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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Put Scully and Buffy in here and you have TotalSumofLate90sGenreMasturbation.jpg

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Kaincypher posted:

Lucy Lawless is an ageless, hottie Aussie (or Kiwi, don't care enough to check). But seriously, those last 2 or 3 seasons with short-haired athletic Gabrielle (Renée O'Connor). Not even a contest.

You might like Saxa in Spartacus. She's DAF.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6B2_5S--GY


BigBoss posted:

You might like Saxa in Spartacus. She's DAF.


etalian fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Nov 22, 2014

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

would

newbinator
Nov 14, 2014

Get your shit together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere. You know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together.
i heard you guys like her boobs

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
that baby's life is all downhill after that

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Bill and Ted was a documentary about the real life of Keanu Reeves.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

PS or not, he looks pretty drat good, wow.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

burritolingus posted:

She's not even fifty. What do you expect? For her to have mummified already?

Speaking of 50 and not aging, I just found out the actress that plays May on Agents of Shield is 51. Took me by surprise.

On a side note, that show got a hell of a lot better than when it started. It was pure poo poo for a while and now it's totally worth watching.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


you-so-craycray posted:

i heard you guys like her boobs


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Blazing Ownager posted:

Speaking of 50 and not aging, I just found out the actress that plays May on Agents of Shield is 51. Took me by surprise.

On a side note, that show got a hell of a lot better than when it started. It was pure poo poo for a while and now it's totally worth watching.

I keep hearing this but even as a massive Whedon-fag and relentless sucker of the MCU's cock I still feel too burned by the unbearable poo poo that was Season 1 to give it another go.

mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Nov 22, 2014

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
its not suprising a white would have the last name "lawless" as they abhor the concepts of law order and equality and all of them would be murdering rapist child molesters were it not for the constant threat of violence at the end of a gun by police

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

typical white, weilding a knife that shoots blood into the air (they drink blood)

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

I keep hearing this but even as a massive Whedon-fag and relentless sucker of the MCU's cock I still feel too burned by the unbearable poo poo that was Season 1 to give it another go.

The only reason I could deal with is it they took all the sappy bullshit I hated about the show and basically turned on it's head like six episodes before the end of the season and basically took a long poo poo on all of it. The show promptly got better as a result and it almost made all the stupid, tepid poo poo worth it.

If you ever jump back in, do so six episodes before the end of the first season. Pretty much the point they drop everything it was into a shredder.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Blazing Ownager posted:

The only reason I could deal with is it they took all the sappy bullshit I hated about the show and basically turned on it's head like six episodes before the end of the season and basically took a long poo poo on all of it. The show promptly got better as a result and it almost made all the stupid, tepid poo poo worth it.

If you ever jump back in, do so six episodes before the end of the first season. Pretty much the point they drop everything it was into a shredder.

I'll eventually give in and do it, but not quite yet. I hated almost all the characters. I know about Ward's turn and Coulson becoming Director of SHIELD in the fallout of the Winter Soldier but I really don't give much of a gently caress about either to be quite honest. I hated some of the characters so much. May was ok just because her actress owns the role 110%. Simmons was ok in that "we're clearly trying to go for the Emma Watson fetishists in the audience" way where it's not my bag but I'm not put off either. Even Fitz was tolerable because you could tell there was at least room for growth in the character. Ward and Skye are just the worst though. Skye is especially bad. Skye can abso-loving-lutely go to hell. I am not someone who normally hates Whedon girls, I even like Dawn from Buffy and River from Firefly in spite of their very obvious shortcomings, but for some reason Skye just bypassed my normal tolerance for hackneyed character premises and just pressed on a nerve and kept pressing. I have never wanted to throttle someone through a television screen more. And that's ignoring the standard complaints about how badly the show portrays a top-level spy team, used next to nothing from the Marvel universe through almost the entire first season, and forced the characters to act like a surrogate family way way sooner than was earned.

In other news this thread compelled me to jack off while thinking about Lucy Lawless and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her when I jack off. Good job thread.

mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Nov 22, 2014

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

ilikedirt posted:

its not suprising a white would have the last name "lawless" as they abhor the concepts of law order and equality and all of them would be murdering rapist child molesters were it not for the constant threat of violence at the end of a gun by police

australian? lawless?!? white...

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fatkraken posted:

Have we reached the point in the thread where we get some weird guy coming in and posting about 80 pictures of Lucy Lawless he painstakingly downloaded from usenet in 1996?

Ugh, that was Bigpeeler, and who was the chick he was always posting? Hillary Duff? Britney Spears?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Blistex posted:

Ugh, that was Bigpeeler, and who was the chick he was always posting? Hillary Duff? Britney Spears?

No, you missed a point in one of GBS' tri-weekly "Scully was loving hot" threads where some dude posted his entire folder of small Scully .jpgs from the 90s that he had saved on his HDD because he never deleted them. There were probably quite a few in there that had otherwise been lost to the sands of time but are now back in circulation.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
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mind the walrus posted:

No, you missed a point in one of GBS' tri-weekly "Scully was loving hot" threads where some dude posted his entire folder of small Scully .jpgs from the 90s that he had saved on his HDD because he never deleted them. There were probably quite a few in there that had otherwise been lost to the sands of time but are now back in circulation.

Honestly, this forum...

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Post in question: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3678131&pagenumber=3#post437167489

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

ilikedirt posted:

typical white, weilding a knife that shoots blood into the air (they drink blood)

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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The Bible posted:

Xena was definitely hot, but I was more of a Gabrielle man.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
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Holy poo poo! I don't know why exactly, but by the time I got to the bottom of that low-res post, my sides were hurting from laughing so much.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


When was dis pic taken and is it Lucy lawless

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Uncle Wemus posted:

When was dis pic taken and is it Lucy lawless

it is and its from spartacus so in the last few years go watch it is good also titties

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

lucy lawless is rayveness's body double btw (fyi)

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

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toggle posted:

lucy lawless is rayveness's body double btw (fyi)

Not gonna lie, when I googled this I was expecting a superheroine of some sort, not a porn star. Like I thought Lucy Lawless was a stunt double in her spare time or something.

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