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Wake up hung over as poo poo, missing a credit card, I've got the terror shits Spinach and egg breakfast quesadilla and coffee helps Drive my friend to the abortion clinic, all my willpower to remember to avoid dead baby jokes Call USAA to wire $15k to buy my house in North Carolina, while in the waiting room Run into hot Russian acquaintance as she's signing her copay at the desk What a day
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So you guys didn't grab lunch after the abortion? Huh.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:14
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I'm still here, it's like a 3 or 4 hour wait. Figure I might as well get some work done.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:15
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Don't mind me just doin the ole daily trip to the abortion clinic.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:18
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There are some QTs here
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Nov 25, 2014 20:19
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If you aren't getting phone numbers while you're there, you ain't doing it right.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:26
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gently caress it's like that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:42
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Good morning GIP, I spent way more time than was probably appropriate to pick out perfect presents for my niece and nephew who are coming to town this week.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:49
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Zeris posted:There are some QTs here They obviously put out
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Nov 25, 2014 20:59
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There was an abortion clinic across the alley behind my old apartment. Noticing it for the first time as I was moving in, I dubbed it "Chekhov's abortion clinic". Not sure what act I'm in right now. Just a little film humor for you guys HEH.
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Nov 25, 2014 21:04
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Good morning GIP, I spent way more time than was probably appropriate to pick out perfect presents for my niece and nephew who are coming to town this week. What did you get them?
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Nov 25, 2014 21:09
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Asses chewed, money saved, car bought. Autistic car salesman, biggest push over.
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Nov 25, 2014 21:14
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Speaking of autism, model trains are a flash sale on Amazon right now.
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Nov 25, 2014 21:18
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zombie303 posted:My roommate woke up to a spider crawling up his leg. Time to burn down the apartment. Meh. I killed another black widow yesterday. I've killed more in the past month than ever before and four of them were larger than any I've ever seen. Apparently they've had a good year, their population exploded to the point it made the news.
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Nov 25, 2014 23:57
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saw an ant today. time to spread the poison again. and put out bait traps. at least it's not mice.
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Nov 26, 2014 00:44
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this last summer loving paper wasps invaded our house. they made about 10 different colonies all along the eaves and poo poo, and then made one really huge one at the apex of the eave at the top of the house. fuckers all died finally from the cold so now i have to go knock down all their nests. gently caress wasps.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:33
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Mike-o posted:gently caress wasps. I get em between my gutters and eve's every year, and along my underside of my deck railings.
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Nov 26, 2014 02:34
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GO AWAY
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Nov 26, 2014 04:07
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Godholio posted:GO AWAY 
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Nov 26, 2014 04:39
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Nov 26, 2014 04:44
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Oh hey, is that a red back?
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Nov 26, 2014 04:46
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Got up, signed out, went out to the parkinglot and got in the car. This morning, I sat around my house all day.
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Nov 26, 2014 05:22
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50 Foot Ant posted:Got up, signed out, went out to the parkinglot and got in the car.
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not caring here posted:Oh hey, is that a red back? They're basically the same thing except red backs are in Australia (surprisingly they can't spit venom and loving fly). There's actually a variety of markings female widows can have...basically if there's any red at all, don't gently caress with it. Even if there's no red, it could still be a damned widow. Unless you've got ebolAIDS or you're an invalid, you'll almost certainly survive a bite especially if you go to the hospital, but I still have these fuckers. That's one of the ones I've killed recently, and they've all been that big...it's probably almost a bit over an inch across as pictured. This is hosed up. 
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Nov 26, 2014 05:47
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They closed my Israeli K/D appreciation station thread in DnD, probably because they ran punkbuster, found nothing and got jelly or whatever kids say on online games anymore.
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Nov 26, 2014 15:49
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Godholio posted:GO AWAY God punishing you for living in Utah.
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Nov 27, 2014 01:56
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I concur with his assessment. 
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Nov 27, 2014 04:15
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totally got the turkey trots this morning.
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Nov 28, 2014 17:03
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Nothing yet but I think the stuffing might be binding things up in there. Coffee and cigarettes and still not a fart to be had.
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Nov 28, 2014 17:32
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This morning was pretty bad. It had to do three courtesy flushes so I didn't clog my parents' old rear end tiny pipes. I'm considerate I am.
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Nov 28, 2014 18:58
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I just got done raking some leaves. Now it's on to flushing my manual transmission fluid and installing a new O2 sensor.
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Nov 28, 2014 20:00
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Even on Black Friday I can't find jeans in my size. Would my Secret Santa please just lop off a few inches from my legs so I can find pants that fit?
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Nov 28, 2014 22:24
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avoid the temptation to check old navy for jeans, I've never had a pair of their lovely pants last more than a month without splitting somewhere, usually the rear end pockets. Kohls usually has decent prices on jeans if there's one near you. or just look on amazon for the same brand/style you already have.
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Good morning gip. I hate it when I'm diggin in my nose and find some long hairs and pull them out and then can't stop sneezing.
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