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ilikedirt posted:-a way to train dogs that is equitable and respects there dignity Tell me more about this, please
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A videogame where if you die in the game you die for real.
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Nov 21, 2014 09:13
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a video game where you find a cube and youre chased by cenobites. and if you open the cube it says "COme TO A PARTY". and you go to the party and its poo poo. and its a lovely movie gently caress whoever came up with that movie. gently caress, poo poo i hate it.
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Nov 21, 2014 09:17
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Bubblegum for snakes that let them float around the room and you can hold them by the tail like a balloon but if you like your snake don't give it to any neighbor kids as a trick.
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Nov 21, 2014 09:28
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lonesomedwarf posted:a video game where you find a cube and youre chased by cenobites. and if you open the cube it says "COme TO A PARTY". and you go to the party and its poo poo. and its a lovely movie gently caress whoever came up with that movie. gently caress, poo poo i hate it.
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Nov 21, 2014 09:36
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a car that drives itself but if your a bad poster it drives u off a cliff a cure for cancer (duh) a way to fihght vampires that dint require u to get up close (gun for shooting 'pires) a pussy dewsweetener bc sometimes that pussy TOO sweet...
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Nov 21, 2014 11:53
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a robot that can teach u the best dance moves but DEF NOT the dance movie called the robot bc thats just f*cking cliche af
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Nov 21, 2014 11:55
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-an electronic mood-verifier so when I post about how melancholy I am you can see I loving mean it -a new form of fighting which measures intent rather than what you actually do
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Nov 21, 2014 12:43
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a machine that lets you kill yourself without actually killing yourselg like a loophole so you can still go to heavne
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Nov 21, 2014 12:44
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like one of those kevorkian (not sure of spellin!) machines but on the button it says "PRESS THIS TO LIVE"
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Nov 21, 2014 12:45
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what am i doing with my life?
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Nov 21, 2014 12:58
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toilet seat desk chairs so you can poop, post & pee all day long
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Nov 21, 2014 13:11
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jingle all the way on blu-ray
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Nov 21, 2014 13:14
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Deathface posted:a drink that's dry. They made that one already http://www.drysoda.com/
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Nov 21, 2014 13:17
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turtlenecks for midgets
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Nov 21, 2014 14:31
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bong with a computer chip that automatically orders a pizza when the bowl is cashed
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Nov 21, 2014 14:32
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Robbie Fowler posted:you know those guitars that are like, double guitars Chocolate Microscopes?
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Nov 21, 2014 15:42
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panictheory posted:They made that one already http://www.drysoda.com/ but that's still a liquid. Either way, I'm still sueing.
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Nov 21, 2014 15:44
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a dvd player for anime that reminds you to take a shower
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Nov 21, 2014 15:45
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Sweet Tea posted:a dvd player for anime that reminds you to take a shower A DVD player that will not play anime and will in fact destroy the disc
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Nov 21, 2014 15:59
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a bigger version of the microphone bob barker used
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Nov 21, 2014 16:09
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a hammer and nail that fixes broken lives
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Nov 21, 2014 16:24
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A condom but for your tongue so you can french kiss prostitutes providing a better simulacrum of intimacy than before
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Nov 21, 2014 16:27
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Nation posted:a hammer and nail that fixes broken lives 
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Nov 21, 2014 16:34
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Indiana Cones posted:turtlenecks for midgets midget necks for turtles a pill that makes u evolve forward or backward in time so u can be either a alien or a dinosaur swings that instead of swinging forward and back they side to side a slide made if toilet paper with a toilet at the top so u can slide down the slide (pants off) w/ur butt cheeks spread and it wipes youre butt AND ALSO Its fun
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Nov 21, 2014 21:54
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Doghouse posted:bong with a computer chip that automatically orders a pizza when the bowl is cashed I can't have three pizzas show up every morning and another dozen throughout the day. A robot/drone tag team that follows dog walkers around and delivers the piles of poo poo they leave behind to their doorstep
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Nov 21, 2014 22:37
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you irl posted:a teleporting portal in your butt so your poop teleports to an alternate poop dimension and you never have to fart or poop Yeah but what about my boyfriends jizz? Would that also go into the other dimension?
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Nov 21, 2014 22:41
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a tiny robot doctor that rides in your car trunk and saves your life if you are in an accident an even smaller robot cop that rides in your car and keeps the doctor robot from running away or having emotions
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Nov 21, 2014 22:43
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