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Quickscope420dad posted:could u half circumcise a dick so that the foreskin is the same length and is just a kind of flap Like a wang hoodie? I dunno man still seems kinda gross but also hipsterish
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Aesop Poprock posted:Like a wang hoodie? I dunno man still seems kinda gross but also hipsterish more like a dick cape
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im cut and i have literally never used lotion to jerk the gerk. the gently caress are you people doing to your dongs??
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Suicide Sam E. posted:At some point in life, Marcus Aurelius is not going to be able to solve all of your problems. That's what I have Tolstoy for, stay tuned for my multi page analysis on what War and Peace taught us about circumcision.
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It's hosed up to do a vanity surgical procedure on someone who can't enthusiastically consent to it. I feel the same about people who pierce their babies ears.
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Can I sue the doctor who performed my circumcision for mutilating my genitals or is there a statute of limitations for that sort of thing?
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Gaunab posted:Can I sue the doctor who performed my circumcision for mutilating my genitals or is there a statute of limitations for that sort of thing? Good question actually. Could you sue your parents for subjecting you to nonconsensual mutilation?
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Quickscope420dad posted:could u half circumcise a dick so that the foreskin is the same length and is just a kind of flap I think it's possible, mine is kinda like that. Just covers the back half so that poo poo is good as new. I am the penile übermensch
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Circumcision doesn't really make sense, except that not being circumcised usually means that you are some kind of gross european or one of the terrorist races. If I ever have a son he's definitely not going to have an anteater dick like some taliban guy. 
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Quickscope420dad posted:could u half circumcise a dick so that the foreskin is the same length and is just a kind of flap The Mentalizer posted:I think it's possible, mine is kinda like that. Just covers the back half so that poo poo is good as new. Same. Properly done circumcisions are a work of art, much like my penis.
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I think shaving your balls is a good idea.
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circ dick soleil posted:I think shaving your balls is a good idea. It's
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circ dick soleil posted:I think shaving your balls is a good idea. Also, foreskin reppin.
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Foreskin is pretty rad and does rad things. I don't have mine cause I am a (bad) Jew. My babby has his but my idiot horrible relatives gave my wife and I a lot of poo poo because we didn't have someone cut up his baby wiener. That's my story hope you like it and remember foreskin is good. Please don't mutilate your children. If they would like to be mutliated they can get it done later. Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Aye. Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FORESKINS!
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City of Tampa posted:Circumcision doesn't really make sense, except that not being circumcised usually means that you are some kind of gross european or one of the terrorist races. muslims are circumcised
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:As far as I'm concerned, in America, foreskins freak out some ladies. A cut dick does not generally freak out any ladies. Therefore, it is better to be circumcised because more women are likely to have sex with you. Mostly because so many uncut men do a terrible job cleaning their dick. Cut guys have the same problem, but in their case it just smells bad rather then the smell and a thick white patch of dick cheese. Also, there's literally no research that proves one way or the other that a foreskin makes sex intensely better.
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lol than cut it off shithead op
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Bobert Bobertson posted:im cut and i have literally never used lotion to jerk the gerk. the gently caress are you people doing to your dongs??
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Dec 9, 2014 22:12
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Congrats on getting owned by your mommy at birth op
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There's no symbolism more American or powerful as a hard dick and bulbous head with taut foreskin attached, just itchin to get out and get some gently caress. It's like a fine car you burn out compared to cut dicks which are electric smart cars reduced in size for girlymen.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:22
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The difference between a ford mustang (uncut) and ford pinto (damaged dick crew)
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Foreskin looks a little weird when the dick is soft but when its hard and that head is so shiny and soft and beautiful its 100% worth it. Cut dude's heads just look like dehydrated mushrooms.
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oh wow this thread is back totally gunna derail and ask someone to post that tumblr cartoon image of the nospecific gender overweight person with blue punk hair and the elaborate paragraph of pronouns and kin identities that gets posted every now and again
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Whirlwind Jones posted:lol enjoy your sensationless sex idiot. Sex is for making babies, not pleasure. Moron.
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Here is a handy circumcision map. Please print it out and keep in on your person at all times for reference. 
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I decided to go to the source and goolged Mayo clinics advice. http://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/circumcision/basics/why-its-done/prc-20013585 Seems circumcision is p. rad. I think uncut people don't have the courage to admit they are too scared to get cut and just hide it under a veneer of exaggerated mutliation accusations. I bet Mayo would agree if you asked them. No worries though, cut or uncut, APAB.
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it's been far too long since we've had a foreskin thread in gbs imo
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Move this thread to PYF. PYF foreskin.
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Bismuth posted:Foreskin looks a little weird when the dick is soft but when its hard and that head is so shiny and soft and beautiful its 100% worth it. Cut dude's heads just look like dehydrated mushrooms. Your dick looks like a mucousy dog ween
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