want sex?" . surely at least one person there will want sex
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juan fitzcarraldo posted:walk into a room full of women and say "who want sex?" . surely at least one person there will want sex double your chances by wearing a funny hat
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Feb 6, 2015 22:38
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Any girls in thread? Who want sex
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Feb 7, 2015 00:09
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Nameless_Steve posted:double your chances by being bi.
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Feb 7, 2015 07:55
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Nameless_Steve posted:double your chances by wearing a funny hat quadruple your chances by being Dikembe Mutumbo
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Feb 7, 2015 14:32
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three little words: I brought Doritos!
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Feb 7, 2015 22:54
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hey, does this smell like rohypnol?
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Feb 8, 2015 10:36
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I only shower every three days.
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Feb 9, 2015 00:02
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Waiting for a blind date to show up. I will try each of these until sex is initiated
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Feb 9, 2015 01:16
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Hey ladies. My crotch is rank 4.
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Wertjoe posted:I only shower every three days. Maybe so... people react to pheromones they smell in sweat and oils, even if they don't realize it. Don't let your underarms smell terrible, and wash your face if you don't want zits, but washing the rest of your body every other day... you'll walk around in a cloud of sexiness. Miss Areola Canasta fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Feb 9, 2015 |
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Feb 9, 2015 08:03
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*looks at clock* "hey, it's [whatever time it is]. That's a good time for sex, right?" Never tried this one, but I'd guess it would work at least 11 out of 52 times.
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Portable Staplefrog posted:*looks at clock* What if it's not a good time for sex? Do I just set my watch to the right time? I feel like the lady might check her smartphone and it would be hard to change time there beforehand. Still might work if you are the only person in the room who has a timepiece.
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Paladinus posted:What if it's not a good time for sex? Do I just set my watch to the right time? I feel like the lady might check her smartphone and it would be hard to change time there beforehand. Still might work if you are the only person in the room who has a timepiece. Even a broken cock is right twice a day.
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Feb 9, 2015 16:51
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strap a suicide bomb vest to your chest and go out into public square and detonate
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Feb 9, 2015 19:08
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Paladinus posted:What if it's not a good time for sex? In that case, look away from the clock and don't say anything.
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:Maybe so... people react to pheromones they smell in sweat and oils, even if they don't realize it. Don't let your underarms smell terrible, and wash your face if you don't want zits, but washing the rest of your body every other day... you'll walk around in a cloud of sexiness. Don't tell goons to wash themselves less. Goons need to wash themselves more.
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Just don't tell her you're an F-35 pilot she'll know you can't get it up.
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Feb 9, 2015 23:14
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:double entendres are sexy. They show you're eloquent, witty, and sassy. Amarcarts posted:Just don't tell her you're an F-35 pilot she'll know you can't get it up. Trap sprung
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Feb 10, 2015 01:11
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There's no greater aphrodisiac than that dance move where your arms and shoulders form one wiggling line.
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Feb 10, 2015 01:55
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Take a cue from Def Leppard, and dump a big bag of Domino's sugar over each other's naked bodies.
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eyyy bae bae u want sum fuk?
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