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horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
All Done
The Doctor runs into a problem he couldn't have predicted with all the time in the world: He already invited every human in every point in time to be his companion! Even after asking them if they wanted to come back, they declined his offer and claim they settled down. Can The Doctor overcome his unhealthy obsession with the human race and actually ask someone who isn't human to be his new sidekick?

Full Throttle
Do you love stunt bikes? Recently, The Doctor sure does. He converted part of the TARDIS into a garage and passionately works on a motorcycle he calls "Lizzie". After jumping one obstacle after the other, The Doctor wants the biggest thrill of all. He convinces Evel Knievel to accompany him as he jumps the Valles Marineres, the largest canyon system on the planet Mars. Preparations seem to be going well, when suddenly Martians on futuristic looking ATVs appear and get Mars-dirt on their bikes!The Doctor is having none of it and challenges the Martian hooligans to a race along the valley! Evel insists on reconsidering and points out that the terrain will surely "kill a rookie like you in no time flat", but The Doctor assures there's nothing to worry about. The race is off and it seems the Martians are not messing around as they fire photon beams at the walls, causing landslides left and right, but the Doctor uses his Sonic Screwdriver to overcharge his suspension, which, in conjunction with the low gravity, sends him flying over the canyon and well past the finish line! The Martians begrudgingly accept defeat and, to show good sportsmanship, gives both The Doctor and Evel a can of "Mars Juice" a highly potent fuel for motorbikes. Right before the two risk the jump, a smirking Knievel adds, "I already know what I'm gonna do with mine". The episode ends on a freeze frame of the two Daredevils making the jump, with a text fading into the image that reads, "Dedicated to Evel Knievel, 1938-2007"

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

horriblePencilist posted:

All Done
The Doctor runs into a problem he couldn't have predicted with all the time in the world: He already invited every human in every point in time to be his companion! Even after asking them if they wanted to come back, they declined his offer and claim they settled down. Can The Doctor overcome his unhealthy obsession with the human race and actually ask someone who isn't human to be his new sidekick?

at the end there's a montage of the Doctor showing up different places and people rolling their eyes like "oh god not that guy again"

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
It's a Hard Knock Life:

The Doctor gets a raging boner and has to find a dimension in which he doesn't have one so he can take a piss before his kidneys explode. Eventually he has to use his sonic screwdriver to release the pressure caused by his erect sonic post-hole borer.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


ATLAS MUGGED

After another global financial crisis, the great powers of the world opt to return to the gold standard, ushered on by maverick economist and politician Don Draul. Massive underground vaults are constructed, and then filled with gold. The Doctor and his companion arrive, and see that the amount of money the governments of earth are spending to amass these gold stockpiles, far larger than would be needed to base a currency, is crippling the economy even worse than the financial crisis did in the first place. There is a lot of well-meaning but hamfisted commentary on current EU austerity policy.

The Doctor knows something is up, so him and his companion track down Don Draul to see what his deal is. After getting into a lot of trouble for stalking him to his hotel, it looks like Don Draul is totally clean, beyond an unhealthy fascination for the work of Ayn Rand. But the Doctor can't shake a funny feeling he has about the guy, and as we know the Doctor is always right. Just after they're released by hotel security, the cybermen attack! And they're after Don Draul!

The Doctor and his plucky companion manage to repel the cybermen using a reflective hotel food-platter to bounce their laser beams back at them, but they are too late: Don Draul is fatally wounded. As he chokes out his final breath to the Doctor, who is incidentally SO, SO SORRY, a Dalek eyeball stalk bursts out of Don's forehead and says ERROR, ERROR, DECEPTION DISCOVERED, DOK-TORRRRRR. Using his sonic screwdriver, the Doctor somehow accesses the dalek sleeper agent's memory banks and discovers that the whole financial crisis was engineered by the Daleks and their allies in the world banking industry in order to amass a huge amount of gold to tip the balance in the dalek/cybermen war.

There's only one thing the Doctor can do: Break into Fort Knox. There's a really embarrassingly smug montage of them gearing up for a heist in this part.

Predictably everything goes wrong and the Doctor and his companion are apprehended by the security guards at Fort Knox and taken in to the inner chamber, for some reason. The inside of Fort Knox has been replaced with a gigantic forge, processing gold bars into strange mechanical pieces. Just as the Doctor is figuring out what is going on, he is confronted by the mastermind of the operation:

A Solid Gold Dalek.

The Doctor gives a totally topical speech about the dangers of greed, how money corrupts, and how nobody, no matter how powerful should take from the poor to give to the rich. It is well meaning but embarrassing.

The Dalek chases the Doctor and his companion through the facility, the security guards from before having mysteriously vanished in order to facilitate this crappy chase sequence. They get out to the car park, where the Doctor hotwires a Fiat brand car and rams the dalek into a nearby power junction box, frying it completely. The Doctor gets out of the car and says, "Now that's what I call the triumph of Fiat Current-cy."

The episode ends after implying that somehow everything is going to go back to normal, even though all the Doctor actually did was kill one Dalek.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Counting Sheep

The Doctor and Clara arrive in a small English town to discover their hospital full of people who find the longer they no longer able to sleep and are growing more and more erratic and exhausted as a result.

After days of no other apparent ill effects, a few of the insomniacs find that they're starting to hallucinate the world around them starting to contort and change. An effect made worse by the world around them beginning to actually be altered. Then made worse by the victims becoming possessed by something else.

The Doctor traces the cause of the condition to a group of other-dimensional psychic alien invaders who have gradually been changing the brain chemistry of the victims and tap into latent human psychic energy that is triggered when humans are extremely tired to start pulling their universe into ours so they can conquer the Earth.

"Whenever you stay up later than you should, whenever you see little things fluttering in the corner of your vision when you're tired, when your heart races and you panic just a moment before falling asleep because you're having a 'vision' so vivid and scary... Have you ever wondered if there was a connection?"
"No, never..."
"Right. All those things were real, your human mind was just properly tuned for just a moment to see the environment of another dimension. The moment you fell asleep, the moment your brain was rested and reset, it's nothing but a bad memory!"

In order to stop the invaders, the Doctor does the exact opposite of what should work. Loud music, strong smells, delicious caffeine-filled lattes and video games. The aliens have been priming their human hosts for so long to skew towards that sweet spot between sleep and wake, conscious and dreaming, to get exactly the right balance that the Doctor is going to upset the balance and give everyone a quick mental 'recharge' to make them fully alert and aware.

Once done, the connection is damaged, brain chemistry starts resetting, the universes start sorting back out and the staff are quick to administer sedatives to take advantage of the moment to give everyone a good night's sleep.

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horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
The Cold Shoulder
The Master couldn't have picked a worse time to team up with the Cybermen to finish off The Doctor: much to Clara's dismay, it's one day before Christmas! (I know the concept of time is void with the TARDIS, just roll with it) The fight closes in on the TARDIS and The Doctor, The Master, Clara and a sole Cyberman stumble into the spaceship. In the heat of battle, The Doctor produces his Sonic Screwdriver while The Master pulls out a strange gun and points it at our hero. Clara tries to save the Doctor by ramming into the Master, but she's too late: The gun unloads and hits the screwdriver with full force, but the push makes the Master lose his aim and hits the TARDIS. Suddenly, all controls are going haywire and the spacecraft lets out its familiar hum. With a terrified expression on everyone's face, they realize they are traveling through time and space! The Doctor's attempt to abort the journey are futile, and after a long and harsh trip they realize they're stuck on an ice planet. With the controls not working, the Doctor and Clara attempt to leave the TARDIS to search for civilization and ways of repairing the console, but the door won't open. Turns out that with the console going offline, the heat shields of the spaceship went down and with the harsh climate of the planet, the doors froze shut in a matter of seconds! The Doctor yells at the Master for ruining everything, but the Master retorts that "he'd wish nothing less than to get off this rathole of a spaceship" and explains that the gun he fired was a rare alien relic that can temporarily disable and electronic device for 24 hours, meaning they're all stuck together for Christmas! Clara attempts to lighten the mood by reminding the rivals that Christmas is all about putting aside your differences, but The Doctor replies that he wouldn't celebrate any holiday with the Master, especially if it's one that's based on the birth of Jesus. The Master concurs and the Cyberman explains he is Jewish, but Clara remains adamant and insists on getting along for just once, for the sake of the Christmas Spirit. Cut to the Doctor's and Master's stern expressions, which slowly melt into signs of defeat, followed by a slow fade into a montage of the Doctor and the Cyberman setting up improvised Christmas decorations and the Master, accompanied by Clara, working magic in the kitchen to prepare a one-of-a-kind roast beef, all to the tune of of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You". Another slow fade into playing a slow glockenspiel version of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" with a pan over used plates covered in holiday meals and other remains of traditional British Christmas Traditions (I think they pull explosive candy or something), until we reach Clara and the Master sleeping soundly, with Clara resting her head on the antagonist. Zoom out of the frame and we see the Doctor and the Cyberman imitating them, to the viewer's amusement. The touching scene comes to a sudden halt, however, as the TARDIS has finished recovering from the disabling blast and begins beeping loudly. The Doctor dashes to the console to begin their journey back while Clara and The Master back away from each other, their faces beet red. They land on a safe planet and unfreeze the door while the Cyberman and The Master awkwardly shuffle towards the exit. Regaining his composure, The Master denounces the truce and warns The Doctor that their next encounter "won't be as jolly" as the two villain leave the TARDIS, The Master halts at the doorstep, and without turning around, says to our heroes, "And a happy new year."

Fred is on
Dec 25, 2007

Riders...
IN SPACE!
Promise
Fed up with going on adventures in Victorian London, Clara makes the Doctor promise to pick elsewhere in space-time for their next ten trips, lest he lose all of her respect forever. However, a TARDIS mishap lands the duo to that precise spot in space-time yet again. The Doctor tries to salvage the situation by telling Clara that this is not Victorian London, but a futuristic alien world extremely similar to it. She is very barely convinced. As they investigate an evil race of liver thieves hiding amidst the local stray cats, the charade becomes harder and harder to keep up, especially when the Paternoster Gang gets involved...

Christmas on Sontara
Fresh from the recent death of his companion, a depressed Doctor is brought to Sontar by Strax for "the joyous celebration of our holiday most resembling the human Christ-mas." This holiday, and the ensuing adventure for that matter, are related to Christmas in only the barest, most tangential way.

Above Our Own
Jun 24, 2009

by Shine
Daleks Saving Time

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
The Forgotten
The Doctor uses his Sonic Screwdriver on one of the Towers and it disappears.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

lol nice

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Above Our Own posted:

Daleks Saving Time

The Companion makes some kind of off hand remark about some boorish person, comparing them to a caveman. The Doctor says "That's hardly fair, the cavemen were wonderful people! very in touch with their emotions, fond of knitting." and then they hop into the tardis to go and meet some cavemen.

But there's a problem. They come out in victorian times. They hop back in the Tardis and try again. This time they come out in WW1!

The only logical conclusion is that history is vanishing!

Try as they might, they just can't figure out what is going on, and soon enough are pinned at the very end of history. The culprit is revealed: THE DALEKS. They've come to gloat as the Doctor is pushed into oblivion by the lack of time, and in doing so reveal their plan:

The Daleks have been capturing time itself in a modified Dalek prison vault, then replacing the stolen time with a time-like analogue leaking in from an alternate dimension. Nobody but the Timelords and the Tardis can tell the difference between old time and dalek time, because their power is rooted in the very nature of old time. Life goes on as normal for everyone else in the universe, except for the Doctor, whose meddling and hopping about in time has pinned him here at the end of history.

The Doctor must find a way to set the clocks back, before he winds up with a lot more than one extra hour of sleep!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Fred is on posted:

Promise
Fed up with going on adventures in Victorian London, Clara makes the Doctor promise to pick elsewhere in space-time for their next ten trips, lest he lose all of her respect forever. However, a TARDIS mishap lands the duo to that precise spot in space-time yet again. The Doctor tries to salvage the situation by telling Clara that this is not Victorian London, but a futuristic alien world extremely similar to it. She is very barely convinced. As they investigate an evil race of liver thieves hiding amidst the local stray cats, the charade becomes harder and harder to keep up, especially when the Paternoster Gang gets involved...


Very nice.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
The Confession
The Doctor reveals he actually hates Victorian England and has always hated it because it's "gross and it's full of dirty people and child labor and everyone thinks they're hot poo poo and steampunk is literally the dumbest thing".

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
Kawaii Women
Clara gets The Doctor hooked on famous slice-of-life anime Azumangah Daoi and he decides to meet the persons that inspired the original manga: A book club of young women in 1865 London.

Speechless
In this unaired chamber play of an episode, the doctor spends 40 minutes writing a speech on the infancy of the human race. During work, he listens to a YouTube playlist entitled "Inspiring Music" and flips through the pages of his Thesaurus on several occasions.

Tougher Than The Rest Of Em
The Doctor and Clara have to face a ghostly figure abducting people in a sleepy village in Bulgaria who sings the theme of Pumpkin Hill Zone from Sonic Adventure 2 in a creepy manner. The cryptic turns out to be the ghost of an ancient alien prisoner and is quickly disposed of, but why he was singing a rap song from a Japanese video game from the early 2000s is never addressed.

Edit: oops double post I was really banking on someone posting in between guess I gotta abandon the thread in shame

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

horriblePencilist posted:

Kawaii Women
Clara gets The Doctor hooked on famous slice-of-life anime Azumangah Daoi and he decides to meet the persons that inspired the original manga: A book club of young women in 1865 London.

Speechless
In this unaired chamber play of an episode, the doctor spends 40 minutes writing a speech on the infancy of the human race. During work, he listens to a YouTube playlist entitled "Inspiring Music" and flips through the pages of his Thesaurus on several occasions.

Tougher Than The Rest Of Em
The Doctor and Clara have to face a ghostly figure abducting people in a sleepy village in Bulgaria who sings the theme of Pumpkin Hill Zone from Sonic Adventure 2 in a creepy manner. The cryptic turns out to be the ghost of an ancient alien prisoner and is quickly disposed of, but why he was singing a rap song from a Japanese video game from the early 2000s is never addressed.

Edit: oops double post I was really banking on someone posting in between guess I gotta abandon the thread in shame

don't worry about it, these are pretty funny

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
no joke, I was just walking through the parking lot (sorry, "carpark") here at work and somebody has the custom license plate TYMLRD

does this mean Dr Who works in my building?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

gnarlyhotep posted:

no joke, I was just walking through the parking lot (sorry, "carpark") here at work and somebody has the custom license plate TYMLRD

does this mean Dr Who works in my building?
Jesus freak. It's short for Thank You, My Lord.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Strudel Man posted:

Jesus freak. It's short for Thank You, My Lord.

christ, that's worse

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
My Dr Who synopses are gonna be further delayed because wife is having baby (this is the part where there is gently caress-all for the dad to do for six hours besides get ice chips). Wife is really enjoying these last few batches tho (reading them out loud to keep her spirits up).

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Applewhite posted:

My Dr Who synopses are gonna be further delayed because wife is having baby (this is the part where there is gently caress-all for the dad to do for six hours besides get ice chips). Wife is really enjoying these last few batches tho (reading them out loud to keep her spirits up).

Congrats man! Tell her the internet says hi! :wave:

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Applewhite posted:

My Dr Who synopses are gonna be further delayed because wife is having baby (this is the part where there is gently caress-all for the dad to do for six hours besides get ice chips). Wife is really enjoying these last few batches tho (reading them out loud to keep her spirits up).

So Steven Moffat hosed your wife and this thread was the best idea you had for revenge? Shameful.

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

Applewhite posted:

My Dr Who synopses are gonna be further delayed because wife is having baby (this is the part where there is gently caress-all for the dad to do for six hours besides get ice chips). Wife is really enjoying these last few batches tho (reading them out loud to keep her spirits up).

The Day Of The Doctor's Day Out
The docotor is reborn or re-incarnated or whatever for the 30th goddamn time, but WHAT THE EFF?! he's a baby! delight at the hijinx as the doctor, cushioned in a Tardis-blue stroller, wanders around Victorian London or a space station or space station that looks like London. His companion is a large powder blue rabbit that says comforting phrases when you pull it's string. In a later poll audiences rank it as the most popular companion yet.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines

Applewhite posted:

My Dr Who synopses are gonna be further delayed because wife is having baby (this is the part where there is gently caress-all for the dad to do for six hours besides get ice chips). Wife is really enjoying these last few batches tho (reading them out loud to keep her spirits up).

In the season's Doctor-lite episode, Applejack must attend to his wife as she gives birth. However, things start to get complicated when he realizes that the hospital is the center of a massive--and expanding--time dilation--every hour spent in the hospital is a whole day in the outside world. He now has to balance caring for his wife with trying to solve the mystery before the entire world gets swallowed up by a black hole. With the help of a new friend, he discovers that there are no records of the hospital's construction. As it turns out, the entire hospital is actually the malfunctioning remnant of an ancient time machine called a TARDIS. He journeys with his friend to the center of the TARDIS to fix its core, but he pays a steep price--his mission complete, he discovers that 18 years have gone by in the outside world. Fortunately, his new friend tells him she knows someone who can get him back before he even left, but not before he catches a glimpse of his child's future--the kid turns out pretty well.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
A lost episode in which the Doctor is played by Ernest Borgnine

The Doctor vs. Jim Lahey* from the Trailer Park Boys


not an alien or anything, just a drunk rear end in a top hat cop

Millions of Crows fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Dec 11, 2014

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Millions of Crows posted:

The Doctor vs. Jim Lahey* from the Trailer Park Boys[/b]

not an alien or anything, just a drunk rear end in a top hat cop

oh god please do this one

e: Lahey upsets the Doctor by constantly referring to the Tardis as "the Shitcrate"

gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Dec 11, 2014

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









The Killing Floor My suggestion is that we start with an external shot of the doctor on an alien planet, and there's a cold wind and doctor who looks out at it with narrowed eyes then he goes to get in his tardis but slips and falsl and sprains his leg and he's rolling around in serious pain, like you can see it becaus ethe camera pushes in real slow on his face, over maybe 25, 30 minutes and he's just screaming in this high pitched voice the whole time, and rolling round and there's no music just hte sound of him screaming and rolling, his trilby falls off after ten minutes dna his frock coat is getting all dirty and eh's scrabbling to get up but he can't and after fifteen minutes ythe camera is close enough to see down his throat and to get little flecks of spittle on the lense though by this time (~22-23 min in) he barely has any voice left but he's still trying to scream as loud as he can then just as it's like he's about to eat the camera, like you can't see anything but dr who's throat, it's filling the screan then bam cut to credits and OOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOO, OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

e: added title

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horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
Doctor.exe
The One Where Clara loving Dies For Keeps
Time To Party
a Stitch In Time...
...Saves None
Doctor Who Meets One Direction
Master Blaster
Pimp My TARDIS

Lost In The Sea
It's just a standard episode about an alien ruining everything, but there's a small cameo of a person who looks like Miss Frizzle from The Magic School Bus, complete with a yellow school bus and a colorful dress. The lady doesn't get any speaking lines, but Tumblr won't shut the gently caress up about it.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Applewhite posted:

My Dr Who synopses are gonna be further delayed because wife is having baby (this is the part where there is gently caress-all for the dad to do for six hours besides get ice chips). Wife is really enjoying these last few batches tho (reading them out loud to keep her spirits up).

Sorry there is already an episode where you find out the Doctor has a child so you can draw on this for inspiration.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
Doctor Who With Lyrics
Friendster's Legacy
Loan Sharks from Ganymede
Do You Have The Time?
It's Bigger On The Outside
The Curious Case Of Mrs G'lyrahxcoptemc
Rocks and Snow and Powder, oh my!

Outdoor Voice
The Doctor regenerates into Gilbert Gottfried and Clara ditches him. No one wants to be his companion anymore.

Holy Macaroni
Clara calls out the Doctor for always criticizing religion yet having no problems with supernatural occurrences such as ghosts. He quickly dismisses her and claims "it's science too advanced for you". Clara however is suspicious and decides to snoop around. After a while, she finds a shrine dedicated to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, God of the Pastafarians.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
Could I get an example for the actual episodes that justify Peter's childhood fears? I wanna see with my own eyes how similar they are to this thread.

Moving on,
An Act Of Faith
The Doctor claims all Muslims in England are actually aliens trying to return home and insists on sending them back to the Middle-East, which is in fact not a landmass of Planet Earth, but the surface of a distant moon that locked into the Earth via a space-time fold.

Fixer-Upper
The Doctor calls a space mechanic because the TARDIS keeps malfunctioning at the most crucial moments. He ungarbles the plasma generator, detangles the orbits of the string locking system and replaces a rusty transdimensional matter displacement chamber. After he is paid and left the TARDIS, the spacecraft works perfectly and the team never ends up in the wrong place or time again. The Mechanic is played by special guest "Weird" Al Yankovich.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines

horriblePencilist posted:

Could I get an example for the actual episodes that justify Peter's childhood fears? I wanna see with my own eyes how similar they are to this thread.

There's an episode where it turns out that the monster they were hunting the whole ep didn't exist and the Doctor is literally just afraid of the dark.

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horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
Powerless
The Doctor stumbles upon a record of an incident in which the Daleks brutally slaughtered the entire population of a whole solar system. As he preps for the rescue, he finds out that the massacre is in fact a fixed point in time so he goes to meet the author of Little Women instead, claiming he did everything he could.

Behind The TARDIS
During a regular checkup of the TARDIS' sensors, the nanobiotic quantum clusters suddenly begin to act up, causing a rupture in the machine's artificial reality patchwork that drags the doctor and companion into the Operating System of the TARDIS! Despite the fact that the TARDIS is the peak of travel through both time and space, the digital innards are being represented by green low poly wireframes because come on the BBC isn't made out of money and this isn't TRON.

Writer's Dilemma
Looking for a modern fiction writer to talk in her class, Clara is introduced to Alan Crumpington, head writer of the popular sci-fi show "Captain Galaxy". Crumpling laments that though his show was once lauded as one of the most innovative shows on British television, it has now massively dropped in ratings and always seems to recycle the same dire plot lines. A defeated Crumpington admits he just isn't feeling the same spark he felt when he began writing the pilot for Captain Galaxy and is seriously considering giving up writing for good. Clara tries to console the saddened man, but The Doctor grows suspicious. "From Goethe over Twain to Tolstoy, I have met a many writers", he begins while pacing around Crumpling's studio apartment, "but I have always believed their decision to stop writing was not of their own volition. And you, Mr Crumpington, are no different. What if I told you that your spark, as you put it, wasn't lost over time, but rather stolen?" After a brief pause of observing their puzzled expressions, the Doctor explains there is a rare alien species known as the Imakleps bury themselves under planets and feed off creativity until they are strong enough to lay eggs and continue their travels through space. A short trip through the London sewer system and the team is able to pinpoint the location of the alien, Clara dashing ahead. The Doctor quickens his pace to catch up until he hears a loud scream! As they reach the marked spot, they find Clara, just standing in the middle of the sewer. The Doctor explains that she has been fully drained of her creativity, leaving her without any agency or ideas of what to do. Suddenly, the CGI alien jumps out of the darkness and latches onto the Doctor's shoulder! The immediate contact allows the Imaklep to drain his creativity at such an astonishing pace that he can't think of a way to get rid of the creature. Trying to help the Doctor, Crumpington rapidly spits out suggestion to remove the parasite, until he mentions that if he was Captain Galaxy, he'd use his Particle Sextant to neutralize the threat. Just before losing all of his creativity as well, the mention of the Particle Sextant makes him remember his Sonic Screwdriver! He triggers a concussion blast which not only stuns the creature, but also launches it into the wall, which causes parts of the ceilings to collapse and crush the unconscious body. With his imagination sac ruptured, all the stolen creativity flows out of the Imaklep and into the closest bystanders, in this case The Doctor, Clara and Crumpington . "Looks like he is... Uh... Uhm...", mumbles The Doctor. After looking at Clara's and Crumpington's shocked expressions, he returns with a smirk, "Just kidding!"
As the team says their goodbyes, Crumpington thanks The Doctor for his help and says, "I know exactly what I'm gonna do with that one", while tapping his forehead. He then goes on to write a new episode of Captain Galaxy, which is to win 5 Golden Globes and an honorary Academy Award.

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