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Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
I think the best part about these nickname lists is watching how they start out all cute and you can watch the progression to annoyance :3:

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Queen Gnome posted:

I think the best part about these nickname lists is watching how they start out all cute and you can watch the progression to annoyance :3:

particularly with cats...

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The closest I have to a nickname for the current pet is:

"gently caress off, cat!"

Her name is Inky, but I often just call her "cat." Unless she is being particularly annoying, then she gets the full "gently caress off, cat!"

Everything Burrito
Jun 2, 2011

I Failed At Anime 2022
Cat 1: Catfish aka Fatfish

Cat 2: Rooster aka Rootie Poots aka Poots

lexan
Apr 24, 2004

Someday I'll be a big producer on Broadway, and you'll be singin' your opera in the street with a tin cup in your hand!
We have a cat named Sadie whose nicknames are Sadiekins and Sadiepants.

We have another cat named Lola whose nickname is Lolabeans.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Literally fluffy butt. That is what I call my dog.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
My old cat's name was technically George but I had known him as Udler since before I can remember. I think the name came from "Georgie porgie puddin and pie" or like "puddlin and pie" which begat "puddler" which begat Udler. This was done by my mom and dad a long time ago. He was a good cat.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Joey is my cats name.

Rumple Bump
Silly Bunko
Mojo Jo Jo
Bojo
Bouges
Stupid Brains
Gakky

I love my cat.
:swoon:

:toxogond:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Kuato posted:

Chuck Berry
Chuckleberry Hound
Chuck Doggy Dogg
Seņor Chuck
The Doggfather
El Chuckerino

I would also suggest Chuck Stop and C-Furder.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Joseph Lieberman
Booshie-moo-moo
The Smuckler

CatStacking
Jan 9, 2010

~A Purely Preposterous Pussy~
Zoey the cat is:
Zowee
Zee Butt
StubbyCat
Miss Mew
Queen Zoey

Freya the dog is:
Freybay
Snooter
Freybies

Cecil the guinea pig:
Cecil Butt
Ceas-a-beast
Wheek wheek Monster
Poopfiend
Peeg

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Jack ---> jackalope

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Also "fireballs" because he is an orange cat

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

hobo
mutt
mongrel
trash eater but that's an objective description of my dog

i love my dog

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Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby
Multiple cats, multiple lame names:

Kitten (the oldest)
Kitteny-Witteny (Blackadder homage, sounds incredibly stupid)
Baby

Orangejello (Oranjello)
Orangejello babycat destroyer of sofas

Little Girl

Bitchy
Bitchy Girl
Supermodel cat

Abejundio doesn't have a nickname, it's enough fun saying Aaaah-bey-hooooooon-dioooo

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