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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Alternative ideas for dealing with sexual frustration
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Jan 28, 2009

ilikedirt posted:

have u trieied grindr its a good place to find "love"ers (to have sex ]

dont bcome a failson by mastrubateing to much. you can get all kinds of disease from doing it too much for instance "the clap" from clapping ur penis to much. "gonohrea" which is when u cum so much ur weiner gone and gets diahrea. "clamydia" which is where ur weiner smells likes clams (NOT GOOD SMELL)

try to practice meditateing every time u think about joing. even tho meditate sound alot like masterbate

ths is tru i got gonohrea a few years ago i got beter tho

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Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bastastic posted:

Join your local fight club

I fought for half a decade but it did NOT relieve my sexaul tension THAT IS A MISCONCEPTION


ilikedirt posted:

have u trieied grindr its a good place to find "love"ers (to have sex ]

dont bcome a failson by mastrubateing to much. you can get all kinds of disease from doing it too much for instance "the clap" from clapping ur penis to much. "gonohrea" which is when u cum so much ur weiner gone and gets diahrea. "clamydia" which is where ur weiner smells likes clams (NOT GOOD SMELL)

try to practice meditateing every time u think about joing. even tho meditate sound alot like masterbate

id ont want to have to make an account to get more starfish sex is it better than craigslist?? maybe i can pay professional sex havers to have sex with me

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